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User avatar #5 - TheSnakeShitter (01/08/2016) [-]
Anyone know what this is from?
#73 to #5 - mwnu (01/09/2016) [-]
As a half german and a fluent german speaker, the movie is hilarious. All these german class students wouldnt understand the humor correctley.
#88 to #5 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
you already got the answer, but: in the german movie, his response is: shantal, cry silently
User avatar #6 to #5 - awesomedewd (01/08/2016) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fack_ju_G%C3%B6hte

Dunno if the first or the second movie.
****** German teenage humor...
#7 to #6 - acksl (01/08/2016) [-]
It's from the first one, which wasn't that bad actually. I was expecting as you said " ****** german teenage humor" and the story itself is pretty predictable but all in all I was entertained throughout the movie.
User avatar #25 to #7 - becauseoprahsaidso (01/09/2016) [-]
german humor is no laughing matter
User avatar #30 to #25 - puut (01/09/2016) [-]
WOMBLE IS A FAGGOT
User avatar #54 to #30 - Mintberrycrunsh (01/09/2016) [-]
But still a funny faggot
#64 to #54 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
The joke is in one of his rust *********** videos they started to play a guitar and sing womble is a faggot and later put paint signs around saying womble is a faggot
User avatar #91 to #64 - Mintberrycrunsh (01/10/2016) [-]
You have a great sense of humor when you can laugh about yourself

and srsly man up, anon and post from your account
User avatar #67 to #25 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
I LOST IT
User avatar #60 to #25 - bigheadedshrimp (01/09/2016) [-]
As a German I have to say that I often laugh about it when jokes are made that the Germans have no sense of humor .
User avatar #14 to #7 - schnickelfritz (01/08/2016) [-]
I thought it was ok, too! We had a good time watching it!

#13 to #7 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
I couldn't help but think of it as Great Teacher Onizuka on opium (significantly slower).
#9 to #6 - assfullofsunshine (01/08/2016) [-]
Excuse you?
" ****** German teenage humor"
It was a great, entertaining movie and you should feel bad about what you just said
User avatar #10 to #9 - awesomedewd (01/08/2016) [-]
That's what my little sister said about the movie.
So I conclude, you have the intellect level of a 12 year-old.
User avatar #11 to #10 - assfullofsunshine (01/08/2016) [-]
Why do you guys always have to be so angry on the internet? Can't you just love me?
User avatar #12 to #11 - awesomedewd (01/08/2016) [-]
Not 12 year olds
User avatar #21 to #12 - multicom (01/08/2016) [-]
did you just confirm your 12?
User avatar #22 to #21 - awesomedewd (01/08/2016) [-]
my 12 what?
#32 to #11 - muguwana ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
I'll love your ass full of sunshine. I'll love it real good.
User avatar #26 to #10 - somuchfreedom (01/09/2016) [-]
capable of enjoying something for the sake of enjoyment, must be a 12 year old right?
#8 to #6 - meinhartesrohr (01/08/2016) [-]
GIF
it is ****** like all german movies dunno why they can not produce something good
User avatar #16 to #8 - hetzerdk (01/08/2016) [-]
UUUUUUH you just didnt say that!

Then here comes my list:
Das Experiment (the original, not that american remake)
Der Untergang
Das Boot
Die Feuerzangenbowle
Karbid und Sauerampfer
Go Trabi Go
Die Welle
Unsere Mütter, unsere Väter (ok its a miniseries, but still great)
Der Hauptmann von Köpenick (with Heinz Rühmann)
Good Bye Lenin
Der Wixxer
Perfume; The story of a murderer (it is in fact german)
The neverending Story
Dinner for one (its made by the NDR - Norddeutscher Rundfunk)

And then the krimiseries like Tatort
#17 to #16 - meinhartesrohr (01/08/2016) [-]
GIF
you could excuse yourself for saying tatort is any good
#18 to #17 - hetzerdk (01/08/2016) [-]
GIF
Then you obviously havent seen enough of it
#19 to #18 - meinhartesrohr (01/08/2016) [-]
i'm allergic to ****** acting
#20 to #19 - hetzerdk (01/08/2016) [-]
GIF
Well then there are many movies you cant enjoy
User avatar #59 to #18 - bigheadedshrimp (01/09/2016) [-]
Also Tatort ist doch wohl wirklich mal megaschlecht.
User avatar #87 to #16 - erotictentacle (01/09/2016) [-]
You forgot "berlin tag und nacht"!
sarkasmus aus
User avatar #24 to #16 - pspkillah (01/09/2016) [-]
i liked ballerman 6 aswell when i was younger
User avatar #58 to #8 - bigheadedshrimp (01/09/2016) [-]
I am German , and with a few exceptions , I must agree with you . Few comedies are quite good, but serious movies or action movies almost always look like backyard productions
#48 to #5 - lexoheight (01/09/2016) [-]
American public schools
User avatar #31 to #5 - vaginaboobpussy (01/09/2016) [-]
its called fach you gote i saw it in german class funny movie but cheesy
User avatar #34 to #31 - amusingusername ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Ironically or non-ironically?
#46 to #34 - amusingusername ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
It really doesn't bother me, I'm just curious about the reason I got red thumbs.

It was an honest question.
#82 to #46 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
it's actually called fack ju göhte which is how you'd write **** you in german if you tried to make it sound correct
making fun of the influence english has on the youth and their inability to write correct english
it's what a stereotypical hauptschul pupil (the 'lowest/easiest' of the three types of secondary school in germany) would probably say
User avatar #56 to #5 - pocoloco (01/09/2016) [-]
Yeah thats "fak ju göthe". German movie. Not bad actually. Kind of blew up here in the swiss cinemas.
#1 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Is she crying because her parents named her "Shantal"?
User avatar #45 to #1 - tellybear (01/09/2016) [-]
Maybe the person doing the subtitles didn't know how to spell Chantal. I'm a Chantal. I used to get bullied in kindergarten for being "too dumb to spell my own name". Did this bother me? No. Did it make me lose faith in my classmates at a very young age? Yes. Like I praise you on your knowledge of written language this early in life but my name was on my pencil case in writing that was obviously an adult's. Damn.
#83 to #45 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
could be worse Silvana.Sarafina. Estefania......mp4

like jeremy pascal
User avatar #53 to #45 - boarderlinegreat (01/09/2016) [-]
...and with dumb ass I didn't mean you tellybear, rather the people mocking you and not knowing better.
User avatar #52 to #45 - boarderlinegreat (01/09/2016) [-]
Oh boy the origin of the name is French at least in this context, and "ch" is pronounced "sh" in English.

Welp there are dumb asses in this world
#3 to #1 - filledwithdetermin (01/08/2016) [-]
You would cry too if you went from movie star to youtube content creator
#2 to #1 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
In fact : the "teacher" already insulted her.
But yes! A name like that is to cry for.(especially in germany)
User avatar #27 - bigblacknegro (01/09/2016) [-]
he's actually not telling her to shut up, but to cry quietly
#68 to #27 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
Thank you friendly immigrant
#23 - blueboysixnine (01/08/2016) [-]
GIF
Get rekt shantal
#49 to #23 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
le funny unrelated animepedo gif.

User avatar #50 to #49 - blueboysixnine (01/09/2016) [-]
Go home Iotengo, your autism is leaking out again
#62 to #50 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Its not me this time you fggt. I told you before, if i'm forced to go anon i always post my name anyway

- Lotengo
User avatar #63 to #62 - blueboysixnine (01/09/2016) [-]
Yes, of course the attention whore would want people to know it's him
User avatar #69 to #23 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
lefunnyunrelatedanimepedo.gif
#74 to #69 - blueboysixnine (01/09/2016) [-]
No pedo here b0ss
#75 to #74 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
U-Ughhh.... Alright then but I'll still have to do a body check!
#76 to #75 - blueboysixnine (01/09/2016) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Surprise ************
#77 to #76 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
I-I'm sorry I have to do this kid.... I really am.....
#78 to #77 - blueboysixnine (01/09/2016) [-]
***** u cant snipe me from point blank with a bomb jacket in your face
#79 to #78 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
Bitch I played COD don't tell me what to do
#80 to #79 - blueboysixnine (01/09/2016) [-]
You dont even have time to do a 180, let alone full 360 noscope
#84 to #80 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
>Implying I didn't play sanic too




Git rekt scrub
User avatar #15 - emptysuperman (01/08/2016) [-]
Idiot! That's clearly the kind of girl that'll do anal!
User avatar #33 to #15 - muguwana ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Confirmed. She looks like every british girl that's ever done anal and had got pregnant before the age of 16.

I wish I was joking.
User avatar #35 to #33 - shadowmanzninetwo (01/09/2016) [-]
>Done Anal
>Got Pregnant

Huh.
User avatar #36 to #35 - muguwana ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm not suggesting you can get pregnant via anal you poontangarang. I'm saying she looks like every british girl who has tried anal and on a seperate occasion got pregnant before reaching adulthood.
Google the word "chav" and you'll understand the type I'm explaining.
#38 to #36 - brothergrimm (01/09/2016) [-]
>poontangarang
User avatar #42 to #38 - muguwana ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
I've been dropping this one since primary school XD I've just urban dicitonaried it and am pleased that other people have thought it up too lol. I do believe myself to be the origin of the word, however other than being a cross between urangutang and poontang, I've never actually thought of a real definition.
User avatar #43 to #42 - brothergrimm (01/09/2016) [-]
It's pretty awesome
User avatar #37 to #36 - shadowmanzninetwo (01/09/2016) [-]
Casual racism is no excuse for poor syntax young man.
User avatar #40 to #37 - muguwana ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
I do as I ******* please I'm a god amongst you peasants.
User avatar #41 to #40 - shadowmanzninetwo (01/09/2016) [-]
You will answer for your sins! Not to me of course, I'm just a Grammar Nazi Corporal, I just deliver the messages.
User avatar #44 to #41 - muguwana ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
I **** grammar bitch. Only because I eat a lot of alphabetti spaghetti an have a digestion problem though.
User avatar #55 to #35 - brobathehutt (01/09/2016) [-]
You know, while it is incredibly unlikely, girls have had cum drip from their ass into their vagina and gotten pregnant off of it. I imagine the girls have to really dig anal for the vag to be excited enough to make the liquids that help carry sperm but it isn't impossible.
User avatar #61 to #55 - shadowmanzninetwo (01/09/2016) [-]
Thanks. For that.
User avatar #66 - datgermanguy (01/09/2016) [-]
He normally tells her to cry quietly. In a rude way.
User avatar #39 - kodac (01/09/2016) [-]
someone find it with sound god damnit
User avatar #47 to #39 - freaxxshow (01/09/2016) [-]
its only german I think, there was never a translation
User avatar #70 to #47 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
But there are subs right?
User avatar #92 to #70 - freaxxshow (01/10/2016) [-]
I actually dont know
User avatar #29 - logiblack (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm almost 100% sure her name's spelled as Chantalle.
That anglised version isn't half as cringy.
User avatar #57 to #29 - bigheadedshrimp (01/09/2016) [-]
Nope it is written Chantal, those are Variations

Chantall
Chantalle
Chantel
Chantelle

Pronounce: shaun-TELL, or as we german say, Schantalle or Slut.
User avatar #90 to #57 - logiblack (01/09/2016) [-]
Yea, I know - really anything but Shantal
User avatar #51 - catkyte (01/09/2016) [-]
how all stupid problems should be handled
User avatar #81 - theJackal (01/09/2016) [-]
Having been a teacher, I can say this is completely accurate.
#65 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**If people behaved like that today, the world would be a better place.
User avatar #85 - wisdombranch (01/09/2016) [-]
is it just me, or does she look like Dakota Skye
User avatar #86 to #85 - frankwest (01/09/2016) [-]
Hey I was just watching her get Hensoned
#28 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
I thought this was porn, girl beside her looks like Kelsi Monroe.
#4 - darthfox (01/08/2016) [-]
Does anyone have this in a laid out picture form?
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