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Tatoos. sorry a bout the annoying cropping it isn't mine. i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out

sorry a bout the annoying cropping it isn't mine

i always feel really
uncomfortable when two
heavily tattooed people
have a baby and the baby
comes out blank idk i just
expect some tattoos
blank
One of my dear friends is a tattoo
artist (and his wife is heavily
inked), and their child asked "How
old will I be when the pictures
start to appear?'
oh that' s adorable
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#70 to #1 - drdisrespect (02/20/2015) [-]
but then how is she speaking english
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#109 to #70 - anon (02/20/2015) [-]
She's not. She's reading your mind.
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User avatar #31 to #1 - brickfest (02/20/2015) [-]
*engrish
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User avatar #120 to #1 - elcreepo ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
It's not untrue

They have random-ass t shirts with random English words on them that are considered in style... or were a few years back.
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#237 to #120 - innocentbabies ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
You mean kind of like this?
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#170 to #1 - ffinfinity ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
A friend of mine once got a tattoo that was suppose to mean something profound in Chinese, but she later found out it meant salad.
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User avatar #8 to #1 - bossguycumsplash (02/20/2015) [-]
Shes not wrong.
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#9 to #8 - nitsugafj (02/20/2015) [-]
I always thought it was spelled "Pizza"
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User avatar #15 to #9 - redstonealchemist (02/20/2015) [-]
did you know "you want pizza and cake for breakfast?" in all english-speaking countries means "私は、掃除機のように、そのディック吸うつもり" in japanese, and i think that's beautiful.
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#22 to #15 - adzoh (02/20/2015) [-]
I'm okay with this
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#18 - wolfwithglasses (02/20/2015) [-]
that would be kinda cool. At some point in life you will wake up with a tattoo on your arm or whatever and it will show the good things about you and stuff.
that would be kinda cool. At some point in life you will wake up with a tattoo on your arm or whatever and it will show the good things about you and stuff.
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User avatar #240 to #18 - derpthefifth (02/21/2015) [-]
How many times do i have to click that little ******* eye before something happens!?
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User avatar #177 to #18 - irvea (02/21/2015) [-]
inb4 a timer appears and starts counting down In Time, when the timer hits 0 you die www.imdb.com/title/tt1637688/
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#32 to #18 - anon (02/20/2015) [-]
So Basically MLP, is that really what you want?
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#60 to #32 - wolfwithglasses (02/20/2015) [-]
no ;~;
i don't want MLP so i didn't know what was going on :c
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#113 to #18 - becauseoprahsaidso (02/20/2015) [-]
yfw the tattoos begin to show all the bad stuff also
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User avatar #19 to #18 - Alchemyst (02/20/2015) [-]
You have just descrbed a Cutey Mark.
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#46 to #21 - relevantponyimage (02/20/2015) [-]
How about now?
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#102 to #46 - thedudestdudeofall ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
Oh god...
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User avatar #149 to #46 - gaifgt (02/21/2015) [-]
>girl hears rumbling outside her door
>opens the door and sees hundreds of neckbearded faggots tipping their fedoras
>*tip tip tip tip tip tip*
>they all snort and bow down to the girl and say "m'lady" a hundred times
>girls gets scared because she doesn't like neckbeards so she shuts the door on them and locks it
>she hears them scream at the top of their lungs a disgusting, autistic scream of anger
>she quickly hides in the closet
>she hears her windows breaking
>"WE NEED FEMALE FLESH. WE NEED FEMALE FLESH." they scream
>each one them struggles to go through the door because of their super fat bodies but ended up going through because they're all sweaty and sticky.
>girl gets terrified
>doesn't know what to do
>suddenly something clicks into her head
>she pulls out a Rainbow Dash plush toy where you can stick your dick in
>runs out of the closet, confronting hundreds of over sized wailord with fedoras
>they all scream together a mighty scream and run towards her
>she throws the rainbow dash toy outside the window
>all the neckbeards go insane and run after the toy because they horny
>girl locks up the windows and door and watches them furiously tear her plush toy apart because they want it all to themselves.
>she hears grunting and moaning
>they're all ******* the torn up doll
>girl cries and goes to sleep

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User avatar #183 to #149 - alphagex (02/21/2015) [-]
This comment is frontage material ''Better than black twits compilation'' -IGN KFC/Fedora
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User avatar #185 to #183 - gaifgt (02/21/2015) [-]
PLEASE GIVE ME CREDIT
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User avatar #186 to #185 - alphagex (02/21/2015) [-]
Yes I made this, i shall give myself credit fj in a nutshell


I'm way 2 lazy and i don't know how to make dem fancy post just saying it was very good comment and worthy of frontpage material imo
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User avatar #187 to #186 - gaifgt (02/21/2015) [-]
Aw thanks.
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User avatar #190 to #187 - alphagex (02/21/2015) [-]
np, in fj is the comment that is golden most of the time and not the content, some are goods but moslty when i see stuff in fj is for entertaiment rarerly do i laugh

i think everybody is like this
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User avatar #184 to #183 - alphagex (02/21/2015) [-]
frontpage*
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User avatar #172 to #149 - Dember (02/21/2015) [-]
>windows breaking
>girl locks them

That takes some talent.
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User avatar #173 to #172 - gaifgt (02/21/2015) [-]
I meant like fixing but ok
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User avatar #174 to #173 - Dember (02/21/2015) [-]
She repairs windows too?!
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User avatar #176 to #174 - gaifgt (02/21/2015) [-]
Yes
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User avatar #181 to #46 - alphagex (02/21/2015) [-]
My mind is telling me no, But my BODY My Body is telling me Yes!
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#24 to #21 - sonicg ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
prepare for magic induced butt pictures
prepare for magic induced butt pictures
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User avatar #28 to #21 - swagloon (02/20/2015) [-]
Now now, no reason to start acting autistic.
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#61 to #28 - wolfwithglasses (02/20/2015) [-]
says the one with swag in his name. I SEE IT MISTER
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#62 to #61 - swagloon (02/20/2015) [-]
says the one with wolf in his name.
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#63 to #62 - wolfwithglasses (02/20/2015) [-]
says the one that can't be taken seriously because of your "swag" seriously though
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#64 to #63 - swagloon (02/20/2015) [-]
Play on words son, play on words. Take your ad hominem somewhere else.
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User avatar #65 to #64 - wolfwithglasses (02/20/2015) [-]
kaaay but still. what words,besides wolf in your opinion,take seriousness out of a username. you already know what takes it away in my opinion
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#68 to #65 - anon (02/20/2015) [-]
closet furry
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User avatar #69 to #68 - wolfwithglasses (02/20/2015) [-]
i was a furry,but not anymore though since i found out how dumb it was,but i still think wolfs are cool
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#82 to #69 - anon (02/20/2015) [-]
Wolves.*
Not taking sides in this ******** , just have an autistic need to correct people.
But if I was taking sides I'd call you a faggot.
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User avatar #86 to #82 - wolfwithglasses (02/20/2015) [-]
i keep messing up on the plural for wolves. It doesn't even auto correct it on my computer :/

*shrug* i've been called worse,but i still like wolves
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#133 to #86 - anon (02/21/2015) [-]
There are plenty of good reasons to avoid considering yourself a furry. The whole darn thing is tainted.
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User avatar #189 to #64 - alphagex (02/21/2015) [-]
I just googled ad hominem dem fancy Vault education you got there boi

and the definition of it is literately almost everybody on the internet

then again taking the internet seriously is like going in 4chan for some life advice
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#41 to #28 - anon (02/20/2015) [-]
Nice try to flip it around, clopper.
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User avatar #48 to #41 - swagloon (02/20/2015) [-]
Little ******* , I never said I was a brony.
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User avatar #98 to #87 - Alchemyst (02/20/2015) [-]
That's as many as four tens!

And that's terrible!
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User avatar #30 to #19 - thatscrewedupkid (02/20/2015) [-]
thats what i was thinking
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#7 - anon (02/20/2015) [-]
that feel when gavin's ******* this
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User avatar #202 to #7 - guerrillagrodd (02/21/2015) [-]
not surprising
I'd **** him
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User avatar #204 to #202 - guerrillagrodd (02/21/2015) [-]
I'd like to clarify that I was saying Gavin is attractive, not that she looks like a guy.
I'd **** her too
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User avatar #94 to #7 - cactusphalus (02/20/2015) [-]
well he is a handsome chap
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#96 to #7 - futaprincess (02/20/2015) [-]
Didn't Gavin confirm that he like for her to finger him?
I'm not against that. Its just that... I can't picture her doing that.
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#100 to #96 - evilpapagali (02/20/2015) [-]
I can picture her doing all kinds of stuff.
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#101 to #100 - futaprincess (02/20/2015) [-]
Butt ass play with that weasel-faced bitch boy isn't something I can picture mentally.
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User avatar #123 to #101 - killerliquid (02/20/2015) [-]
The toe on the left...
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User avatar #192 to #96 - alphagex (02/21/2015) [-]
is she a pornstar?
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User avatar #198 to #192 - superswagsurfer (02/21/2015) [-]
Nah, I'm pretty sure it's Meg Turney. she's a youtuber/cosplayer
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#59 to #7 - anon (02/20/2015) [-]
perks of being richer than most of us will ever hope to achieve
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User avatar #122 to #59 - killerliquid (02/20/2015) [-]
He's also got quite the mane
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User avatar #23 to #7 - elvarj (02/20/2015) [-]
Lucky British bastard.
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#50 to #7 - maddboiy (02/20/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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#93 - severepwner (02/20/2015) [-]
If pictures appear. he is worthy of the tatau!
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User avatar #114 to #93 - finalfantasymaster (02/20/2015) [-]
Id rather not get killed by an obsesive tribe chief
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User avatar #119 to #114 - TheFirstTemplar (02/20/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter had sex.
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#2 - dir (02/20/2015) [-]
This is how babies are made
This is how babies are made
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User avatar #191 to #2 - alphagex (02/21/2015) [-]
False babies are not made by a kiss in the cheek, but penetration of the male genitalia into the female while sperm is releases going into the eggs

***** my intelligence is 10 in Fallout you can't trick me
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User avatar #27 to #2 - kurtlanglie (02/20/2015) [-]
Take that **** to **** before admin sees it!
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#71 to #2 - theodordronen ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
I guess that explains why I have no babies..
I guess that explains why I have no babies..
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#4 - zombierules (02/20/2015) [-]
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#53 - dehfurk (02/20/2015) [-]
Tattoos didn't show up but a Brit sure did
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#11 - aryastarkismywaifu (02/20/2015) [-]
When your daugther want's to get tattoos
When your daugther want's to get tattoos
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#12 to #11 - anon (02/20/2015) [-]
I didn't get it.
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User avatar #81 to #11 - pistro (02/20/2015) [-]
Quite probably if they're good at parenting and she loves them.
At some point, a part of you wants to be like your parents if you take them as models
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#78 - vocarius (02/20/2015) [-]
Geoff, Griffon, and Millie are the best family ever
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User avatar #83 to #78 - indecisivejew (02/20/2015) [-]
Did they ever come back on the podcast? I remember we eventually found out that the reason they quit is because the family was getting too much exposure and some crazy fan threatened Millie, but now that they are in a bunch of Achievement Hunter stuff, that doesn't seem like a valid excuse any more.
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User avatar #164 to #83 - travisthered (02/21/2015) [-]
I feel like AH fans would put a lynch mob together if something ever happened to that little girl.
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User avatar #235 to #83 - yellowcardraiden (02/21/2015) [-]
I never heard that before. The reason Griffin isn't on is because she isn't a part of Rooster Teeth anymore. She left to do her career for chainsaw sculpting. In an AMA, Geoff said that without her that it just didn't feel right, since his favorite part of being in the podcast was being with her and talking **** to Jack.
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User avatar #85 to #83 - vocarius (02/20/2015) [-]
Im not sure but she is showing up in a few more videos
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User avatar #79 to #78 - holycrapimacupcake ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
Geoff had a much better beard than Jack ever did.
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#25 - Awesomenessniss (02/20/2015) [-]
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#39 to #25 - ghostninjaguy (02/20/2015) [-]
Gavin Master Race
Gavin Master Race
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#49 to #39 - dafuqmang (02/20/2015) [-]
That's a funny way to spell Ray.
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User avatar #80 to #49 - holycrapimacupcake ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
You're missing an N an you need to move that Y a little bit.
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#40 to #39 - Awesomenessniss (02/20/2015) [-]
*unintelligible screaming*
*unintelligible screaming*
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#44 to #42 - stoicnick (02/20/2015) [-]
lub yu
lub yu
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#45 to #44 - ghostninjaguy (02/20/2015) [-]
Gotta love Joel for his Caboose work
Gotta love Joel for his Caboose work
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User avatar #5 - mostlyshits (02/20/2015) [-]
griffon is so sexy
in a personality and naked way
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User avatar #6 to #5 - sptnfouroneseven (02/20/2015) [-]
Most of the AH guys are together with some incredibly attractive women.

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User avatar #38 to #6 - azumeow (02/20/2015) [-]
And then there's Michael.

Sorry Lindsay, but....you're just not that good looking.
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User avatar #66 to #38 - commontroll (02/20/2015) [-]
But she is rad as dicks.
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User avatar #213 to #38 - themightymrplow (02/21/2015) [-]
She's not a supermodel, but she swears almost as much as he does, can keep up with him in drinking, and she's not bad looking to me. We all have different tastes

You can't really deny that Michael found the perfect female Michael.
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User avatar #225 to #213 - azumeow (02/21/2015) [-]
Hey, Lindsay's awesome. Just saying that I don't find her that attractive. 7/10 would bro-zone.
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User avatar #112 to #38 - sptnfouroneseven (02/20/2015) [-]
She's not obese nor ugly in the face, she's honestly not that bad. I'd **** her given the chance.
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User avatar #106 to #38 - fuckscreennames (02/20/2015) [-]
for a girl who's a bit on the large side, she's about as good as you'd get. at least in my opinion
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User avatar #17 - gowge ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
Is that goeff griffon and milli?
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#178 - temporalguardian (02/21/2015) [-]
******* Geoff and Griffon, man.
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User avatar #97 - churas (02/20/2015) [-]
Oh **** it achievement hunter!
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User avatar #55 - Bruda ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
Would be cool if you eventually gain tattoos in your life. Not ******* cutie marks or stupid **** like that appearing on your ass but like Farcry appearing on you arm.
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User avatar #56 to #55 - Bruda ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
Seriously cutie marks are for sluts.
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User avatar #57 to #55 - ScottP (02/20/2015) [-]
But what if you didn't want those marks to appear on yourself?
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User avatar #58 to #57 - Bruda ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
Chop the limb. Duh it's so simple. Seriously though I get what you're getting at like if you get a penis tattoo for losing your virginity and don't want to get more ink in order to cover it up. I just said it would be a cool idea but one with a ton of flaws.
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#159 to #55 - popnotes (02/21/2015) [-]
So, basically, cutie marks.

Face it faggot, that's what it is.
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User avatar #244 to #159 - Bruda ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Again not appearing on your ass and you're not a little horse.
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#246 to #244 - popnotes (02/21/2015) [-]
So you're saying it's a cutie mark that doesn't appear on your ass.
So you're saying it's a cutie mark that doesn't appear on your ass.
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User avatar #247 to #246 - Bruda ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
At that point it's not a cutie mark since the whole point is that it's on a cartoon horse's ass.
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#248 to #247 - popnotes (02/21/2015) [-]
No, the whole point is that it represents a talent or personality. Not that it's on a horse's ass.
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User avatar #249 to #248 - Bruda ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
I'm talking about getting them like you would achievements in a game. The whole cutie mark thing wasn't the first time pictures appeared on people to show accomplishments and it's not even the last/latest.
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User avatar #250 to #249 - popnotes (02/21/2015) [-]
Maybe not, but it's the most recognizable example for most people.
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User avatar #251 to #250 - Bruda ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
It's only recognizable to people that are exposed to MLP.
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User avatar #252 to #251 - popnotes (02/21/2015) [-]
And a lot of people know what that is. It's a more known thing than some ancient mayan prophecies or whatever it's origin is.
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User avatar #253 to #252 - Bruda ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Most people don't know about them just think someone drew pictures and a cartoon horse to make them less boring. Only people who like the show and the people they spread the knowledge to know.
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User avatar #255 to #253 - popnotes (02/21/2015) [-]
Just as most people who have heard of Far Cry 3 have no idea what the tatau is, only people who have played the game or people who have heard FROM people who play the game.
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#115 - SpankYouVeryMuch (02/20/2015) [-]
geoff dump
geoff dump
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#156 to #127 - Einsty (02/21/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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#166 - toensix (02/21/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #139 to #125 - Ottovan (02/21/2015) [-]
Both the tattoo and the photo look like an old asian man sleeping
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#154 to #139 - reasonsxxxcause (02/21/2015) [-]
I honestly thought it looked more like some old painting of an old Roman emperor.
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User avatar #158 to #154 - Ottovan (02/21/2015) [-]
I can see that lol
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#245 to #154 - tarabostes (02/21/2015) [-]
et tu, papa?
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#121 - anon (02/20/2015) [-]
"when you turn 18"
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#13 - redstonealchemist (02/20/2015) [-]
16, you adorable child, 16.
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