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#141 - anonymous (12/28/2013) [-]
That's f*cking adorable <3
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User avatar #126 - zealotgold (12/22/2013) [-]
Digital Camo, After 8 billion dollars they still haven't found a digital environment yet
#134 to #126 - googlinggoogle (12/22/2013) [-]
But digital is one of the most effective camo prints.
User avatar #139 to #134 - zealotgold (12/23/2013) [-]
true it works but i always enjoyed that joke!
User avatar #129 to #126 - pineapplechunkss (12/22/2013) [-]
this is not metal gear
#119 - Greevon (12/22/2013) [-]
I thought the guy was half buried in the sand...
I thought the guy was half buried in the sand...
User avatar #109 - RaciallyDiverse (12/22/2013) [-]
the only thing i like moar then tea is rainbow dash XDDDDD
User avatar #123 to #109 - thebaseballexpert (12/22/2013) [-]
Rainbow Das is my favorite pony, also.... but there's really no need to be such a ****** about it
User avatar #131 to #123 - RaciallyDiverse (12/22/2013) [-]
i was trolling, **** mlp
User avatar #117 to #109 - misticalz ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
b8
User avatar #118 to #117 - RaciallyDiverse (12/22/2013) [-]
um no
#101 - zomaru (12/22/2013) [-]
There is no time not Tea time.    
   
   
Which is why every British tank comes with a tea making facility.
There is no time not Tea time.


Which is why every British tank comes with a tea making facility.
User avatar #137 to #101 - ashikoki (12/22/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #99 - Sockopolis (12/22/2013) [-]
Tea time is all the time
#79 - anonymous (12/22/2013) [-]
Notice in the modern pic the liquid is ..... yellow..... like urine?
#91 to #79 - eatthepolarbears (12/22/2013) [-]
green tea or tea straight from a leaf can be less than brownish colored
green tea or tea straight from a leaf can be less than brownish colored
User avatar #66 - falloutplayer (12/22/2013) [-]
Firearmnewfag here
Dont some snipers have a cup holder attachment?
User avatar #93 to #70 - malific (12/22/2013) [-]
Why the **** not?
User avatar #102 to #93 - redrex ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
becuase it's a sniper rifle. you're only gonna be using it when on the ground anyway, you can just set the tea of drink next to it. a cup holder on a sniper rifle would just be impractical. also you might spill your drink when you fire
User avatar #106 to #102 - malific (12/22/2013) [-]
What if you're on a hill in turf? You'll need a camoed cup holder so your drink won't be spotted.

As to spilling, just put some shock absorbers on the cup holder.

While we're at it, let's add an attachment with a pump and straw, so every time you fire you get a little to drink.
#120 to #106 - amishparadise (12/22/2013) [-]
While we're at it let's put a griddle on the barrel to make a nice panini from the heat, maybe a spigot on the bipod that catches condensation, and even a nice massager attachment to fit over the eye piece on the scope that gives you 're prostate  a nice massage when you fire
While we're at it let's put a griddle on the barrel to make a nice panini from the heat, maybe a spigot on the bipod that catches condensation, and even a nice massager attachment to fit over the eye piece on the scope that gives you 're prostate a nice massage when you fire
#104 to #102 - DaCrazyOne (12/22/2013) [-]
>Not factoring in CQC work when clearing a FFP
>Not factoring in ruck time to get to the site
>Not factoring in exfiltration movement
#62 - manananggal (12/22/2013) [-]
Tea tim is everytim
User avatar #58 - satanisrealgod (12/22/2013) [-]
He drinks the tea to warm himself up because it's obviously ******* hot, which is why he's wearing a toque.
#52 - konradkurze (12/22/2013) [-]
another one of those pics youd have thought america and friends would have tried filtering out of public view

like in WW2, the allies tried suppressing pictures of the germans as nice guys so they could maintain their image of demonizing them, so too theyd try suppressing pic of arabs as nice guys to keep them demonized in the public eye
User avatar #94 to #52 - malific (12/22/2013) [-]
I would like to point out that those Germans are watching gleefully as that kitten is about to be destroyed by the live grenade sitting next to it.

They are so intent on the pleasure they will get from seeing that small loveable animal blown into pieces they do not even realize or care that the blast will kill them as well.

As you can see, the Germans are a hard core, super race of evil, demon worshipping men, so we must win this war and push them back into the hell hole from whence they came.
#107 to #94 - DaCrazyOne (12/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #108 to #107 - malific (12/22/2013) [-]
Referring to the "the war" in present tense. Yes, it's sarcasm.
#110 to #108 - DaCrazyOne (12/22/2013) [-]
And the SS are all bad guys, yes?
And the SS are all bad guys, yes?
User avatar #111 to #110 - malific (12/22/2013) [-]
Of course!
User avatar #74 to #52 - ranzoray (12/22/2013) [-]
And the Nazis did the same damn thing, and I think it's safe to asuume the militant Arabs do too. Nobody's hands are clean.
User avatar #86 to #74 - konradkurze (12/22/2013) [-]
yeah but the arabs dont get their opinion over the world media
sad that
User avatar #87 to #86 - ranzoray (12/22/2013) [-]
Honestly I don't see your point, it's not like people are calling for the Mid East to be glassed, it's just the militants people are pissed at
User avatar #88 to #87 - konradkurze (12/22/2013) [-]
well depends
ive met people who act like all arabs are terrorists

hell there was one time i saw a tow truck driver grab a car, the owner (a persian) comes running out to stop him, offers to try an make a deal with him not to tow it, driver says 'i dont negotiate with terrorists"
User avatar #133 to #88 - ivoryhammer (12/22/2013) [-]
Every group of people has dumbasses.
User avatar #89 to #88 - ranzoray (12/22/2013) [-]
Like you said, it depends. Kind of a moot point, considering that people have been doing this sort of thing ever since they could speak, doesn't make it right but people are people
User avatar #57 to #52 - leonhardt (12/22/2013) [-]
Wasn't there like that one christmas where they all just hung out and like, sang campfire songs?
User avatar #61 to #57 - konradkurze (12/22/2013) [-]
yeah, there were tons of peaceful pictures showing the german army as regular guys, just the allies couldnt tolerate that kind of nice guy image getting to their people, so suppressed most pics and warped the context of others

there was also a vid of germans putting their sons into a boy scout camp to learn basic survival, cooking, fitness...etc....allies edited the movie and put an english voice-over making out the germans were training teenagers to be the next generation of killing machines


same deal wit hthe arabs today...you have the allies only permitting the tiny amount of bad pictures to filter out to keep demonizing the arabs
even if they have to do something like grab one of the random arab kids nearby, hand him an AK and offer him a chocolate bar if he smiles for the camera
' presto, a picture of an arab kid holding an assault rifle and smiling'
User avatar #96 to #61 - fuelnfire ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
Kinda. See, WWII was a straight up war, full up, no holds barred, so propaganda is meant to do that, to ensure your people do not hesitate, it's hard going to war against a nation with sons, mothers, daughters, and fathers just like yours except they speak German.

What the US, and "friends" is doing in Afghanistan, and middle east in general is waging combat against non military combatants. We know that we are fighting to not demoralize or destroy the countries these guys live in, just the guys that pick up AK's and try to kill us.

Take it from a Marine perspective. Kids were everywhere, they'd jump up to our vehicles, hold out their hands for chocolates, candy, water (always the water), and several elders would help point out, or warn us of AQ/Muj cave/tunnel systems, or that they saw some guys fiddling around with what might be an IED by that car. We knew they were people getting by, and that some of the poorer, less fortunate guys were probably being forced into fighting.

Facts are, it's a modern day and age, and if I really wanted to, I could snap a few pics of me messing around with middle eastern children, hide it till I reach a computer or get home, and upload em. Technology's much more advanced than in WWII, and censorship is that much harder.

All I've seen are pictures of Arab kids getting water, playing soccer, or climbing all over soldiers... Only negative pics I've seen are ****** up vehicles, dead bodies of our men, and the occasional picture of a taliban fighter holding a rocket or something. We don't really need to force kids to take demonized pictures, we just have to go toss a camera outside.
User avatar #98 to #96 - konradkurze (12/22/2013) [-]
well one way to put it, the propaganda is still going in a sense

though after this current war dragging on, the propaganda is less aggressive towards the arabs and more assertive towards covering up what allied troops are doing there

in the first couple years of the war it was "raaa arabs bad"....now is "our troops arent committing war crimes...we're the good guys"
and any marines who try and admit what went on over there are pissed on for letting out the secrets

#128 to #98 - fuelnfire ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
I've told FJ what I've done lol, and I ain't proud of it, but I have friends in now, and we truly are ridiculously handicapped out there nowadays.

I will admit, 03, we had a joint briefing, Navy, Marines, and Army, few Sf and SEALS too, and we were told we were cleared to fire on any male of military or fighting age, that was holding a weapon, or was guarding/manning a detonator, or arming device. It was brutal, but that was how we went in.

Now, guys are checking twice/thrice for clear to engage from command, and fighters often throw their weapons down and run, at which they can no longer engage, and comeback with new weapons the next day.

I don't know which is better, but war is hell either way.

Also, here's a pic related of something I found oddly quirky. In the distance an explosive goes off as a kid runs around in his compound.
User avatar #64 to #61 - mehmachine (12/22/2013) [-]
Is that wrong to do? Yes. Can I understand why they did it? Yes. Would you really want your whole country think that they're slaughtering innocent soldiers,
User avatar #65 to #64 - konradkurze (12/22/2013) [-]
well theres a difference between pointing out the evil soldiers and labelling them all as monsters

thats one thing general patton found out...the germans he fought were just normal guys, (and on the other side, the jews he was told were nice guys were in fact ******** )

theres been so many cases in this recent war that allied soldiers go wild killing the 'big bad arabs' only to find out that they arent as bad as theyve been told and regret what theyve done
User avatar #49 - pulluspardus (12/22/2013) [-]
You guys have no idea how delicious Afghani / Egyptian tea is.
its pure and you drink it without sugar.
User avatar #56 to #49 - yorker (12/22/2013) [-]
I drink most tea w/o sugar.
User avatar #51 to #49 - peggscott (12/22/2013) [-]
Had it, sweet at **** ... loved it
#47 - anonymous (12/22/2013) [-]
Nobody mocks the soldier getting tea from another white person because hey they're both white and white people only hate brown people
User avatar #44 - orrisic (12/22/2013) [-]
I really hope he's giving him poison rather than tea. ********* deserve to be ******** .
User avatar #55 to #44 - exarzero (12/22/2013) [-]
He is probably giving him tea because that guy is protecting his town from people who gun them down for target practice... oh wait... you get all of your info from the internet and conspiracy types don't you?
User avatar #69 to #55 - orrisic (12/22/2013) [-]
**** off, nobody's talking to you.
#72 to #69 - amishparadise (12/22/2013) [-]
Posted on a public comments section, guess what? You're talking to him. And everyone.
Posted on a public comments section, guess what? You're talking to him. And everyone.
User avatar #73 to #72 - orrisic (12/22/2013) [-]
**** .... off...
#75 to #73 - amishparadise (12/22/2013) [-]
Because that has honestly ever worked in the history of internet comments?
User avatar #76 to #75 - orrisic (12/22/2013) [-]
No seriously man, **** off..
#77 to #76 - amishparadise (12/22/2013) [-]
On what grounds? I never get to use that shaft one and I just want to thank you for that
User avatar #78 to #77 - orrisic (12/22/2013) [-]
You know you better **** off..
#80 to #78 - amishparadise (12/22/2013) [-]
I'm starting to run out of good reaction pics for this
User avatar #125 to #80 - strikingeight (12/22/2013) [-]
I think he finally realized there were other words to use than " **** off".
#83 to #80 - amishparadise (12/22/2013) [-]
Wait! I found one more!
Wait! I found one more!
User avatar #81 to #80 - orrisic (12/22/2013) [-]
because that's the only way you can communicate by.
#82 to #81 - amishparadise (12/22/2013) [-]
For you? Yes. Because it's fun.
User avatar #85 to #82 - carthonasi (12/22/2013) [-]
In the future bro, please dont bother... he is a troll. Hes doing this just for the attention. So dont give him attention and he'll get bored, K?
#90 to #85 - amishparadise (12/22/2013) [-]
I know, sometimes it's just fun though lol
I know, sometimes it's just fun though lol
User avatar #116 to #90 - exarzero (12/22/2013) [-]
I enjoyed it quite a bit. Cheers!
#121 to #116 - amishparadise (12/22/2013) [-]
Gah! just got another for him. Enjoy.
Gah! just got another for him. Enjoy.
User avatar #30 - asshatwithbuttface (12/21/2013) [-]
I'm not an expert on afghan tea varieties. But I know what piss looks like. I'm an expert when it comes to piss. This may be mule or tauntaun's urine.
User avatar #46 to #30 - mralice (12/22/2013) [-]
Its Kahwah, and its delicious.
Its kind of a green tea with cinnamon and some other ****** that I dont know... and they massacre it with sugar.

If Americans from the south made a hot tea instead of sweet tea, this would be it @.@

I know you dont actually care. I just want you to know how amazing it tastes.
User avatar #33 to #30 - thedutchs ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
They say that they smell worse on the inside.

Can you imagine?
#35 to #27 - zombiejew (12/21/2013) [-]
Your thumbnail brings dishonor to your famiry
User avatar #63 to #35 - garentei (12/22/2013) [-]
I never even noticed it was a thumbnail, thanks for the bigger version.
#67 to #63 - zombiejew (12/22/2013) [-]
No problemo my nigero
No problemo my nigero
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