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#36 - CaptainKill (09/22/2015) [-]
I'm not a tall man but I've heard an excellent retort for "Do you play basketball?" is "No, do you play mini-golf?"
User avatar #75 to #36 - vikingesnumerouno (09/22/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's the one I always use. I'm 204 and get the question all the time
User avatar #84 to #75 - EnergizierAnon (09/22/2015) [-]
by 204, i assume that's metric in cm right?

204 cm = around 6 foot 8 inches, i think.
User avatar #90 to #84 - kodex (09/22/2015) [-]
(with boots on)
#97 to #84 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
Probably years old
#87 to #36 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
But there is no general idea that that people who play mini golf on a high level are small. None, at ******* all. It's a terrible retort. Especially since the word "huge" or "big" isn't in basket ball.
User avatar #27 - anonemous (09/22/2015) [-]
years ago I watched an almost 7 ft tall police officer make an arrest ... the bad guy looked at him and said "I guess I'll never outrun you ' the officer said "or the dog" and motioned to the German Shepard in the back of his car.... what a combo for apprehending bad guys.. huge officer + a dog
User avatar #62 to #27 - Gandalfthewhite (09/22/2015) [-]
The mountain and the hound out catching bad guys
User avatar #4 - awesomedewd (09/21/2015) [-]
Looks like a card I need.
#26 to #4 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
no bitch, get blnk cards and ask for numbers
#61 to #4 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (09/22/2015) [-]
When u wake up in the morning do you eat leaves off of the trees outside
User avatar #16 to #4 - critality (09/21/2015) [-]
Do you play basketball?
User avatar #7 to #4 - zeroqp (09/21/2015) [-]
wow, you must be really tall!
User avatar #25 to #4 - VaultTechy ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
Hah hah, what's the weather like up there?
#1 - riddari (09/21/2015) [-]
You might say he's a giant douchebag :^)
#41 to #1 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
Imagine if you were fat someone said ur really fat literally everyday. that is what its like being tall
#44 to #41 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
So it motivates tall people to get smaller?
User avatar #86 to #44 - rokkarokkaali (09/22/2015) [-]
Calling someone a fatass doesn't make them want to work out. It makes them want to go home and eat some more ice cream.
User avatar #74 to #44 - boomerpyro (09/22/2015) [-]
yup, hunchbacking and malnutrition
#53 to #41 - bjornkrage (09/22/2015) [-]
Lmao what, being tall is a blessing that pretty few people get. If you're tall you've gotten the oppertunity to become a huge monster with massive gainz
pic ******* related, dude is 2.18m and weighs 137kg
User avatar #78 to #53 - lecorbi (09/22/2015) [-]
yeah it's the best opportunity to not fit anywhere, from amusement parks to cinema chairs, public transportation, doors, clothes, your own car (...)
User avatar #98 to #78 - bjornkrage (09/22/2015) [-]
you take the good with the bad, besides, if fat people can get the accomodations they need, then i'm sure tall people can, too.
User avatar #88 to #53 - iexs ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
I'm a huge bitch but people are scared of me because I'm tall.
It is a blessing.
#73 to #53 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
you look like a bitch!
User avatar #70 to #41 - helterskeletor (09/22/2015) [-]
Except you can't not be tall so it's kind of worse
#6 to #1 - satanasaurus (09/21/2015) [-]
tall sack of **** works better
User avatar #3 to #2 - breaken (09/21/2015) [-]
Conan is 6'5
User avatar #5 to #3 - madb ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
acording to google he is 1.93 cm. that is not 6.5ft its like 6.2 and a half.
User avatar #8 to #5 - boxcarracer ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
I think you mean 1.93 meters, not centimeters.
User avatar #9 to #8 - madb ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
where i come from we dont bother with the technicalities so its just a habbit. we just say 1.93 cm instead of saying 193 cm. it is indeed wrong but thats just a habbit we have in my local area.
#35 to #9 - nikkadawgg ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
Your habits are wrong.
#38 to #9 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
How can you **** up a base ten measurement system. I bet you use that ******* habit excuse when you say your dick is 1.93 cm but you mean 1.93 mm.
User avatar #39 to #38 - madb ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
are you ******* stupid? you think if i would lie i would say it was 1.93 cm. do you have any idea how tiny that is? if i were to lie i would atleast make up some number that doesnt mean i have a micropenis.
User avatar #37 to #9 - lotengo (09/22/2015) [-]
the people in your area are stupid and you should feel stupid
User avatar #63 to #9 - hockeycrazysteve (09/22/2015) [-]
You buried yourself in deep with that lie cunt, you don't come from a place where this doesn't matter unless you're a teacher who is bad at their job.
User avatar #64 to #63 - madb ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
i didnt say it didnt matter you little cunt. i just said me and people in my circle of acquaintances have the same bad habbit.
User avatar #65 to #64 - hockeycrazysteve (09/22/2015) [-]
Your circle of ******* stoners.
#91 to #9 - thegreentornado ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
Why the red thumbs, people?
#48 to #9 - denercov (09/22/2015) [-]
1.93cm would be shorter than your thumb. you ******* cretin
User avatar #54 to #48 - madb ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
i know what a cm is. 10mm is 1 cm. 100cm is a meter. 1000 meter is a kilometer. i just have a bad habbit of saying cm instead of meter in the spesific situation where i explain how tall i am and only that situation.
#55 to #54 - denercov (09/22/2015) [-]
and I also make the mistake of eating my own **** instead of chocolate.
User avatar #56 to #55 - madb ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
you're making the mistake of being an asshole over measurments.
#57 to #56 - denercov (09/22/2015) [-]
You made the mistake of over estimating me. Maybe next time you should measure?
User avatar #59 to #57 - madb ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
haha nice pun. doesnt change the fact that you are attacking me because of something stupid like saying cm over m. its a mistake and nothing you should attack someones personality over. correction is one thing and calling me a retard is another. sometimes the wrong word just slips out.
#71 to #59 - denercov (09/22/2015) [-]
I Bet your dad's dick sometimes just slips out Ohhh boohoo. I never called you a retard. But if it helps you and confirms your suspicions... you are a retard.
User avatar #72 to #71 - madb ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
i just asumed thats what cretin means.
#76 to #72 - denercov (09/22/2015) [-]
Pretty much. pussy bitch
User avatar #77 to #76 - madb ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
more like i wholeheartedly dont care to the point where i dont bother insulting back and i just point out the fact that you are pretty stupid that calls someone a cretin over something so minor.
#82 to #77 - denercov (09/22/2015) [-]
I am the only person you've backed out of calling a cunt. do you think I am incapable of reading the comments above and below? Cretin.
User avatar #83 to #82 - madb ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
the only guy ive responded with an insult against is a anon. and its because i hate anons.
#12 to #5 - anon (09/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #10 to #5 - breaken (09/21/2015) [-]
He said him self he is 6'5 and he is taller then Huge Laurie who is 6'2
User avatar #11 to #10 - madb ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
******* look man if google has it wrong then thats one thing but acording to google he is 193 cm and that is not 6.5 feet look for yourself
www.convertunits.com/from/cm/to/feet
User avatar #15 to #11 - breaken (09/21/2015) [-]
I think the man would know how tall he is.
#43 to #5 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
6'5 is not 6.5ft. It means "6 foot, 5 inches", not "6 and a half feet". 6.5ft would be about 6'7.

1.93 m (I don't know where you're local to, but they're wrong if they're saying 1.93 cm) is about 6'4. So we've got 6'5 from one guy and 6'4 from you. This is not worth arguing over.
#51 to #43 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
6.5 ft is 6 feet and 6 inches but yeah.
#66 to #51 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
Lol what an idiot that other anon guy is. Saying 6.5ft is 6'7 haha. That guy definitely is not me.
#28 to #5 - masanori ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
1.93m is closer to 6'4". Your math is off.
#13 to #1 - thechosentroll (09/21/2015) [-]
To be fair, tall people spend a lot of time looking down on others. Literally.
#30 - bagofshenanigans (09/22/2015) [-]
Didn't know they stacked **** that high.
#92 to #30 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Such a great movie.
#49 - mezzjuc (09/22/2015) [-]
I need that card...
I also work in a fast food restaurant so I engage in many social encounters with the guests, giving me atleast 3 "Are you standing on a chair?" comments a day...
User avatar #45 - ifightdragons (09/22/2015) [-]
how tall should onebe before making these cards
User avatar #47 to #45 - willindor ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
depends on how tall the people around you are
User avatar #60 to #47 - ifightdragons (09/22/2015) [-]
well im 6'5" and everybody around me is not and im not surrounded by giants
User avatar #89 to #60 - Sinrik (09/22/2015) [-]
make the cards
User avatar #29 - maxismahname (09/22/2015) [-]
Tfw only 6', so I get comments on my height somewhat frequently, but not enough to warrant carrying around cards like these.
#50 to #29 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
6ft ain't tall you little bitch
User avatar #99 to #50 - maxismahname (09/22/2015) [-]
It's taller than average, plus I talk to a lot of short girls
#17 - superblade (09/21/2015) [-]
yeah right...
User avatar #40 to #17 - badmotorfinger (09/22/2015) [-]
thumbed because the webm is funny
#24 to #17 - fazbear (09/22/2015) [-]
I can perfectly describe how badly I wish to hit you with a sledgehammer.
It's very very ******* much.
#46 to #24 - tarabostes ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
you're too fat to lift one tho
User avatar #31 to #17 - dorfdorfdorf (09/22/2015) [-]
its not even far-fetched
#58 to #17 - covered (09/22/2015) [-]
I'm all for a good meme/joke but the people that use this in the wrong situations/overuse it. you're ruining it and turning it into something to be hated, but that may be your goal, or u may just be retarded.. idk
#79 to #58 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
How is he using it in the wrong situation? He thinks the story is fake so he's using the WebM. It is that simple.
User avatar #81 to #79 - covered (09/22/2015) [-]
u supposed to use it when the lie is blatant or that something is so far-fetched it seems like it could be fake. Not to be used whenever you perceive something to be a lie, then it could be used for any situation by anyone who never believes anything. u silly boi
User avatar #18 to #17 - shadowkingdr (09/21/2015) [-]
for the love of god this needs to be killed
User avatar #19 to #18 - grumpythefirst (09/21/2015) [-]
You know how people are m8, they see someone post something or do something specific and they have to do it every moment of their existence for the next few weeks to months. It will die soon just like all the other idiotic fads.
#20 to #19 - iamkagji ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #21 to #20 - grumpythefirst (09/21/2015) [-]
Yeah but that one is good
User avatar #22 to #21 - iamkagji ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
Ever since the first post of that on the site I've been listening to Vitas. You don't find operatic soprano used in such creative ways anywhere else. Still prefer Allen-Lande, though, can't beat it.
User avatar #34 - megusters (09/22/2015) [-]
#endtallshaming
User avatar #32 - clasp (09/22/2015) [-]
I hate this conversation so much.
User avatar #23 - lmOldGreg (09/21/2015) [-]
I met a dude who was 7ft tall. It was so strange because he didn't even seem that tall, but it was still noticeable. I'm 6ft 3, but it just felt like I was a few years younger looking up at this guy who could have been anyone but just with a few more years growth.
#68 - virtualsloth (09/22/2015) [-]
That's not tall at all. Slightly above normal height for most men my age where I live.
#93 to #68 - tck (09/22/2015) [-]
Common sense says you're lying.

World statistics say you're lying.

HMMM...
User avatar #52 - godlessbastard (09/22/2015) [-]
Why did the midget visit the optometrist?

He as short-sighted
#96 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
The comment section everytime anything remotely related to height is brought up
User avatar #95 - epicextreme (09/22/2015) [-]
one thing I have always thought about as a tall guy is (6ft 3)
Why is it ok to tell someone they are tall but not short?
and why is it ok to tell someone they're stick thin but not tell someone they are overweight?
#94 - gavnthsociopth (09/22/2015) [-]
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#67 - kaimietis (09/22/2015) [-]
These comments are pretty annoying, but whenever I meet an idiot who reacts like he's the first person to ever notice that I'm tall I wanna roundhouse kick the **** of that dumbass.
User avatar #69 to #67 - thechosentroll (09/22/2015) [-]
The last time I met a person who didn't comment on my height within 3 minutes was in the 5th grade.
#33 - neoprepper (09/22/2015) [-]
he has bitch as character for going so far
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