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#1 - wildredsock (05/19/2015) [-]
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#73 to #1 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
Electric pulses from the sleeve keep it beating, preventing heart attacks and failure. Of course, it needs batteries.
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User avatar #57 to #1 - Temperance (05/19/2015) [-]
Holy **** that movie sucked.
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User avatar #372 to #57 - Temperance (05/20/2015) [-]
**** your red thumbs!
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#5 to #1 - amuzen ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
I'm sure it does it's just that there's a bunch of other things that could kill you other than your heart stopping.
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#176 to #5 - anon (05/20/2015) [-]
That's true, except that heart problems are a large cause of death.
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#292 to #176 - amuzen ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
yeah I mean, I'm not saying it's worthless or anything like that I'm just saying that keeping a heart beating perpetually isn't really all that doubt worthy since that's not like immortality or anything.
Like don't get me wrong, I'm sure it's great and could potentially save millions of lives, it's just not as all powerful as it sounds.
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User avatar #99 to #5 - EdwardNigma (05/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, but one less thing to worry about, right? Especially if you have heart problems, **** could save lives.
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User avatar #6 to #1 - Blarghfreat (05/19/2015) [-]
no, the post is right, you still can't play music on the youtube app and close it
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#141 to #6 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, you can m8.
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#290 to #164 - anon (05/20/2015) [-]
*BIO immortality.
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#179 to #164 - bahtzee (05/20/2015) [-]
Mfw immortality is becoming a thing.
Mfw immortality is becoming a thing.
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#184 to #179 - shadowstepone ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
Imagine rich assholes that never died, and lived without having to work for centuries.
Imagine rich assholes that never died, and lived without having to work for centuries.
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#192 to #188 - shadowstepone ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
for now...
until we make iron man suits, or superhumans or just really really good security systems.
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User avatar #303 to #184 - nevolmon (05/20/2015) [-]
immortality to aging doesn't mean they won't get killed by the inherit randomness of the universe at some point.
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User avatar #185 to #184 - bahtzee (05/20/2015) [-]
Actually I was more worried about just regular people I don't like getting their hands on this **** .
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User avatar #186 to #185 - shadowstepone ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
yeah that too.
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User avatar #38 - pwz (05/19/2015) [-]
heart beating ≠ immortality.
EX: People killed with curare have their heart beating long after they're dead..
But it would be nice to avoid heart attacks though..
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User avatar #50 to #38 - TheFixer (05/19/2015) [-]
its one small step towards immortality
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User avatar #273 to #38 - hor (05/20/2015) [-]
Gotta build a kite before you build a rocket.
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#77 to #38 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
It wouldn't actually stop heart attacks either. Heart attacks are caused by loss of bloodflow to cardiac tissue. No amount of electrical stimulation will keep dead muscle beating. This is basically just a really good pacemaker.
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#330 - lihamylly ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
And this is how you have to recharge it.
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#64 - jdonaldson (05/19/2015) [-]
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#152 to #64 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
What is this?
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User avatar #155 to #152 - cutter (05/19/2015) [-]
the persons heart is racing since (s)he saw tits
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#304 to #64 - vili (05/20/2015) [-]
I don't know why but i expected the tits to have a pulse, too. I'm a little disappointed
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#230 to #64 - anon (05/20/2015) [-]
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#37 - acu ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
Slowly getting closer.
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#63 to #37 - tanfoam (05/19/2015) [-]
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**tanfoam rolled image** **** yeah Supreme commander was/is the ****
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#65 to #63 - acu ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
It still is. www.faforever.com/
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#66 to #65 - tanfoam (05/19/2015) [-]
Damn thanks man, gonna look into this more.
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#69 to #66 - acu ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
I just wish there were as many people that liked supcom as liked TF2.
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#70 to #69 - tanfoam (05/19/2015) [-]
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**tanfoam rolled image** Never really played SC2. I did a demo but that's about it.
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User avatar #74 to #70 - acu ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
SC2 is bad don't play it SCFA is the best.
For a comparison SC2 is like C&C4.
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#215 to #65 - anon (05/20/2015) [-]
Sure is! I still play every now and again.
Sure is! I still play every now and again.
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#54 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
It actually does if you have a Google play music subscription. Also lets you save videos for offline viewing and no ads on music videos.

At least on Android, not sure about iPhone.
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#325 - altairtheassassin (05/20/2015) [-]
And yet that wont stop a heart from breaking...
And yet that wont stop a heart from breaking...
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#340 to #325 - donttasemebro (05/20/2015) [-]
i never asked for these feels..
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#56 - crazycommando (05/19/2015) [-]
sounds like that faggot rothschild funded this after his god knows how many'eth heart transplant
sounds like that faggot rothschild funded this after his god knows how many'eth heart transplant
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#59 to #58 - crazycommando (05/19/2015) [-]
rothschild u lil **** u still gunna die
rothschild u lil **** u still gunna die
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User avatar #71 to #59 - deviousxreaper (05/19/2015) [-]
**** the rothchilds
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User avatar #381 to #59 - malachitecobra (06/14/2015) [-]
ah PISS
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User avatar #123 to #56 - grantika (05/19/2015) [-]
I think people are confused, rothschilds are an evil **** family that owns and has owned most of the worlds wealth for hundreds of years, but david rockefeller is the one who just got his sixth heart transplant. Not saying that he isn't evil though.
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#135 - thatonesmartdude (05/19/2015) [-]
We're one step closer to immortality! The thought that we just may achieve longevity in my lifespan makes my heart accelerate with excitement.
We're one step closer to immortality!

The thought that we just may achieve longevity in my lifespan makes my heart accelerate with excitement.
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User avatar #312 to #135 - daerske (05/20/2015) [-]
dont let it accelerate too much or it wont be within your lifespan
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User avatar #173 to #135 - moomootv (05/20/2015) [-]
Screw immortality I dont want to spend anymore time on this planet then I have to im taking the first bus to the grave.
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#178 to #173 - anon (05/20/2015) [-]
1) Get job
2) Buy gun
3) Kill self

Don't forget to donate all your possessions to someone less fortunate
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User avatar #163 to #135 - froggets (05/19/2015) [-]
you heartbeat is just a minor part of you that keeps you alive, you do know that right?
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User avatar #370 to #163 - thatonesmartdude (05/20/2015) [-]
That's why I said we're a step closer; I didn't say we're there.
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User avatar #136 to #135 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
don't let your heart explode, ***** .
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User avatar #137 to #135 - vincentvalkerii (05/19/2015) [-]
You and me both, the only issue really is the brain though..
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User avatar #144 to #137 - pwnagraphy (05/19/2015) [-]
Bigger sleeve

Problem solved where's my money
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#16 - announcement (05/19/2015) [-]
It's also a pretty fun connect the dots game.
GET IT? IT LOOKS VAGUELY LIKE A PENIS
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#60 to #16 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
Humanity in a nutshell
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#33 to #16 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
it already looks like the worlds largest sperm racing across someone's tongue.
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User avatar #35 to #33 - announcement (05/19/2015) [-]
I find that pretty hard to swallow.
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#255 to #16 - royco (05/20/2015) [-]
Huh, you were right
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#286 - wutangswords (05/20/2015) [-]
>I'll be satisfied when we have this level of cybernetic tech available
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#356 to #286 - zmranger (05/20/2015) [-]
Look at that hardware! Or should I say, "that software", heh? God my jokes are terrible
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#357 to #356 - wutangswords (05/20/2015) [-]
Meh dont mess with the major, son
Meh dont mess with the major, son
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User avatar #345 to #286 - deathjammer (05/20/2015) [-]
Did the guy at the end ask for this?
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User avatar #353 to #345 - wutangswords (05/20/2015) [-]
With the exception of the guy with the pseudo mullet (who has no cybernetic implants)...yes.
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#122 - theycallmesatan (05/19/2015) [-]
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#334 to #182 - theycallmesatan (05/20/2015) [-]
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User avatar #371 to #334 - giffythetoad (05/20/2015) [-]
You may be theycallmesatan, but to me, you're theycallmebae
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#377 to #371 - theycallmesatan (05/21/2015) [-]
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#378 to #377 - giffythetoad (05/21/2015) [-]
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#379 to #378 - theycallmesatan (05/22/2015) [-]
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User avatar #114 - froggets (05/19/2015) [-]
Chris Brown would add these to his fist so he could beat people forever
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#216 - garymuthafuknoak (05/20/2015) [-]
death contains a lot more actors then just "your heart has stopped beating"


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User avatar #338 to #216 - glitternips (05/20/2015) [-]
Actors
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#227 to #216 - solomonkane (05/20/2015) [-]
I'm sure this serves for a different function than cheating death.
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User avatar #228 to #216 - garymuthafuknoak (05/20/2015) [-]
factors*
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#131 - canadiancarl (05/19/2015) [-]
Yes we have a heart sleeve that keeps it beating forever before we fix a YouTube app. This is because we have priorities.
Yes we have a heart sleeve that keeps it beating forever before we fix a YouTube app. This is because we have priorities.
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User avatar #318 to #131 - wildbhere (05/20/2015) [-]
www.independent.co.uk/news/science/3dprinted-electronic-glove-could-help-keep-your-heart-beating-for-ever-9166004.html for full review



i think that it will keep you alive for longer, but the ageing process is just slower? i'm not sure, as organs fail overtime etc. but if this is eternal life, then sign me up !
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User avatar #297 - tsoper (05/20/2015) [-]
Everyone here talking about immortality and **** ... and im just here masturbating thinking about the millions of cells our skin sheds every second.

I can tell you this, Immortality will never be accomplished in an organic state. You will need durable material such as metal. Computers. Computers can last for years, if not a millennium. But even then, a computer's harddrive may deteriorate like every other matter on this planet. However, data can be saved and replenished through changing mediums of hardware. It's a lot easier to craft hardware than living cells. Plus the energy is electric, and not a complex process of food intake, digestive process, oxygen/nutrient transportation, heart pumping, etc.

If only we can re-invent the wheel by crafting the human brain out of software.
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#307 - anon (05/20/2015) [-]
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#146 - kibbleis (05/19/2015) [-]
IT'S HAPPENING
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