Teilt. I had a dream that an orangutang jerked off and came into my head and that sperm went into my bloodstream altering my DNA to become more monkey like and  deaths mosquito human Snake Shark pig chezebrelephaffe monkey
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Teilt

I had a dream that an orangutang jerked off and came into my head and that sperm went into my bloodstream altering my DNA to become more monkey like and I became an orangutang superhero.

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Submitted: 05/10/2014
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#12 - theblackcrow (05/11/2014) [-]
Of course that **** is on top! Look at that mosquito's size
User avatar #17 - vladhellsing (05/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
But the important question is: which would you rather be locked in a room with?
User avatar #19 to #17 - theviusking (05/11/2014) [-]
Shark. He'll die at one point and then I've got food.
#16 - huchkizz (05/11/2014) [-]
Mosquitoes doesn't directly kill people - they're just hosts for a very dangerous disease
E.I. Malaria.
User avatar #1 - notnewaccount (05/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I think the silhouette of that "hippopotamus" is from a rhino.
#26 - Derpcakes (05/11/2014) [-]
We arn't first? We need to get our **** together.
User avatar #30 - cheeziswin ONLINE (05/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Snails are capable of killing a person?
This is news to me.
User avatar #33 to #30 - mrgoodlove (05/11/2014) [-]
It's usually slow and painful. Mostly slow.
User avatar #31 - nudybooty (05/11/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I am 99.99% sure humans are first.
User avatar #38 to #31 - traveltech (05/11/2014) [-]
You obviously have no idea how many people die from malaria an Africa
User avatar #23 - stifflimb (05/11/2014) [-]
Blaming mosquitos is like blaming rats for evert single death by the black plauge!
User avatar #22 - galaxyguy (05/11/2014) [-]
Well, **** guys, let's get rid of those pesky mosquitos then.

Ain't no way in hell we're taking second place.
#14 - chris chris (05/11/2014) [+] (5 replies)
i call ******** , i only checked one (rabies) and the world health organization says its 55,000 a year. But dogs are no where close to being the source of rabies, maybe they could be in north america but pretty sure i heard on the show house that less than 20 cases were fatal in the last 10 years in our continent. bats, or raccoons should have been used for that one.

also just thought i'd mention that according to guiness book of world records, rabies is the most deadly disease known to man, only one case in history was not fatal without treatment
User avatar #9 - usafdirtboyz (05/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Thought it said Testesfly
User avatar #3 - flemsdfer ONLINE (05/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Seems a little biased to me. Why only limit an animal's deadliness to how many people they kill? Crocodile's kill tons of **** and you'd fear it more than you would a mosquito, but it comes way after it since it doesn't kill as many people. Well why not? Because you feared it and stayed the hell away from it.
User avatar #4 to #3 - mrgoodlove (05/10/2014) [-]
I think the fact that the Mosquitos along with other small animals can kill you unexpectedly and in your own home adds to their deadliness though. Mostly because you'll never really see it coming. So in a way, they're like tiny silent assassins.
User avatar #28 - anonywolftroll (05/11/2014) [-]
...And still people say I'm weird because I'm really afraid of bugs (especially snails, spiders and parasitic...things), but love wolves and most reptiles
#27 - analfooter (05/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
What is the title about OP?
User avatar #25 - xsap (05/11/2014) [-]
wait.. how does a snail kill people?
User avatar #24 - testaburger (05/11/2014) [-]
We need first place, guise
User avatar #18 - nanako (05/11/2014) [-]
yeah putting mosquitos here is not fair. a mosquito doesn't directly kill a human except maybe in a few extremely rare cases
User avatar #13 - chayio (05/11/2014) [-]
Looks like humanity better step up its game.
#10 - anonymous (05/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Anyone going to mention or ask how the hell do freshwater snails kill more than wolfs and sharks combined?
User avatar #6 - murraysnoopy (05/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Do you have a monkey dick in the dream?
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