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#32 - leadstriker (05/30/2014) [-]
i like women stronger than me
i like women stronger than me
#36 to #32 - fukyouto (05/30/2014) [-]
anyone know that girls name?
User avatar #45 to #36 - leadstriker (05/30/2014) [-]
samantha wright
#46 to #45 - fukyouto (05/30/2014) [-]
thanks
#265 to #36 - anon (05/30/2014) [-]
miley cyrus
User avatar #57 to #32 - Darianvincent (05/30/2014) [-]
That doesn't look like a lot of weight.
User avatar #130 to #32 - gamagoriira (05/30/2014) [-]
She arouses me.
User avatar #224 to #32 - zerotzallander (05/30/2014) [-]
She looks slightly like joffrey
User avatar #212 to #32 - merrymarvelite ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
She somehow manages to be super strong but super cute at the same time.
User avatar #296 to #32 - chewgum (05/30/2014) [-]
Who is this? She looks like my next girlfriend
#380 to #32 - dogziller (05/30/2014) [-]
mfw
mfw
User avatar #184 to #32 - imalex (05/30/2014) [-]
In Norway we have a song about this

its called Vil ha ei dama som gjer meg bank

translated: Want a chick who can beat the **** out of me

its pretty cool, just thought id mention
User avatar #200 to #184 - gaytard (05/30/2014) [-]
in sweden we have a song about a gay monk that masturbate under pictures of jesus and then cums on a cat
#217 to #200 - nyiagh (05/30/2014) [-]
oh that's just beautiful
User avatar #235 to #217 - gaytard (05/30/2014) [-]
The Kristet Utseende - Bögmunken

here it is
#401 to #235 - cowcubrub (05/30/2014) [-]
**cowcubrub rolled image** Can you provide a translation? Can't understand 			****		.
**cowcubrub rolled image** Can you provide a translation? Can't understand **** .
User avatar #405 to #401 - gaytard (05/30/2014) [-]
The Kristet Utseende - Boegmunken

The gay monk, homohomohomooo.
The gay monk.

Alone with perverted desires, in a gloomy convent.
Wander among the shadows castle, a small bögmunk past.
Masturbation in cold catacomb, right in the black night.
Erection during a Christian icon.
Squirt grain on the cat.

'The gay monk, homohomohomooo.
The gay monk.

How he became a callous swine, with a taste for grain and urine.
How could things go so wrong, being a monk is not easy.
Now everything is just hopeless and black, impotent and years.
Fumbles with his wrinkled scrotum, wipes away a little tear.

found a better version of the song
#210 to #32 - himyouknowwho (05/30/2014) [-]
then you have a good taste for women
then you have a good taste for women
User avatar #209 to #32 - exotic (05/30/2014) [-]
short blonde hair
tight body
hips HIPS HIIIIPS
10/10 would get manhandled
#33 to #32 - limeylim [OP](05/30/2014) [-]
Strong women are awesome :o As long as they don't over do it
User avatar #41 to #33 - sirkanesixtytwo (05/30/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure she can go out in public without a bra and not be arrested.
#47 to #41 - mrhaihoang (05/30/2014) [-]
I'd like to see the cops try
I'd like to see the cops try
User avatar #277 to #47 - thirdoffive (05/30/2014) [-]
wait, is this real?
#382 to #277 - anon (05/30/2014) [-]
I don't think so
#386 to #382 - anon (05/30/2014) [-]
Yeah it really isn't, just do a quick search on google and you'll find the clips that built this scene
User avatar #414 to #41 - ssheinrich ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
why would she be arrested?
technically she's not naked, right?
User avatar #433 to #414 - sirkanesixtytwo (05/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, she's got that rough layer of leather all around her.
User avatar #304 to #41 - zaiopeperse (05/30/2014) [-]
I§m pretty sure she can go out with a bra and get arrested
User avatar #350 to #304 - sirkanesixtytwo (05/30/2014) [-]
Not if everyone think she's a he.
User avatar #355 to #350 - zaiopeperse (05/30/2014) [-]
In retrospect, that attempt at a joke I had there was really ****** . Please forgive me
#70 to #33 - tugaii (05/30/2014) [-]
What monstrosity is that.
User avatar #242 to #33 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (05/30/2014) [-]
What? You can'ts stand the sight of a strong nord woman?
User avatar #222 to #33 - monkeysniper ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Death by snu snu
User avatar #199 to #33 - gaytard (05/30/2014) [-]
***** thats steroids
#225 to #32 - kirkbot (05/30/2014) [-]
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#2 - RedHulk (05/29/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** Mfw i'll probably never date a woman taller than me... 6.1
#319 to #2 - dragonicangel (05/30/2014) [-]
**dragonicangel rolled image**

I feel you, I'm 6', and supposed to be 6'3".
#44 to #2 - stoptakingnames ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
**stoptakingnames rolled image** MFW taller women im 6'5" 215lb
User avatar #117 to #2 - mechagodzilla ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
6'2" man. I know your feel
#171 to #2 - jamesisnotreal (05/30/2014) [-]
i feel you ma brother 6'2
#257 to #2 - szatan (05/30/2014) [-]
Same height, same problem.
User avatar #19 to #2 - adu (05/29/2014) [-]
Your chances are better than mine.
6'5" master race
#28 to #19 - fzjoss (05/30/2014) [-]
Heh, im 6'5'' too

All hail master race

Above boobs is best boobs
#38 to #28 - basichaharemix (05/30/2014) [-]
Woah woah let's not get ahead of ourselves son, under boob is rad because it's a rare sight ya feel me? It's hard to flaunt and they don't make shirts or dresses (as far as I know) that show them off. Who the hell am I kidding? Side boob, under boob, above boob? They are all rad
#142 to #38 - aerosol (05/30/2014) [-]
That makes a lot of sense actually. Underboob is deffinatley underrated.   
 Sorry, I know it's anime but it's the only decent example I had    
 may mods have mercy on my soul
That makes a lot of sense actually. Underboob is deffinatley underrated.
Sorry, I know it's anime but it's the only decent example I had
may mods have mercy on my soul
#248 to #142 - basichaharemix (05/30/2014) [-]
It's fine Kill la Kill is radical. And curse you and your puns
#353 to #248 - RedHulk (05/30/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** Didnt notice howw big her tits are....How old is she?
User avatar #359 to #353 - basichaharemix (05/30/2014) [-]
Not sure really...I think they mentioned in the show that her and Ryuko is are second years at Honnoji Academy? I can't remember for sure, but in Japan most second years are 16-17 so I'm guessing Mako is 17? Ryuko is also 17 so that could help support my theory a bit
#360 to #359 - RedHulk (05/30/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** I want to smack her titties around..
#362 to #361 - RedHulk (05/30/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** That giant blonde guy is gonna tear her pussy apart.
User avatar #158 to #28 - nuaden (05/30/2014) [-]
You can be the 6'5 master race all you want but that doesn't change the fact that all boob is best boob. Big ones, small ones, above, under, and side boob. Both men, and women share a love for them, that is what makes boobs awesome.
They're hypnotic.


5'11 manlet (in comparison) reporting in.
User avatar #429 to #158 - fzjoss (05/31/2014) [-]
Heh, i know, i was just making a point on how tall i am, but actually i preffer side boobs.

Although you gotta admit that there are some ugly titty b*tches out there

www.google.co.ve/search?q=ugly+boobs&es_sm=93&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=tByJU8HHC6PIsAT624H4DA&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1024&bih=663&dpr=1
User avatar #445 to #429 - nuaden (06/01/2014) [-]
So you're a pretty tall woman who prefers side boob, interesting. That leads me to ask have you ever met another woman taller than you to the point of that's what you see is their side boob?
What? My mind tends to wander. It likes to play the 'what-if' game a lot.

Also, on a side note that's probably the last time I open any links while at work that records, and logs all activity on their wifi.
Why, why were there hairy ones? I didn't even know hair could grow there on a woman.
User avatar #446 to #445 - fzjoss (06/01/2014) [-]
For ***** sake dude seriously you too? Damn, read comment #439
If i was a girl, why the **** would i post my boobs on funnyjunk? If we are talking about height, what do boobs have to do with it?
Seriously you guys are desesperate
#434 to #429 - basichaharemix (05/31/2014) [-]
This made me sad Yo...why were one of those titties so hairy?
#228 to #28 - anon (05/30/2014) [-]
not wanting to sound like a perv, but you have some beautiful tits
User avatar #435 to #228 - aerosol (05/31/2014) [-]
That seems kinda redundant
User avatar #439 to #435 - fzjoss (05/31/2014) [-]
Those are not my tits, im a 6'5'' ******************* guy, i was just saying that this is what i look at most of the time (You know, cuz im tall and stuff, my vision height level is way above than the average, so when average guys look up front, they see the regular front boobs, but when i look down so i can see people at their faces, since im watching them from above, i see dem titties from above)
User avatar #440 to #439 - aerosol (05/31/2014) [-]
******************* guy? Not sure I follow
User avatar #441 to #440 - fzjoss (05/31/2014) [-]
My mother is white, my father is black, but since my grand grand parents ****** latinos when they moved to Venezuela from Europe/Africa they mixed their pure White/Black genes with latino genes, thus a 33% White, 33% ****** , 33% latino, 1% faggot was born (Me)
That's how biology works right?
User avatar #442 to #441 - aerosol (05/31/2014) [-]
Ah, now it makes sense.
User avatar #443 to #442 - fzjoss (05/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, its cool, i can be racist to anyone, and only get offended 33% when someone tries to mess with me actually 0% since im not a butthurt Only in the internet thou, there are no racists here, most of us have stained mixed genes anyways
#444 to #443 - aerosol (05/31/2014) [-]
I'm half Mexican half white, but I'm the only partially Mexican one of three half siblings. Ever forget which race you are for a moment, then say something race related before suddenly remembering. Makes for some pretty hilarious and sometimes life threatening situations.    
mfw it hits me
I'm half Mexican half white, but I'm the only partially Mexican one of three half siblings. Ever forget which race you are for a moment, then say something race related before suddenly remembering. Makes for some pretty hilarious and sometimes life threatening situations.
mfw it hits me
User avatar #428 to #228 - fzjoss (05/31/2014) [-]
***** you are joking right?
User avatar #198 to #28 - gaytard (05/30/2014) [-]
how much is that in you know, non savage length meassuring system that we use in europe?
User avatar #427 to #198 - fzjoss (05/30/2014) [-]
Im using inches cuz that's what most murican funnyjunkers know, but im 196cm tall.
User avatar #408 to #2 - LegititmateKyle (05/30/2014) [-]
6'0 and there is this chick I know who's 6'4, she's kinda pretty too. But has a bitchy personality.
#396 to #2 - mysticmelon (05/30/2014) [-]
>be about same height   
>see a girl in a club bout 6'4 			********************		.gif   
>not overly ugly or pretty   
>starts hitting on me, the thought of kissing the girl terrifies me   
>MFW
>be about same height
>see a girl in a club bout 6'4 ******************** .gif
>not overly ugly or pretty
>starts hitting on me, the thought of kissing the girl terrifies me
>MFW
#409 to #396 - RedHulk (05/30/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** YOU BLEW IT!!!
**RedHulk rolled image** YOU BLEW IT!!!
#3 to #2 - tehflamintaco (05/29/2014) [-]
THAT
#4 to #3 - RedHulk (05/29/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** "that" what ***** ?!
#62 to #2 - thepsycho (05/30/2014) [-]
>Be 2m okay only 194cm tall
>MFW will never date someone taller than me
>MFW if someone was taller than me, unless a rare exception, it'd look like a tree or abortion of nature
#84 to #62 - RedHulk (05/30/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** Da **** is 194cm? Speak american!
User avatar #273 to #84 - thepsycho (05/30/2014) [-]
Or 6'6''
User avatar #272 to #84 - thepsycho (05/30/2014) [-]
It's 'pretty damn ******* tall'
#326 to #272 - RedHulk (05/30/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** *hands you a cookie*
#175 to #2 - anon (05/30/2014) [-]
I am 2.02m and i once met a girl that was about the same height as me, that kinda freaked me the **** out.
#20 to #2 - klina (05/30/2014) [-]
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#23 to #20 - RedHulk (05/30/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** What are you staring at Smooth skin?
#327 to #2 - RedHulk (05/30/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** Yay! 573 thumbs....shouldnt i get colored text or some **** ?
User avatar #81 to #2 - pickstar (05/30/2014) [-]
Cunt. 6'7. Shut up please >:C
#86 to #81 - RedHulk (05/30/2014) [-]
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User avatar #88 to #86 - pickstar (05/30/2014) [-]
Is it wrong that this gives me an erection?
#89 to #88 - RedHulk (05/30/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image**I got a gif of a guys nut sack being used as a Literal pin cushin..
#106 to #89 - ironsoul (05/30/2014) [-]
That caused me to go into the fetal position without even seeing it.
User avatar #90 to #89 - pickstar (05/30/2014) [-]
Who doesn't
#91 to #90 - RedHulk (05/30/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** I also have a gif of a guy with his lips pressed against this girls asshole and...Mudslide..
User avatar #92 to #91 - pickstar (05/30/2014) [-]
Okay, again, who doesn't?
#95 to #92 - RedHulk (05/30/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** i also have a gif of alittle girls head being blown off then the body raped.
User avatar #97 to #95 - pickstar (05/30/2014) [-]
Nah, see, that's too far. Cunt
#99 to #97 - RedHulk (05/30/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** Ha ha! i lied about that one. Am bored as **** man...Cunt
#101 to #99 - RedHulk (05/30/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** Whoa wtf? Iv never seen jon and dan together before....END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR!
#156 to #101 - girlsxplain (05/30/2014) [-]
jon was in the ninja sex party music video for lets get this terrible party started along with ross, and was directed by arin. the whole gang together in one video
#365 to #156 - RedHulk (05/30/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** Link?
#163 to #156 - girlsxplain (05/30/2014) [-]
*also barry is in the video and suzy did props
User avatar #147 to #101 - titaniums (05/30/2014) [-]
they were friends even before dan joined the show. arin/jon was gamegrumps and danny/ross was going to be steamtrain. it was just bad timing
User avatar #100 to #99 - pickstar (05/30/2014) [-]
You better have lied.
#102 to #100 - RedHulk (05/30/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** *foundles my nuts and rubs my hand on your face* weves
User avatar #301 to #2 - kievbutcher (05/30/2014) [-]
join the club i'm 6'3"
#8 to #7 - RedHulk (05/29/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** but i like the VA-gina....
**RedHulk rolled image** but i like the VA-gina....
User avatar #42 to #8 - ubisoft (05/30/2014) [-]
sometimes vaginas are nasty
#108 to #42 - RedHulk (05/30/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** Found the fag.
**RedHulk rolled image** Found the fag.
#323 to #108 - harbingerwolf (05/30/2014) [-]
Jesus ******* christ whats with these relevant rolls...
#366 to #323 - RedHulk (05/30/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** Maybe am god.
#367 to #366 - harbingerwolf (05/30/2014) [-]
**harbingerwolf rolled image**

If only i could be so grossly incandescent....
#369 to #367 - RedHulk (05/30/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** we are all god.
User avatar #221 to #108 - monkeysniper ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
He said sometimes, like maybe if it was some hippie chick that never showers and smells like dead fish
User avatar #226 to #221 - ubisoft (05/30/2014) [-]
Actually if it some healthy chick but mucus comes out of her pootang I am going to dicks for the night. **** that **** .
User avatar #227 to #226 - monkeysniper ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Well technically mucus is in semen too. So even if you blew a dude it's kinda like eating boogers in a way
User avatar #229 to #227 - ubisoft (05/30/2014) [-]
Err... VVell if the **** is all gooey and like sticky jello then I ain't tocuhing it. Semen is like jelly though I can handle jelly. fuk
#260 to #108 - anon (05/30/2014) [-]
Found the guy who's never seen a vagina in person before. Any guy who's been inside a woman knows that every vagina has the potential to be ******* disgusting if they don't "freshen up" first.
#324 to #260 - RedHulk (05/30/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** You're an anon, who gives a **** what you think.
User avatar #195 to #108 - twiztidxson ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Did you run out of reaction pics and are resorting to rolling ******** ?
#368 to #195 - RedHulk (05/30/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** I just like to roll, it's how i roll..
#58 - iRoflcopterU (05/30/2014) [-]
I'm like 5'3, so pretty much every female is tall for me.
I'm like 5'3, so pretty much every female is tall for me.
User avatar #131 to #58 - tonkkax (05/30/2014) [-]
apparently girls don't like short guys
#159 to #131 - iRoflcopterU (05/30/2014) [-]
I like dudes, so I'm fine.
#381 to #159 - mrsexmuffins ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Well, I have a thing for short guys, if you're in the market...
Well, I have a thing for short guys, if you're in the market...
#388 to #381 - iRoflcopterU (05/30/2014) [-]
I'm fine for now.
I'm fine for now.
#404 to #131 - anon (05/30/2014) [-]
I'm dating a short guy right now. Don't give up fellas!
User avatar #162 to #131 - rockamekishiko ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
most prefer tall or taller than them but i don't think they straight out don't like them
User avatar #208 to #58 - exotic (05/30/2014) [-]
it's not terrible but it's on the smaller side of average
User avatar #259 to #58 - fukkendragonite (05/30/2014) [-]
ITT: Manlets

jk. I know how it feels to be short. Didn't grow past 5'4 until I turned 18
User avatar #398 to #58 - teddybearlove (05/30/2014) [-]
im 5'3 too... but i think i'm about to hit a growth spurt im so excited!
#371 to #58 - weaselcake (05/30/2014) [-]
Your not bad, actually. The average female height is 5'2'', so your over-average in your height.
#425 to #371 - anon (05/30/2014) [-]
The average white american female is 5'4
The average white american male is 5'10

Get your facts straight
#438 to #425 - weaselcake (05/31/2014) [-]
I said "average female height" not "average American female height". I intentionally put in the over-all average of all female heights; not just the American one.
#447 to #438 - anon (06/01/2014) [-]
why? nearly all of funnyjunk's traffic comes from white americans, and i'd say you should compare your height to your own race if you're going to compare it all. you're only two inches off though, so it's fine
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#282 to #58 - cowboyking (05/30/2014) [-]
5'6" reporting in
#138 to #58 - nicholasgreen (05/30/2014) [-]
5'4 reporting in brother.
#181 to #58 - aangbingo (05/30/2014) [-]
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User avatar #393 to #181 - anonshenanigans (05/30/2014) [-]
Who is that guy? Is he on youtube or something?
#403 to #393 - anon (05/30/2014) [-]
He does commissions. He gets paid to read stuff for people with an image of their choie on the computer. Can't remember his name though
User avatar #407 to #403 - aangbingo (05/30/2014) [-]
Tyrone
#65 to #63 - iRoflcopterU (05/30/2014) [-]
I know...
I know...
User avatar #51 - dreamcast (05/30/2014) [-]
the last 2 panels before the grey space would make a great reaction image.
#22 - shadowrated (05/30/2014) [-]
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User avatar #315 to #22 - zwaxor (05/30/2014) [-]
Ermahgerd, derbs
User avatar #432 to #315 - shadowrated (05/31/2014) [-]
**shadowrated rolls 55** derbs
#436 to #432 - zwaxor (05/31/2014) [-]
It's just not the same.
It's just not the same.
#15 - anon (05/29/2014) [-]
My dick smells like crackers
User avatar #61 to #15 - psychoticcaleb ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Does it come with cheese?
User avatar #79 to #61 - tarragon (05/30/2014) [-]
You mean dick cheese?
User avatar #80 to #79 - psychoticcaleb ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Congratulations!You found the joke!
#87 to #80 - tarragon (05/30/2014) [-]
I'm amazing, I know!
I'm amazing, I know!
#447 to #87 - anon (07/16/2014) [-]
kill urself fag
#448 to #447 - tarragon (07/18/2014) [-]
Oh, look! It's an Anon calling me a fag when he doesn't even have the balls to log in!
User avatar #18 to #15 - xxAnnekaxx (05/29/2014) [-]
As a fat chick, this arouses me.
User avatar #126 to #18 - gamagoriira (05/30/2014) [-]
Pics or we believe you are a beautiful skinny woman.
#182 to #126 - anon (05/30/2014) [-]
M'lady
#417 to #126 - xxAnnekaxx (05/30/2014) [-]
As a self confessed fat chick, I only have pictures f my head that decieve people into thinking I am thinner than I actually am.
#144 to #18 - aerosol (05/30/2014) [-]
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#241 to #18 - anon (05/30/2014) [-]
i can´t like this, because you are fat and disgust me
User avatar #312 to #241 - minsheme (05/30/2014) [-]
lol what the **** is that thom yorke
User avatar #93 to #18 - turdburgalar (05/30/2014) [-]
A rock would arouse you.
#454 to #18 - anon (08/22/2014) [-]
Yup..
Had about enough internet for today.
#415 to #18 - RedHulk (05/30/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** *put some crackers on my dick* Want me to Salt them for you?
#346 to #18 - anon (05/30/2014) [-]
I'm scared
#302 to #18 - happypony (05/30/2014) [-]
**happypony rolled image** Don't sugar-coat it!
User avatar #238 to #18 - dinoking (05/30/2014) [-]
ill give you crackers for pics
User avatar #40 to #18 - ubisoft (05/30/2014) [-]
vonderbar
#74 to #17 - flomosho (05/30/2014) [-]
I loved that song.
#29 to #17 - lavitts (05/30/2014) [-]
Please excuse me while I go reevaluate my life.
Please excuse me while I go reevaluate my life.
#77 to #17 - christianthejew (05/30/2014) [-]
Rosana by Wax
#107 - infinitereaper (05/30/2014) [-]
As a man I don't dislike tall women because they are taller than me,    
I worry that my dick might not be proportional to a tall woman's larger vagina   
though I like a good snu snu as much as any other guy   
As for short women...   
   
who doesn't like lolis?
As a man I don't dislike tall women because they are taller than me,
I worry that my dick might not be proportional to a tall woman's larger vagina
though I like a good snu snu as much as any other guy
As for short women...

who doesn't like lolis?
User avatar #110 to #107 - Funnel ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Body size and genital size has no relation for either gender.. a woman that is 4 feet tall has the same vagina as a woman that is 6 feet tall.
#116 to #110 - infinitereaper (05/30/2014) [-]
So you're telling me, that a person who is taller, who has a proportionally larger body (thicker bones, larger mass, etc.) isn't statistically larger everywhere on average?    
I find this difficult to believe, for a variety of reasons, mostly biological. Sure there are varying factors, like hip size and the like, and no two genitalia are the same, but certainly the size of the body plays somewhat of a role?
So you're telling me, that a person who is taller, who has a proportionally larger body (thicker bones, larger mass, etc.) isn't statistically larger everywhere on average?
I find this difficult to believe, for a variety of reasons, mostly biological. Sure there are varying factors, like hip size and the like, and no two genitalia are the same, but certainly the size of the body plays somewhat of a role?
User avatar #123 to #116 - Funnel ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Some things scale and some things don't, different body parts are controlled by different growth hormones. Even dwarfs have the same penis/vagina size as you and me.
#134 to #123 - tonkkax (05/30/2014) [-]
There's a 16-year-old dwarf out there with a ~17cm dick?   
   
I'm 195,5 cm tall.
There's a 16-year-old dwarf out there with a ~17cm dick?

I'm 195,5 cm tall.
User avatar #125 to #123 - infinitereaper (05/30/2014) [-]
Well I thank you for the science. Perhaps I do some more study on human anatomy.
User avatar #127 to #116 - ragingbrony (05/30/2014) [-]
Not as much as you might think
Keep in mind that that part of the body is meant to do the same thing, regardless of the person's size.

A small women is still biologically designed to hold and give birth to an 8lb+ baby
So is a tall one. So the stuff down there isn't going to vary much in size since it's still for the same function.

As far as penis size goes, I suppose the same reasoning could apply. Biologically there's no reason for it to be bigger, so over time it never developed to be bigger.
If body size played as much of a role on the size down there, people like shaquille o'neal would have a foot and half dick
User avatar #111 to #110 - alucaard ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
He could be uninformed of certain things like that.
#114 to #111 - anon (05/30/2014) [-]
Not anymore.
User avatar #115 to #114 - alucaard ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Indeed anon, indeed, there could be other things he's unaware of....
User avatar #120 to #107 - nothingatall (05/30/2014) [-]
I just find that tall chicks don't like me, cuz being taller is awkward for them
User avatar #240 to #107 - narcomancer (05/30/2014) [-]
people without psychological isssues regarding sexuality
User avatar #201 to #107 - gaytard (05/30/2014) [-]
people who are not pedophiles
User avatar #397 to #201 - oliveirajo (05/30/2014) [-]
This is a nice comment.
User avatar #137 to #107 - I Am Monkey (05/30/2014) [-]
The FBI
#151 - floogin (05/30/2014) [-]
**floogin rolled image** why i wont get a short girl
**floogin rolled image** why i wont get a short girl
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#298 - ectasyelephant (05/30/2014) [-]
**ectasyelephant rolled image** this is what op loves
User avatar #322 to #298 - manofbacontits (05/30/2014) [-]
perfect
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User avatar #292 to #287 - generaljackass (05/30/2014) [-]
This conversation would have been funny, but you were the only one involved.
User avatar #305 to #292 - exotic (05/30/2014) [-]
…convo?

I was comparing the two pictures
#289 to #287 - anon (05/30/2014) [-]
exotic
#170 - schneidend ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
#176 to #173 - ReignFox (05/30/2014) [-]
Holy 			****		, I had totally forgotten about Boxer Hockey
Holy **** , I had totally forgotten about Boxer Hockey
#1 - ihearcolors (05/29/2014) [-]
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#271 - inthenameofcake (05/30/2014) [-]
Here's a brief overview of the comments section:
1. Short men being okay with being short.
2. Short insecure men trying to justify being short by saying they still get laid, because they don't get laid.
3. Average height people not giving a **** .
4. Tall people not caring about being tall.
5. Tall men calling short men 'manlets' because they're a lanky **** ugly autist who feels better about not getting laid by saying short men are inferior.

Grow the **** up you bunch of bellends, yeah a lot of women don't like short men. A lot of women don't like huge guys too.

The truth of it is, you're probably **** ugly and socially retarded, so none of you are getting laid anyway.
User avatar #278 to #271 - peas (05/30/2014) [-]
More socially retarded and hanging with the wrong people or no one at all.
I have several less good looking friends that have scored the kind of woman you see on tv
#313 to #271 - beergaroo (05/30/2014) [-]
mfw I'm fairly tall and quite fit and still don't get pussy because I'm socially retarded and my 5'4'' ugly everyone says he's ugly but I wouldn't know about man-aesthetics, perhaps OP can enlighten you on that , anorexic friend is eating some quality cunt right now
User avatar #340 to #313 - youarenotspecial (05/30/2014) [-]
How can you not tell if someone is ugly? I'm straight but I could still tell you if a girl is attractive or not.
User avatar #342 to #340 - beergaroo (05/30/2014) [-]
Let me quote myself: «I wouldn't know about man-aesthetics»

I can tell if a girl is attractive or not, but not a man. Unless he's got a feminine face I can't tell if he's the handsome type. I've seen some ****** up guys being called out as cute or hot.

I'm genuinely not into the male aesthetics.
#339 to #271 - IamWhoIam (05/30/2014) [-]
I'm kind of short but I'm not socially awkward.


I am however ugly.
#344 to #271 - aulubear (05/30/2014) [-]
I think they're all just a little emBEARassed about being short.
User avatar #354 to #271 - sachonebeef (05/30/2014) [-]
top lel
#303 to #271 - kingferret (05/30/2014) [-]
Everyone sucks! that'll show em all!
-inthenameofcake
#321 to #271 - anon (05/30/2014) [-]
I like how you tell others to grow up, yet you use "autist" as an insult.
#373 to #321 - inthenameofcake (05/30/2014) [-]
I'm on the internet shouting at people, it's almost obligatory that I'm entirely hypocritical and contradict myself. I wouldn't be an idiot raging on the internet otherwise now would I?
I'm on the internet shouting at people, it's almost obligatory that I'm entirely hypocritical and contradict myself. I wouldn't be an idiot raging on the internet otherwise now would I?
#370 to #271 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
-short men being okay with being short
-tall people not caring about being tall
"grow the **** up"

dude, seriously, there's no need to protrude your insecurity so far out like that.
#375 to #370 - inthenameofcake (05/30/2014) [-]
After reading your comment about 10 times I now understand the joke.

Ha
#68 - phaegitt (05/30/2014) [-]
Did NOT expect that..
Did NOT expect that..
#69 to #68 - anon (05/30/2014) [-]
PLOT ROTATE!!!
#220 - levitatingscrotum (05/30/2014) [-]
>Implying majority of tall women have big breasts
#232 to #220 - anon (05/30/2014) [-]
The size really doesn't matter in my opinion.
User avatar #234 to #232 - levitatingscrotum (05/30/2014) [-]
I was talking about the content, where the guy was motorboating a tall woman. The size of breasts really doesn't matter for me, either.
User avatar #141 to #9 - skulldan ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
SPACESHIP!
#332 - monsterderp (05/30/2014) [-]
i like small women because their hands are usually pretty small and my dick looks bigger when they are holding it
i like small women because their hands are usually pretty small and my dick looks bigger when they are holding it
#424 - toxicskull (05/30/2014) [-]
"What the **** am I doing with my life?"
#446 to #424 - thatuglynat (06/05/2014) [-]
i dont know man
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