Alone with perverted desires, in a gloomy convent.
Wander among the shadows castle, a small bögmunk past.
Masturbation in cold catacomb, right in the black night.
Erection during a Christian icon.
Squirt grain on the cat.
'The gay monk, homohomohomooo.
The gay monk.
How he became a callous swine, with a taste for grain and urine.
How could things go so wrong, being a monk is not easy.
Now everything is just hopeless and black, impotent and years.
Fumbles with his wrinkled scrotum, wipes away a little tear.
Woah woah let's not get ahead of ourselves son, under boob is rad because it's a rare sight ya feel me? It's hard to flaunt and they don't make shirts or dresses (as far as I know) that show them off. Who the hell am I kidding? Side boob, under boob, above boob? They are all rad
That makes a lot of sense actually. Underboob is deffinatley underrated. Sorry, I know it's anime but it's the only decent example I had may mods have mercy on my soul
Not sure really...I think they mentioned in the show that her and Ryuko is are second years at Honnoji Academy? I can't remember for sure, but in Japan most second years are 16-17 so I'm guessing Mako is 17? Ryuko is also 17 so that could help support my theory a bit
You can be the 6'5 master race all you want but that doesn't change the fact that all boob is best boob. Big ones, small ones, above, under, and side boob. Both men, and women share a love for them, that is what makes boobs awesome.
They're hypnotic.
So you're a pretty tall woman who prefers side boob, interesting. That leads me to ask have you ever met another woman taller than you to the point of that's what you see is their side boob?
What? My mind tends to wander. It likes to play the 'what-if' game a lot.
Also, on a side note that's probably the last time I open any links while at work that records, and logs all activity on their wifi.
Why, why were there hairy ones? I didn't even know hair could grow there on a woman.
For ***** sake dude seriously you too? Damn, read comment #439
If i was a girl, why the **** would i post my boobs on funnyjunk? If we are talking about height, what do boobs have to do with it?
Seriously you guys are desesperate
Those are not my tits, im a 6'5'' ******************* guy, i was just saying that this is what i look at most of the time (You know, cuz im tall and stuff, my vision height level is way above than the average, so when average guys look up front, they see the regular front boobs, but when i look down so i can see people at their faces, since im watching them from above, i see dem titties from above)
My mother is white, my father is black, but since my grand grand parents ****** latinos when they moved to Venezuela from Europe/Africa they mixed their pure White/Black genes with latino genes, thus a 33% White, 33% ****** , 33% latino, 1% faggot was born (Me)
That's how biology works right?
Yeah, its cool, i can be racist to anyone, and only get offended 33% when someone tries to mess with me actually 0% since im not a butthurt Only in the internet thou, there are no racists here, most of us have stained mixed genes anyways
I'm half Mexican half white, but I'm the only partially Mexican one of three half siblings. Ever forget which race you are for a moment, then say something race related before suddenly remembering. Makes for some pretty hilarious and sometimes life threatening situations.
mfw it hits me
>be about same height
>see a girl in a club bout 6'4 ******************** .gif
>not overly ugly or pretty
>starts hitting on me, the thought of kissing the girl terrifies me
>MFW
>Be 2m okay only 194cm tall
>MFW will never date someone taller than me
>MFW if someone was taller than me, unless a rare exception, it'd look like a tree or abortion of nature
jon was in the ninja sex party music video for lets get this terrible party started along with ross, and was directed by arin. the whole gang together in one video
Found the guy who's never seen a vagina in person before. Any guy who's been inside a woman knows that every vagina has the potential to be ******* disgusting if they don't "freshen up" first.
I said "average female height" not "average American female height". I intentionally put in the over-all average of all female heights; not just the American one.
why? nearly all of funnyjunk's traffic comes from white americans, and i'd say you should compare your height to your own race if you're going to compare it all. you're only two inches off though, so it's fine
As a man I don't dislike tall women because they are taller than me,
I worry that my dick might not be proportional to a tall woman's larger vagina
though I like a good snu snu as much as any other guy
As for short women...
So you're telling me, that a person who is taller, who has a proportionally larger body (thicker bones, larger mass, etc.) isn't statistically larger everywhere on average?
I find this difficult to believe, for a variety of reasons, mostly biological. Sure there are varying factors, like hip size and the like, and no two genitalia are the same, but certainly the size of the body plays somewhat of a role?
Some things scale and some things don't, different body parts are controlled by different growth hormones. Even dwarfs have the same penis/vagina size as you and me.
Not as much as you might think
Keep in mind that that part of the body is meant to do the same thing, regardless of the person's size.
A small women is still biologically designed to hold and give birth to an 8lb+ baby
So is a tall one. So the stuff down there isn't going to vary much in size since it's still for the same function.
As far as penis size goes, I suppose the same reasoning could apply. Biologically there's no reason for it to be bigger, so over time it never developed to be bigger.
If body size played as much of a role on the size down there, people like shaquille o'neal would have a foot and half dick
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Here's a brief overview of the comments section:
1. Short men being okay with being short.
2. Short insecure men trying to justify being short by saying they still get laid, because they don't get laid.
3. Average height people not giving a **** .
4. Tall people not caring about being tall.
5. Tall men calling short men 'manlets' because they're a lanky **** ugly autist who feels better about not getting laid by saying short men are inferior.
Grow the **** up you bunch of bellends, yeah a lot of women don't like short men. A lot of women don't like huge guys too.
The truth of it is, you're probably **** ugly and socially retarded, so none of you are getting laid anyway.
More socially retarded and hanging with the wrong people or no one at all.
I have several less good looking friends that have scored the kind of woman you see on tv
mfw I'm fairly tall and quite fit and still don't get pussy because I'm socially retarded and my 5'4'' ugly everyone says he's ugly but I wouldn't know about man-aesthetics, perhaps OP can enlighten you on that , anorexic friend is eating some quality cunt right now
Let me quote myself: «I wouldn't know about man-aesthetics»
I can tell if a girl is attractive or not, but not a man. Unless he's got a feminine face I can't tell if he's the handsome type. I've seen some ****** up guys being called out as cute or hot.
I'm on the internet shouting at people, it's almost obligatory that I'm entirely hypocritical and contradict myself. I wouldn't be an idiot raging on the internet otherwise now would I?