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darksideofthebeast (01/09/2016) [-] >>#4, I usually go longer just because I get bored and want to waste time doing it as well.
Plus, the longer it lasts, the better it feels. It's about the journey, not the destination.
Plus, the longer it lasts, the better it feels. It's about the journey, not the destination.
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civilizedwasteland (01/09/2016) [-] same bro, the longest ive gone was like over an hour
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darksideofthebeast (01/09/2016) [-] I believe like 45 minutes for me fam...
It's just more fun that way, lasts longer, feels more pleasurable at the end too.
It's just more fun that way, lasts longer, feels more pleasurable at the end too.
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ubercookieboy (01/08/2016) [-] The one fun activity to do when you are bored and you rush through it?
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tenaciouslee (01/08/2016) [-] Masturbation would only take me fifteen minutes if I couldn't find any good porn.
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tenaciouslee (01/09/2016) [-] I don't even know what the hell an orgasm is.
Other than it sounds rather weird, like the word "moist".
Other than it sounds rather weird, like the word "moist".
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tenaciouslee (01/09/2016) [-] What are these words you're saying?
Masturbation is a noiseless affair.
Masturbation is a noiseless affair.
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tenaciouslee (01/09/2016) [-] I'm asking you
legit questions
and you're giving me sass
so I'll just say
K.
have a good night.
legit questions
and you're giving me sass
so I'll just say
K.
have a good night.
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tenaciouslee (01/09/2016) [-] Emglish is of course my first language.
I'm just asking you about orgasms.
And why you waste time with them.
I'm just asking you about orgasms.
And why you waste time with them.
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tenaciouslee (01/09/2016) [-] Boredom, mainly.
Seems like a waste of time doing something that'll take so long that you could get caught.
Seems like a waste of time doing something that'll take so long that you could get caught.
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tenaciouslee (01/09/2016) [-]
You have a point, there's no feeling quite like feeling open air on your balls.
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tenaciouslee (01/09/2016) [-] Well, my equipment works as well as any other's would, so and the end of masturbation, like normal.
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tenaciouslee (01/09/2016) [-] The most well designed tool in existence!
It can do literally everything, with enough practice.
That's what's so fascinating.
It can do literally everything, with enough practice.
That's what's so fascinating.
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tenaciouslee (01/09/2016) [-] Gay?
What?
Hell no, I just appreciate anatomy.
Legitimately.
The human body is ******* interesting if you research it.
What?
Hell no, I just appreciate anatomy.
Legitimately.
The human body is ******* interesting if you research it.
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tenaciouslee (01/09/2016) [-] The Stands and the way they work is very interesting to me.
The whole "psychic manifestation of the user's will to live" is interesting.
Plus, I like....uh...anatomy.
I'm a doctor, you see, and JoJo portrays anatomy extremely well.
The whole "psychic manifestation of the user's will to live" is interesting.
Plus, I like....uh...anatomy.
I'm a doctor, you see, and JoJo portrays anatomy extremely well.
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tenaciouslee (01/09/2016) [-] That's how it's supposed to work.
And it's "meh". I'd rate it 5/7 it's breddy gud. But it's the only anime I watch, so I don't have anything to compare it to.
Mainly because I don't think there is anything you could compare JoJo to, except maybe Persona. And that's only slightly because the Persona's work slightly similar to Stands.
And it's "meh". I'd rate it 5/7 it's breddy gud. But it's the only anime I watch, so I don't have anything to compare it to.
Mainly because I don't think there is anything you could compare JoJo to, except maybe Persona. And that's only slightly because the Persona's work slightly similar to Stands.
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emptysuperman (01/09/2016) [-] **** this is so stupid.
Isn't eating technically gay? You're moving your tongue around in a man's mouth.
Isn't showering technically gay? You're lathering up a man all over?
Isn't drinking water SUPER gay? You simultaneously pouring fluid into a man's mouth and gulping down fluid a man offered to you.
Isn't eating technically gay? You're moving your tongue around in a man's mouth.
Isn't showering technically gay? You're lathering up a man all over?
Isn't drinking water SUPER gay? You simultaneously pouring fluid into a man's mouth and gulping down fluid a man offered to you.
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emptysuperman (01/09/2016) [-] I can/do suck my own dick and I can confirm it's SUPER gay.
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anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Posting as anon because embarrasing.
Takes me well over 15 minutes. I sometimes lose track of time and hours go by. Then I get upset because I wasted all that time.
Takes me well over 15 minutes. I sometimes lose track of time and hours go by. Then I get upset because I wasted all that time.
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sketchysketchist (01/09/2016) [-] **sketchysketchist used "*roll picture*"**
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I go at it for 70 minutes at a time, so maybe I'm a huge faggot.
Or is it the chicks with dicks that make me gay?
The world may never know.
**sketchysketchist rolled image**
I go at it for 70 minutes at a time, so maybe I'm a huge faggot.
Or is it the chicks with dicks that make me gay?
The world may never know.
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thechosentroll (01/09/2016) [-] My record is 2 hours and 43 minutes. Honestly, it stopped feeling good after the second hour, but when you've got a chance to set a record, you gotta go for it. Y'know?
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evilanakie ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-] anal masturbation is as gay as jerking off
if you think about it its less gay
if you touch an asshole i mean everyone has an asshole
if you touch a dick only dudes got D
if you think about it its less gay
if you touch an asshole i mean everyone has an asshole
if you touch a dick only dudes got D
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anon (01/09/2016) [-] It's not gay to touch a guy's penis, it's gay to be aroused by it. Homosexuality means being attracted to the same sex as yourself, you could **** a thousand guys and it wouldn't be gay as long as you aren't attracted to men. Acts don't define gayness, thoughts do. Similarly you could have sex with all the girls in the world and still be a flaming homo if you're not attracted to women.
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bloodrocutation (01/09/2016) [-] masturbating is ultra gay, you're not just jerking off a guy, you're being jerked off by a guy at the same time
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pantheonguy (01/09/2016) [-] >Accident fallacy: applying generalizations to special cases or exceptions
i.e.
>People who kill people are murderers
>Therefore, abortionists, soldiers, surgeons who fail operations, and state-appointed executioners are murderers
i.e.
>People who kill people are murderers
>Therefore, abortionists, soldiers, surgeons who fail operations, and state-appointed executioners are murderers
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whitechino (01/09/2016) [-]
The artist wanted to put 3 minutes, but he thought that was too long to believe.
