tales from a gaybar IV
time for more homo
havent reached the 30+ yet but i seem to be getting a lot of requests
links in the comment box
sitting in the upper area
guy comes up to me
now what oh boy
"ill give you 100$ if you give me your underwear"
what
"what color are they"
"red"
"ill give you 200$ just give them to me"
"why"
"250 come on man"
fine
go to bathroom
take them off
get money
this didnt happen to me it happened to one of the worker bees
getting customer drunk
things getting hot
go to get a blow job in the bathroom
he takes his dentures out
instantly limp
guy comes in
starts making it rain
no one is really impressed seeing they are all just fivers and flyers
jewing the money so i can buy some food
he goes around asking for the money back
i hide in the storage room counting the money while eating honey cashews
bartender asks where the limes at
limes literally right infront of him
he is yelling at me to do my job
while ive got two kegs in my arms
righto
taking dead keg out to dumpster
guy selling drugs
piff the dead keg at him and tell him if he comes back im calling the cops
go inside and lock the exit
going to throw out a dead keg
drug guy is back
**** this
dump keg
go upstairs
turn hose on
hose the ****** from balcony
many laughs
go to give head to guy
has smiley face shaved into pubes
leave
so one night this DJ comes in and just plays coconuts silver lights over and over then leaves
we had to pay him 100$ for one song
no one noticed
hear violent moaning
what
its some guy jerking off under the couches
damn it
get offered coke
report to door guy
door guy does coke
gets fired
nice one
guy crying
obviously drunk
ask him whats wrong
"my boyfriend just told me dinosaurs dont exist am i retarded"
maybe
one night someone ordered pizza to be delivered to the bar and about 50 guys just ate/slathered the pizzas everywhere
mopping up puke like normal
notice something strange
mop away some liquid
its a phone
in a condom
covered in puke
why
for a while someone was putting ashtrays in the toilet
weeaboos come in to do a yaoi cosplay thing
start taking photos of guys with out permission
ask them what they are doing
"its a anime cosplay type thing for my blog baka"
******* jesus christ
even though there are 100 other guys taking selfies i hate weeaboos
"there is a strict no promo photo rule, you cant use these photos for any publication"
"its just a blog"
"does it have a donation/pay button?"
"yeah"
"then wheres our royalties"
they get ****** and leave
**** off weeaboo scum
big ass drag queen fanning herself by the bar
some twinky faggot makes a comment about how there is half a couch worth of padding in her thighs
queen knocks him out cold
drag the kid out to the recon bay
red rooms never fun
prepped it for a "simple thing you know"
about 10 guys walk in
hear faint trap house music
look through cam to check whats going on
the usual ******* about
they stop half way through
start pissing over each other
DAMN IT NOT AGAIN NO STOP THAT
watch in horror as this casual orgy turns into the bathroom of doom
spend the next 2 hours hosing body fluids down the drain
sitting around before opening having a yarn with some of the worker bees
bee walks in
"LOOK WHAT IVE GOT"
starts flailing around cock ring
god damn it
20 mins later he asks me to help cut the device off because it just wont budge
he has already lubed it up but it wont come off
grab the bolt cutters
he is ******** himself
pinch the ring
he gives me a 10$ note down my shirt and a peck on the forehead
**** life
see guy on dance floor
vague wild hand movements
just kinda bouncing while pointing at things
like a infant at a zoo
points someone in the back of the head
bear turns around
oh boy
bear sucks the guys fingers
i need to get out of this town
"man being a barback must be easy"
"i wish i had your job"
"i would love to work in a gay bar"
you obviously dont have the faint smell of cum and vommit burned in the back of your nose
guy comes in
starts vaping clouds
****** loser
ask him to stop
"its not smoking"
its still clogging up the air and there is a kid having a allergic reaction to the nicotine and PG
very young looking guy comes in
underage alart
flag him for id
it says 25
not on your life
ask for name
look him up on fb
15
boot him out
30+ for more homo
havent reached the 30+ yet but i seem to be getting a lot of requests
links in the comment box
sitting in the upper area
guy comes up to me
now what oh boy
"ill give you 100$ if you give me your underwear"
what
"what color are they"
"red"
"ill give you 200$ just give them to me"
"why"
"250 come on man"
fine
go to bathroom
take them off
get money
this didnt happen to me it happened to one of the worker bees
getting customer drunk
things getting hot
go to get a blow job in the bathroom
he takes his dentures out
instantly limp
guy comes in
starts making it rain
no one is really impressed seeing they are all just fivers and flyers
jewing the money so i can buy some food
he goes around asking for the money back
i hide in the storage room counting the money while eating honey cashews
bartender asks where the limes at
limes literally right infront of him
he is yelling at me to do my job
while ive got two kegs in my arms
righto
taking dead keg out to dumpster
guy selling drugs
piff the dead keg at him and tell him if he comes back im calling the cops
go inside and lock the exit
going to throw out a dead keg
drug guy is back
**** this
dump keg
go upstairs
turn hose on
hose the ****** from balcony
many laughs
go to give head to guy
has smiley face shaved into pubes
leave
so one night this DJ comes in and just plays coconuts silver lights over and over then leaves
we had to pay him 100$ for one song
no one noticed
hear violent moaning
what
its some guy jerking off under the couches
damn it
get offered coke
report to door guy
door guy does coke
gets fired
nice one
guy crying
obviously drunk
ask him whats wrong
"my boyfriend just told me dinosaurs dont exist am i retarded"
maybe
one night someone ordered pizza to be delivered to the bar and about 50 guys just ate/slathered the pizzas everywhere
mopping up puke like normal
notice something strange
mop away some liquid
its a phone
in a condom
covered in puke
why
for a while someone was putting ashtrays in the toilet
weeaboos come in to do a yaoi cosplay thing
start taking photos of guys with out permission
ask them what they are doing
"its a anime cosplay type thing for my blog baka"
******* jesus christ
even though there are 100 other guys taking selfies i hate weeaboos
"there is a strict no promo photo rule, you cant use these photos for any publication"
"its just a blog"
"does it have a donation/pay button?"
"yeah"
"then wheres our royalties"
they get ****** and leave
**** off weeaboo scum
big ass drag queen fanning herself by the bar
some twinky faggot makes a comment about how there is half a couch worth of padding in her thighs
queen knocks him out cold
drag the kid out to the recon bay
red rooms never fun
prepped it for a "simple thing you know"
about 10 guys walk in
hear faint trap house music
look through cam to check whats going on
the usual ******* about
they stop half way through
start pissing over each other
DAMN IT NOT AGAIN NO STOP THAT
watch in horror as this casual orgy turns into the bathroom of doom
spend the next 2 hours hosing body fluids down the drain
sitting around before opening having a yarn with some of the worker bees
bee walks in
"LOOK WHAT IVE GOT"
starts flailing around cock ring
god damn it
20 mins later he asks me to help cut the device off because it just wont budge
he has already lubed it up but it wont come off
grab the bolt cutters
he is ******** himself
pinch the ring
he gives me a 10$ note down my shirt and a peck on the forehead
**** life
see guy on dance floor
vague wild hand movements
just kinda bouncing while pointing at things
like a infant at a zoo
points someone in the back of the head
bear turns around
oh boy
bear sucks the guys fingers
i need to get out of this town
"man being a barback must be easy"
"i wish i had your job"
"i would love to work in a gay bar"
you obviously dont have the faint smell of cum and vommit burned in the back of your nose
guy comes in
starts vaping clouds
****** loser
ask him to stop
"its not smoking"
its still clogging up the air and there is a kid having a allergic reaction to the nicotine and PG
very young looking guy comes in
underage alart
flag him for id
it says 25
not on your life
ask for name
look him up on fb
15
boot him out
30+ for more homo
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