tales from a gaybar 8
YOU i want to tell you tales from a gay bar
walking to work during the summer
8km (americans do the meth)
in my leather because its a thursday
thursdays are always leather night
get to work beading with sweat
go into the red room by myself remove my clothes
hose myself off
steal a drag queens hairdrier and spray my hair up
**** it
freshest pomp ive ever made for myself
get compliments the entire night for my hair
queen walks up into the club
waving hello to all the twinks
notice something
this bitch is in a flat and no nails
and you expect us to pay you
nah
laying down on the couches admiring some guys tattoos
not being sexual i just like looking at tattoos
club is thumping
so many hot people dancing
all i want to do is trace this guys tattoos
he seems pretty happy with this as well
just looking at tattoos
"i have another"
we go upstairs to the more private couches
pulls down his pants
ooh boy
tattoo of a dolphin with a hitler stash on his inner thigh
done with life
get drunk
still **** him
helping a drag king open bind
telling him about how tape binding will **** your ribs
he doesnt give a ****
stippling stubble onto his face
he takes a deep breath
grabs me by the shoulders
wheezes for help
he popped a rib
i ****** warned you bout the tape bro
lesbian comes up to me trying to have a go
starts trying to bump up on me
wearing the most hidious bootleg pants ive ever seen
flannel as well
think thick ghetto abo ellen
complaining that im stupid for not wanting her
not understanding that im a dude whos into dudes
******* up limes like always
kinda buzzing
take lime slice
frizzbee that ****
gets stuck to roof
laugh and fall on my ass
violently ******* up these limes
slip
stab hand
**** these limes
one night while drunk
throw limes in the cooler
start trying to cut limes
guy comes in
hello cutey chicky baby boo thing
start giving him the old anakie charm
wondering why this guy isnt biting
"oh sorry im straight"
why the **** are you here
christmas time
leather couches with santa
go to sit on the very big santas lap
im no twinky faggot myself
break the couch because 12 bears are all pretending to be santa on it
starve myself for weeks because i felt bad also i had to pay for the couch
bitchy queen keeps stealing stuff from my locker
decide aight bitch you wanna go
she getting ready
bump the table
she ***** up her lipstick
throws the lipstick
bug queen steals it
drag queens fighting
leave
go in bathroom
no piss on walls
no sex happening
no breaking ****
realize its because the bar just opened
taking piss
guy comes in
throws up all over the floor
cry internally
halloweenier party
we decide to throw a little 100 candles party
long story short we accedentally set the bar alight
bug queen comes into the dancers dressing room
starts trying to annoy them
im just helping a guy pump
she starts pushing me around
grabs the pump while on
pulls
this kills the man
bear comes in
big bear but not muscle all fat mate
cut off shorts
halfway through the night he picks me up
takes me to the red room
asks me to help him cut the shorts off
alright
he leaves pantsless
i have a piece of acrillic nail stuck in my neck from where a queens tried to scrap with me
looking around
guy locks eyes with me
he takes off his pants and comes over to me trying to take my pants off as well
well im not into this thing but ok
puts his pants on me and steals my pants
well alrighty then
one night i had to help a guy get a 20c piece out of his foreskin
he tipped me the 20c
i caught someone trying to steal the phone booth out front
saw a guy come in sit on a couch and play pokemon yellow for three hours
he was pretty cool
but sucked ass
walk into bathroom
guy slowly unraveling a roll of toilet paper onto a empty roll and stashing it in his bag
why
man hunt boys come in
start selling their promo ****
no permission
boss lets them go
after their done give them a advertising bill
take one of their fliers
turns out its not even real manhunt
its some bootleg site filled with viruses
turned out to be a bunch of homophobes trying to break homo PCs
go to gather more limes
some little faggot is stashing the limes in his pants
limestealingwhore.zip
you ******
watching guy in cut offs thrusting about
sizable package
feeling a little bit warm
suddenly
socks fall out of his shorts
no visible package
in bar
"YAAASSSSSSS"
want to die
100+ for more homo
you know the drill
walking to work during the summer
8km (americans do the meth)
in my leather because its a thursday
thursdays are always leather night
get to work beading with sweat
go into the red room by myself remove my clothes
hose myself off
steal a drag queens hairdrier and spray my hair up
**** it
freshest pomp ive ever made for myself
get compliments the entire night for my hair
queen walks up into the club
waving hello to all the twinks
notice something
this bitch is in a flat and no nails
and you expect us to pay you
nah
laying down on the couches admiring some guys tattoos
not being sexual i just like looking at tattoos
club is thumping
so many hot people dancing
all i want to do is trace this guys tattoos
he seems pretty happy with this as well
just looking at tattoos
"i have another"
we go upstairs to the more private couches
pulls down his pants
ooh boy
tattoo of a dolphin with a hitler stash on his inner thigh
done with life
get drunk
still **** him
helping a drag king open bind
telling him about how tape binding will **** your ribs
he doesnt give a ****
stippling stubble onto his face
he takes a deep breath
grabs me by the shoulders
wheezes for help
he popped a rib
i ****** warned you bout the tape bro
lesbian comes up to me trying to have a go
starts trying to bump up on me
wearing the most hidious bootleg pants ive ever seen
flannel as well
think thick ghetto abo ellen
complaining that im stupid for not wanting her
not understanding that im a dude whos into dudes
******* up limes like always
kinda buzzing
take lime slice
frizzbee that ****
gets stuck to roof
laugh and fall on my ass
violently ******* up these limes
slip
stab hand
**** these limes
one night while drunk
throw limes in the cooler
start trying to cut limes
guy comes in
hello cutey chicky baby boo thing
start giving him the old anakie charm
wondering why this guy isnt biting
"oh sorry im straight"
why the **** are you here
christmas time
leather couches with santa
go to sit on the very big santas lap
im no twinky faggot myself
break the couch because 12 bears are all pretending to be santa on it
starve myself for weeks because i felt bad also i had to pay for the couch
bitchy queen keeps stealing stuff from my locker
decide aight bitch you wanna go
she getting ready
bump the table
she ***** up her lipstick
throws the lipstick
bug queen steals it
drag queens fighting
leave
go in bathroom
no piss on walls
no sex happening
no breaking ****
realize its because the bar just opened
taking piss
guy comes in
throws up all over the floor
cry internally
halloweenier party
we decide to throw a little 100 candles party
long story short we accedentally set the bar alight
bug queen comes into the dancers dressing room
starts trying to annoy them
im just helping a guy pump
she starts pushing me around
grabs the pump while on
pulls
this kills the man
bear comes in
big bear but not muscle all fat mate
cut off shorts
halfway through the night he picks me up
takes me to the red room
asks me to help him cut the shorts off
alright
he leaves pantsless
i have a piece of acrillic nail stuck in my neck from where a queens tried to scrap with me
looking around
guy locks eyes with me
he takes off his pants and comes over to me trying to take my pants off as well
well im not into this thing but ok
puts his pants on me and steals my pants
well alrighty then
one night i had to help a guy get a 20c piece out of his foreskin
he tipped me the 20c
i caught someone trying to steal the phone booth out front
saw a guy come in sit on a couch and play pokemon yellow for three hours
he was pretty cool
but sucked ass
walk into bathroom
guy slowly unraveling a roll of toilet paper onto a empty roll and stashing it in his bag
why
man hunt boys come in
start selling their promo ****
no permission
boss lets them go
after their done give them a advertising bill
take one of their fliers
turns out its not even real manhunt
its some bootleg site filled with viruses
turned out to be a bunch of homophobes trying to break homo PCs
go to gather more limes
some little faggot is stashing the limes in his pants
limestealingwhore.zip
you ******
watching guy in cut offs thrusting about
sizable package
feeling a little bit warm
suddenly
socks fall out of his shorts
no visible package
in bar
"YAAASSSSSSS"
want to die
100+ for more homo
you know the drill
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