tales from a gaybar 12

evilanakie

this edition explores a few more personal stories along with the regular types

WHY I SAY IM GAY INSTEAD OF BI
in the LGBT community its kind of shunned to be bisexual gays wont touch you because ew girls and lesbians wont go near you because scum lord
but there is another reason
i was about two three months out of a serious relationship at the time and thought well i better get back on the scene
i was really new to the gay thing
working in bar
******* limes
stopping rapes
feeling bad in the bathroom
you know normal ****
so i was talking to a girl at the bar and she seemed really nice
brunette girl lovely personalities you know the type
and she invited me over to her place
so im over at their place helping them out and stuff
im trying to keep cool but i feel like im sweating
trying to act chill
flirting with eachother you know
what does this girl want from me
does she want the d
im helping them cook and stuff being all nice
and there is one point where im looking at her
and she is looking at me
and she is going red in the face
and im looking at her with a dumbfounded expression
in my mind im going "ok when do i go for it how do i do it how do girls work"
and i kinda just muttered "so are we going to do it"
and she said no
and i just kinda stood there
what do you mean no
so feeling the awkwardness i tell her im going to go
and with out thinking i say
"this is why i **** guys"

HOW I FIRST DID ****
i was at a bar that wasnt my bar
it was your normal nightclub just with more gay
dancing and stuff
music pumping
the faint smell of poppers and ambien in the air
meet up with a guy
god damn this guys hot
start talking
getting to know eachother
he is into ftms
go to one of the cubes
its just a meter by meter cube in the club
pushes me onto it
undoes my pants
im just lost in the moment flashy lights good music poppers hot guys
he is blowing me
oh **** this is new
i dont know how to feel about
some of the guys near us start recording and snickering
looking around at all the people start to get a little bit of stage fright
look down at the guy
he is lining his ass up
i told him id never done it before
ah c-condom
he replies "oh thats cute honey"
no seriously
he does the thing where the ass and then the ass
sexual scared mode activate
half way through just go into pure **** it mode
gettin into it
he finishes then leaves
im just left to sit there with my pants around my knees
sit there for a solid half hour wondering what just happened and what STD did i just contract

being a dick at work like always
teacher comes into bar
goes straight to the red room
stamps his reservation card
goes in with about 3 other guys
on clean up duty that night
**** you

some guy got white body paint and dumped it all over the bathroom stalls
there was a penis imprint on one of the walls
dont bring paint to my bar
ill find you

DJing
guy next to me also pretending to DJ
getting head from under the decks
bumps my deck
cable gets jacked up
causes light work to ******* die
room im pitch black
the only light is the dull blue from the fridge
hear a combination of preditors and scared twinky faggots
we need to get power on asap
cant find **** in this bar
the audio of about 200+ just going at it
screams and moans
trying to find the cable
boss comes over with this lighter
we cant find the cable
**** there it is kinked up around the leg of this table
force reset of the lights
ever gone into the kitchen when a animal is there
and it just kinda stops
looks your way
and kinda keeps going
yeah it was like that
go home early

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#7 - evenbiggerfagget (09/27/2015) [-]

>he does the thing where the ass and then the ass

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#8 to #7 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

you obviously have never experienced the wonders of anal

+19

#34 to #8 - egosumproxi ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

I have, but I also didn't understand that.

#9 to #8 - evenbiggerfagget (09/27/2015) [-]

#52 to #8 - ffinfinity ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

I honestly don't get it, mind elaborating?

#88 to #52 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]

so you have the insertion right
and after that it kinda stops and then the bottom just eases into it
so the ass and then the ass

#95 to #88 - akirafudo (09/28/2015) [-]

**akirafudo used "*roll picture*"**
**akirafudo rolled image**not understanding it yet, like, wat?

#92 to #88 - ffinfinity ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]

well i didnt know that thanks, ass and then the ass lol

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#27 - hypex (09/27/2015) [-]

**** you bisexuals are awesome

#28 to #27 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

im bi know

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#51 to #28 - bornintheeighties (09/27/2015) [-]

If they are so "ew yuck" about bis I fear to ask their opinion about pansexuals...

#63 to #51 - ricobendimez (09/27/2015) [-]

I have only had positive things coming from telling people I am pan because of the ****** stigma against Bisexual people. I dont know why the LGBT group is so retarded sometimes.

#83 to #63 - meetrophoenix (09/28/2015) [-]

Omfg it's LGBTQ÷69(9x³-4y²)^IA+ you ********

#90 to #83 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]

actually its LGBTIQAEa

#66 to #63 - infernis (09/27/2015) [-]

I will never understand this.
There are two options: dicks and vaginas. You can like neither, one or both of them, saying you "like everything" is redundant.

#69 to #66 - ricobendimez (09/27/2015) [-]

The reason i started saying i was pan was because when i would meet a guy and we'd hit it off and I would say I was bi he would say something along the lines of "Oh, i wish you wouldn't have said that, I don't date bi guys." or "I was bi too before I was able to accept myself as gay, don't worry, you'll get there." It happened too often so i started looking for a different more fitting lable

#72 to #69 - zerocalibre (09/27/2015) [-]

Well that's stupid. -.-

I suppose I should start referring to myself as pan then instead...I just feel like a tumblrina for saying it. *pouts*

#74 to #72 - ricobendimez (09/27/2015) [-]

just dont be a condescending prick about it and you wont be a tumblrina.

#67 to #66 - ricobendimez (09/27/2015) [-]

It is, but a lot of the LGBT community views bi as simply being in the throws of deciding between gay or straight, or you just dont want to choose because... ********************* . When you say pan, it pulls you out of that stigma. Mostly because bi doesn't always include trans n stuff. Pan about disregarding whatever physical doodads are there and focusing on the personality of the person. The reason it exists is because a lot of the gays and straights are retarded with bisexuality and understanding it.

#68 to #67 - infernis (09/27/2015) [-]

You'd think a community that prides itself as being tolerant towards any sexual orientation wouldn't be so retarded to tell bisexual people that they just "can't decide", especially when many of the people in that community have experience with their sexuality not being taken seriously.

I'm probably not alone when I say that I wouldn't associate with them, even if I liked dick.

#70 to #68 - ricobendimez (09/27/2015) [-]

I don't associate myself with them because a lot of them are ******* stupid. I have a boyfriend. I plan on holding onto my boyfriend as long as I can so I don't have to go back to that putrid vat of conceit.

#75 to #70 - theasexualgamer ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

I've gotten told I "can't decide" or that I'm just "scared" because I don't like either.

#76 to #75 - ricobendimez (09/27/2015) [-]

yep and its ******* stupid

#77 to #76 - theasexualgamer ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]

I don't understand that a community that supposed to be accepting throws people under the bus.

#61 to #51 - Johnsfer (09/27/2015) [-]

just say bisexual lmao, if someone ever told me they were pansexual, I'd probably laugh straight to their face.

#89 to #51 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]

id identify as pan if it wasnt for FJs "your sexuality doesnt exist"
bi is attracted to male and female
pan is attracted regardless of gender
as in gender spectrum
male female androgynous

#106 to #89 - bornintheeighties (09/28/2015) [-]

Yeah I just got a taste of that ignorance. Unfortunately I get it pretty much everywhere to a point it's just easier to say I'm bi.

The community is close minded and ignorant. Either I say I'm bi and get shade or say I'm pan and get told I'm trying to be a special snowflake or that I'm just using a made up term *shrug* I had the hope it was just here that it happened but the ignorance seems to be widespread.

#112 to #106 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]

ah it happens

#79 to #51 - somuchfreedom (09/28/2015) [-]

thats not a real thing so probably the same thing as bi's

#105 to #79 - bornintheeighties (09/28/2015) [-]

"Not a real thing"?

Well, thank you so much for the erasure.

#107 to #105 - somuchfreedom (09/28/2015) [-]

dicks, pussies, or both. gay, straight, bi. There is no room and no need for anything else

#108 to #107 - bornintheeighties (09/28/2015) [-]

According to that logic Assexuals are what, unicorns?

Anyway, I'm not here to change anyone's beliefs, if that's how it works for you, rock on.

#53 to #51 - vigilum ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

Just say you're bi
It doesn't really make any difference unless you're discussing sexualities

#99 to #53 - animationhac (09/28/2015) [-]

However it does. Being in the Gay Community, theres a lot of asshats who believe its impossible to be bi. You either like one thing or you're just confused. A lot of lesbians don't like girls who have had dick before or like dick. I am not sure how it is for men but for women being bi sucks because chances are that lesbians and gays will judge you.

#104 to #99 - vigilum ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]

I meant between pan and bi, not denying that there's a lot of ******** aimed towards bi.

#1 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

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that one anon who wanted a mention fruhest noxxx homosexualpirate analogue mgsexplain fireheartt fireheartt electrozz

#12 to #1 - classydancingrobot ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

Where is ma mention, honneybu

#14 to #1 - goobyman (09/27/2015) [-]

I love you in a completely non homoerotic way

#15 to #14 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

you can like me in a homo if you want
i dont mind

#16 to #15 - goobyman (09/27/2015) [-]

but i am not a homo (this homo is not erectus)

#17 to #16 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

everyones a bit homo

#18 to #17 - goobyman (09/27/2015) [-]

if you can count in my girlfriend wanting to do me in the ass with a strapon, then yes i suppose

#19 to #18 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

nothing gay about enjoying anal

#20 to #19 - goobyman (09/27/2015) [-]

but what about this

#44 to #20 - homosexualpirate (09/27/2015) [-]

What the s this from? I see it everywhere.

#46 to #44 - gandr (09/27/2015) [-]

You need to login to view this link (UpdatedFebruary3rd_2014)

Its a gay comic using furry characters. The furry characters are a turn off but the stories are so damn hot. That is Marty he loses a video game bet has to cross dress then he ends up sucking off both his friends.

I know from a guy that told me ya ill roll with that.

#57 to #46 - homosexualpirate (09/27/2015) [-]

That's actually know had cute.... And I'm not even a furry

#48 to #46 - goobyman (09/27/2015) [-]

I think your name shouldn't be gandr but grindr :^)

#59 to #48 - gandr (09/27/2015) [-]

Ya =)

#21 to #20 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

lil homo
i prefer kinsey scale

#62 to #21 - chemicalvocalist (09/27/2015) [-]

Got a 3, pretty much what I thought.

#55 to #21 - vigilum ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

No matter how many times I take that I get an X
which means failed

#22 to #21 - goobyman (09/27/2015) [-]

lol 0

#23 to #22 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

everyones atleast 1

#37 to #23 - egosumproxi ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

I think I'm a 2, but since I'm lazy and guys are easier I've had far more homo "incidents" than hetero.

#24 to #23 - Einsty (09/27/2015) [-]

Best I can do is 0.7

#33 to #1 - sirtechnoviking (09/27/2015) [-]

mention me homo-senpai

#41 to #1 - homosexualpirate (09/27/2015) [-]

The fact I can see you soon enough for you and your friends are like that I have a great way of saying it would mean so so happy to see my tweets and you have a great way of saying it.

#42 to #41 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

its 2 am
and i dont know if english died or my eyes

#43 to #42 - homosexualpirate (09/27/2015) [-]

I'm on an iPad and on the keyboard there is a suggested word thing so I just kept pressing it until I came up with something somewhat similar to a sentence.

#45 to #43 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

#64 to #1 - redbrutal ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

Add me to the mentions list, these stories are fascinating

#65 - infernis (09/27/2015) [-]

>in the LGBT community its kind of shunned to be bisexual gays wont touch you because ew girls and lesbians wont go near you because scum lord

Sounds like that community is full of faggots.

#3 - titsfortots (09/27/2015) [-]

So wait. Let me get this. It's okay to be gay, but being bisexual is a no-no? Humans never fail to be hypocrites.

#47 to #3 - gandr (09/27/2015) [-]

It goes like this, alot of gay men have been burned by Bi sexual men. It just seems you often get left for some girl. So after a bad experience or two. You just kinda shy away from relationships and just when you hear they are bi you mark them in your head as a **** buddy and not someone to chase after for a long term relationship.

#10 to #3 - anon (09/27/2015) [-]

Something about the bi stereotype is that they will always end a gay relationship and end up with a woman to get kids, and that they are cheating assholes.

Also, if a gay can't completely satisfy the other guy with the gay, he'll probs feel bad if the other guy has to whack to st8 pornz from time to time.

#54 to #3 - nyxeos (09/27/2015) [-]

As a bisexual chick, it's a problem with lesbians too, for essentially the same reasons. They don't like knowing you might end up with a man after them, think you'll cheat, etc. To me it just sounds like a lot of insecurities.
Lesbians talking about bisexuals:

And gays talking about bisexuals:

#4 to #3 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

most gay guys just dont prefer bi sexuals
they see it as "spying"
i dont know why

#5 to #4 - titsfortots (09/27/2015) [-]

Ah okay, so it's more about preferring full-on gay guys than resenting bisexuals or what?

#6 to #5 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

i dont care what sexuality you are
as long as you are ok with 30 mins of humping and drinking
its just most homos hate the thought of knowing a dick thats in them also has been in a female

#35 to #6 - egosumproxi ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

Only 30 minutes of humping?...

#36 to #35 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

from there we can
a) continue
b) do something else

#31 - highkingtorygg (09/27/2015) [-]

"this is why I **** guys"
******* sides in space
awkwardness level increased by 40

#11 - anon (09/27/2015) [-]

Can someone explain to me the lime joke?

#25 to #11 - Einsty (09/27/2015) [-]

Everybody keeps ordering coctails with limes at OP's bar.
OP has to slice a lot of limes.
Injuries did occur.

Also, one time, some guy stuffed his pants with the limes.

******* limes man.

#56 - ablakguy (09/27/2015) [-]

#32 - shadowrated (09/27/2015) [-]

gaybars are sweet

#29 - sylberleaf (09/27/2015) [-]

Sooo... you **** guys, because a random girl won't **** you after you were nice to her?

It seems to me you just like balls in your mouth ain't nothing wrong with that, but it doesn't hurt to be honest to all of us

#30 to #29 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

i also dont like vaginas

#39 to #30 - anon (09/27/2015) [-]

So you're not bisexual, just gay.
Why would you even go home with a woman and ask her if she'll **** you?

Either I'm really misunderstanding or you're just a cunt.

#40 to #39 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]

i like girls
i just dont prefer vaginas

#2 - spooooce (09/27/2015) [-]

Oh God yes, keep these coming my way.

#71 - coolios (09/27/2015) [-]

nothing like sitting down after a long day of work with a mug of tea to read about homo

#73 - backupclover (09/27/2015) [-]

These kinds of stories make homosexuals sound ******* disgusting.

#82 to #73 - usarmyexplain (09/28/2015) [-]

They are people, no better or worse than anyone else based on what they do with their genitals

#50 - anon (09/27/2015) [-]

I'm sorry if this is rude but I'm just really curious.

How can a guy "blow you" since in one of your earlier posts you said you were a trans man (i.e girl who wants to be a man) and that the penis surgery is illegal in your country?

I really have no desire to offend I just love your stories and would like to make more sense of them

Please keep them coming! x

#86 to #50 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]

prosthetic penis

#94 to #86 - akirafudo (09/28/2015) [-]

**akirafudo used "*roll picture*"**
**akirafudo rolled image**so you are a girl, that like to get ****** in the ass, why in the world would you get through all of those procedures an treatments if all you want is to get ****** in the ass?

you want to **** girls with a plastic penis? no reason for surgery also, like most of them already do, so...

why

its like me liking girls chop off my dick so i can rub my mutilated usedtobeapenishole in another vagina.

nonsense
really like your stories tho

#110 to #94 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]

im a top
im not a girl
im a trans man
its more than just sexuality
and im not getting the dick surgery because it doesnt ******* work
transgender is more than just what you can stick in other people
its about looking at yourself and being happy with the new beard and flat chest
its about going about your daily life as a new man
its about being who you are
we cant "untrans" ourselves

#113 to #110 - akirafudo (09/29/2015) [-]

well i kida get it now, is not about sex pleasure but more a who do you want to look in a mirror kind of thing?

#114 to #113 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]

kind of yeah
i mean it would be great to have a dick 24/7 but that isnt what being a man is about right

#115 to #114 - akirafudo (09/29/2015) [-]

for me it is, it never gets old i can tell you that, also **** girls with my dick its always a plus, so i cant imagine my life getting dick or putting my dick in another dick person

#116 to #115 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]

the plus about being pre op with a prosthetic is i can say go **** yourself to my partner and flick my dick at them
which always gets a laugh

#117 to #116 - akirafudo (09/29/2015) [-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyihQtBes1I

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#102 - nagafever (09/28/2015) [-]

**nagafever used "*roll picture*"**
**nagafever rolled image** no wonder you faggots are associated with aids more than niglets in nigtopia

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#97 - bleachtaire (09/28/2015) [-]

look at that ******* wall of text
oh hell no, tl;dr

#96 - IamPinhead (09/28/2015) [-]

Wait
You have the penis already?

#80 - usarmyexplain (09/28/2015) [-]

You would think the different types of gays would know not to discriminate against each other

#78 - dancingdoggy (09/28/2015) [-]

How can the LGBT community frown upon bi people?
Lesbian/Gay/BISEXUAL/Trans

It's in the title.

#81 to #78 - usarmyexplain (09/28/2015) [-]

It's really not, they discriminate and shun people just as much as any other orientation. But they are worse about it, because they have told themselves that they are special.

If you want to go bi, or even go strait, they will oversize you. You face being banned from your favorite places and shunned by your friends if you date or get romantic outside your own sex. Some homosexuals have already lost their families to the stigma of gay offspring, all they have are their friends for a support network, so facing losing that is a horrible thought.

#84 to #81 - dancingdoggy (09/28/2015) [-]

Well yea, I'm aware that they disciminate against people just like anyone else.
Just, LGBT has the word "Bisexual" in the title.
So if being Bi is so bad, they need to change their title to LGT.