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Johnson Johnson
Introduces ‘Nothing
But Tears‘ Shampoo
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Introduces ‘Nothing
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twentyseconds (11/20/2015) [-] 
no... its tears as in crying tears.
Some knock off brands might be claiming to be to no more "rip tears"
Some knock off brands might be claiming to be to no more "rip tears"
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Garblestickleshlop (11/19/2015) [-] It means no (crying)tears because they won't cry from the pain of brushing tangled hair.
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twiceasfun (11/20/2015) [-] I have some ******* curly ass hair that can hurt to brush out. I'm not gonna cry about it, but a child might. The hair on my head can hurt sometimes too
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Garblestickleshlop (11/20/2015) [-] The Loreal No Tears shampoo is not made to be sensitive on the eyes, it's for de-tangling. If you are a little kid with long hair, chances are you are going to cry from someone ripping out your hair with a hair brush. The Johnson & Johnson No More Tears shampoo is for babies that don't understand that they need to close their eyes, and is for preventing burning eyes.
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anon (11/20/2015) [-]
Nah, it's mostly just because it's watered down, so it burns, but not as bad if you get it in your eyes.
You'd still have to be retarded to squirt anything in your eyes unless you're explicitly told by a professional that you can do it, like with medicated eye drops or something.
You'd still have to be retarded to squirt anything in your eyes unless you're explicitly told by a professional that you can do it, like with medicated eye drops or something.
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deansg (11/20/2015) [-] "See How the NO MORE TEARS® Seal Is More Than a Symbol on a Bottle
JOHNSON'S® NO MORE TEARS® Formula turned shampooing from a job into a joy and transformed bath time into playtime. It tells nurses that the product is formulated for ocular safety and tells mothers that the product is gentle, safe, and mild for their babies’ developing skin and eyes. Each product that carries this seal has passed rigorous and comprehensive evaluations to ensure its mildness in case of accidental splashes."
Just saying.
JOHNSON'S® NO MORE TEARS® Formula turned shampooing from a job into a joy and transformed bath time into playtime. It tells nurses that the product is formulated for ocular safety and tells mothers that the product is gentle, safe, and mild for their babies’ developing skin and eyes. Each product that carries this seal has passed rigorous and comprehensive evaluations to ensure its mildness in case of accidental splashes."
Just saying.
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phudgepacker (11/20/2015) [-] Literally just google "no tears shampoo" and click the first link taking you to the company website of that shampoo bottle in the tumblr post and you will see that yes indeed it does mean 'no tears' as in no crying because it is extra sensitive
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huszti (11/19/2015) [-] lmgtfy.com/?q=%22languages+other+than+english%22
German: media.wark24.de/Artikelbilder/800px/2xPenaten-Bad-und-Shampoo-400ml.jpg "no [crying] tears" <---there's no other translation for "Träne"
Spanish: cdn.eldeforma.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Shampoo-copy.jpeg "no [crying] tears" <---no other translation for "lágrima"
Italian: www.chicco.it/images/8059147053082/shampoo_200ml_1_jpg/full.jpg "no [crying] tears" <--no other translation for "lacrime"
i wish people would just fact check instead of just taking something as a fact just because some random guy on the internet posted something
German: media.wark24.de/Artikelbilder/800px/2xPenaten-Bad-und-Shampoo-400ml.jpg "no [crying] tears" <---there's no other translation for "Träne"
Spanish: cdn.eldeforma.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Shampoo-copy.jpeg "no [crying] tears" <---no other translation for "lágrima"
Italian: www.chicco.it/images/8059147053082/shampoo_200ml_1_jpg/full.jpg "no [crying] tears" <--no other translation for "lacrime"
i wish people would just fact check instead of just taking something as a fact just because some random guy on the internet posted something
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klick (11/20/2015) [-] In theory that could work. Babies cry at everything because any amount of discomfort they feel is literally the worst pain they've ever felt in their life. So...eye stab them a few times and they should get the **** over that damp diaper
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tyrson (11/20/2015) [-] Is it "tears" as in the liquid dripping from the eyes, or "tears" as in something you do with a piece of paper?
Because I've seen bottles that say "No tangles. No mess. No tears." and that's a little bit vague.
Because I've seen bottles that say "No tangles. No mess. No tears." and that's a little bit vague.
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nyrintriball (11/20/2015) [-] So if you smack a child with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears shampoo, does it create beautiful irony?
