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Scientists create a laser that can detect
explosives and drug stockpiles from halfa
mile away. The technology makes use of
the" Raman scattering" phenomenon
Researchers have designed a temporary tattoo
that can both monitor a person' s progress during
exercise and produce enough power from their
sweat to charge small electronic devices
Scientists at Harvard have created the
largest robot swarm, with over 1000
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to form a variety of complex shapes, t-/
correcting their mistakes as they progress VI
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l Daewoo Shipbuilding has begun
outfitting workers with wearable
expostulations that will eventually allow
them to lift up to an additional 260 lbs
Samsung reach s deal to buy HST market
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platform that already has 1000 compatible
devices to breathe and
intelligence into everything around us
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neuro degenerative diseases such as
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User avatar #6 - greendaynimrod (08/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Work at Daewoo Shipbuilding building ships and whatnot
>Boss gets new fancy "exoskeleton" suits that let us lift a **** ton more than usual
>Go home after long day of lifting 300+ lb of different parts because I can now
>Tired as ****
>Think it would be cool to try and lift my car a little
>Forget that I don't have my exoskeleton suit on anymore
>die
#3 - fierceark (08/15/2014) [+] (6 replies)
One step closer
User avatar #10 - itumblr (08/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
no one cares about this useless *******
User avatar #11 to #10 - thofunnyman (08/16/2014) [-]
> *******
WHY DIDNT YOU PUT A TRIGGER WARNING?!?!?!?!?
#17 - juffs (08/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
A *******


SELF CORRECTING



ROBOT SWARM

THEY USED THAT WORD


DO THEY NOT ******* WATCH MOVIES??
User avatar #4 - alexjack (08/16/2014) [-]
The exoskeletons aren't strong enough to lift up your mother
#20 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
* cure parkinsons
* save michael j fox

its a win!!!
User avatar #2 - cuntism ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
Cool fact, the robots are 1024 in total, and are called kilobots
User avatar #16 - tenfinnvo (08/16/2014) [-]
So samsung plans to turn this SmartThings thing into ctOS?
However bad watch doges may be the reference still stands.
#32 - niggastolemyname (08/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
somebody will get it.
User avatar #7 - masdercheef ONLINE (08/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
That laser is something we've had for a little while now. Granted, it was nowhere near as long-range, but it has existed.

Exoskeletons as well, but I've never heard of them actually being used outside of demonstrations up until this point. They'd be awesome as hell to use, and I hope I get the opportunity to do so one day.
#35 - mastertarium (08/16/2014) [-]
As a man with generalized myoclonus dystonia, this made my year.
User avatar #34 - crunchyspoon (08/16/2014) [-]
Cool.
#31 - anonymous (08/16/2014) [-]
More like...... THE ILLUMINATI/GOVERNMENT has invented a PERMANENT tattoo that can both monitor a person's EVERY MOVEMENT AND CONTROL THEIR MIND.
#29 - thegrazel (08/16/2014) [-]
I 						*******					 love our time!
I ******* love our time!
#24 - anonymous (08/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The last one about the stem cells... My mom has MS and has been getting worse and worse throughout the years. I don't know NEARLY as much as I should about MS but i'm pretty sure it's also a neurological problem. So this would help her, yes? If so how soon do you think before it's available to the general public?

There's still hope damn it...
User avatar #15 - joeyliquid (08/16/2014) [-]
Exoskeletons are great, apart from they already weigh quite a large amount and you have severely limited movement. I think they were struggling to turn from side to side and go up stairs at any decent rate of speed, etc.
User avatar #12 - mrselfdestruct (08/16/2014) [-]
inb4 This Week in Religion
User avatar #9 - turretbuddy (08/16/2014) [-]
NANOMACHINES, SON
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