Technology Geniuses

ibt Most Computer illiterate People Ever.
How is It Possible To Be This Clueless?
1. Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' Icon
on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
2. customer: I have a huge problem. Amend has
placed a screen saver on my computer, but
every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
3. Tech support: What kind of computer do you
have?
Customer: A white one...
4. Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Customer: Hello... I can' t print.
Tech support: Would you click on ''start" for me
and.
Customer: Listen pal; don' t start getting
technical on mel I' m not Bill Gates.
s. Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I
can' t print. Every time I try, it says 'Ctm' t find
printer'. Ne even lifted the printer and placed it
In front of the monitor, but the computer still
says he can' t find It...
6. Customer: I have problems printing in red...
ch support: Do you have a color printer?
7. Tech support: What' s on your monitor now.
customer: A teddy hear my boyfriend bought
for me.
It. Customer: My keyboard is not wodden
anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it' s plugged Into the
computer?
customer: No. I can' t get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk
was back.
Easterner: i OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with
you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not
plugged in. is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there' s another one here.
Ah... that one does work...
s. Tech support: Your password is the small letter
a" as In apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the
number P.
Customer: is that 7 in capital letters ,
10. Customer: can' t get on the staff email.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right
password?
customer: Yes, I' m sure. I saw my colleague do
Tech support: can you tell me what the
password was?
Customer: Five stars.
11. Tech support: What antivirus program do you
use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That' s not an antivirus program.
Customer. oh, sorry... Internet Explorer.
12. Customer: HI, this is Maureen. I can' t get my
diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the
Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it' s really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn' t sound good; I' ll
make a note.
Customer: No , wait a minute... I hadn' t inserted
13. Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I' m writing my first email.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the
problem?
customer: well, I have the letter 'a' In the
address, but how do I get the circle around it?
it A woman customer called the Canon help desk
with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under
windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but
that is a good point. The man sitting in the
cubicle next to me is under a window, and his
printer is working fine."
IS. Tech support: "Okay Colin, let' s press the control
and escape keys at the same time. That brings
up I task list in the middle of the screen. Now
type the letter 'T " to bring up the Program
Manager."
customer: I don' t have a P.
Tech support: on your keyboard, Colin.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P"..... on your keyboard. Colin.
Customer: I' M NOT GOING TO DO THAT