“Based on the evidence, it also is our view that it is more probable than not that Tom Brady (the quarterback for the Patriots) was at least generally aware of the inappropriate activities of McNally and Jastremski involving the release of air from Patriots game balls.”
Attach multiple "Block and Chains" to the top of a chaos drive on a platform "Spiked" into the ground. Add releases for each layer of chains. Built up massive speed, slap the **** out of anyone near you, then release each layer in pulses one by one.