tales from a gaybar 11 much homo

evilanakie

ive been busy the past few days with LGBT support groups and youth panels repping my trans brothers
so heres more homo
ill also in the comments post a pic of the glory hole (the albums been removed though)

sitting on toilet
hand pops through with a 50$ and a condom
buckle my pants and leave
**** that

chatting to guy
he ends up giving me head
hung over next day
go to the cafe
he is serving the coffee
instead of a name on my cup its his phone number
thats not how you spell anakie you ******

watching guy order all these fancy drinks
he takes a sip realizes he doesnt like it gives it to his date and then orders another
jokingly ask if he has ever tried a moscow mule
he orders ones
******* up limes
he drinks 14 moscow mules that night
**** you guy

admiring guys tattoos
this big chest piece
wings connected to a realistic heart
b-but above the heart is the hammer and sickle
ohboy

dog comes into bar
all the whores stop twerking and start petting this dog
everyone just pets the dog
loves the dog
noone ****** the dog thankfully
i made sure no one ****** the dog

kid walks in
literally a child
comes into the bar and orders a beer
no
"comeon mayn"
no
kid flips a chair and gets picked up and pushed out the door

glass is broken on dance floor
mopping that **** up
kid bumps me
step in glass
goes through shoe
great now i have aids or some ****
cut gets incredibly infected
no aids
no STDs
cousin comes in
russian stronk type to see what im doing
"you dont need to work here you have moni"
i tell him to explore the bar
"will not into homo"
30 mins later
intos homo

DJing
bouncing about yeah yeah yeah
generic EDM trash
jump jump jump jump
one kid standing in the middle of the floor not dancing
i shout through the mic "i want to see everybody moving"
kids not moving
oh no
kid was frozen stiff on drugs
we carry him out to the ambulance
dont do meth and ice at the same time
just dont do meth or ice

in the worker room
home away from home i swear
go to boil the kettle and sit on the couch
watching freeview television while the kettle rumbles
the faint noise of the bar
the chatting
the music
the sex
gone
alone in this room its like heaven
just this silent little room all by my own maybe one or two other dancers but they are here in silence as well
the gentle ripping of the sugar packet
the clinking of spoon on cup
silently sipping away
the low gurgle of the fridge
rinsing my "i saw your dad on grindr" cup
going back out to the bar
wave of noise and lights
and more ******* in the vents

go into bathroom
gun on floor
pick up gun with toilet paper and take it to boss
report it
police come next day to do a bust on us
no drugs or guns found
still local newspaper jumps on the story about the debauchery in the bar
**** off

i caught a guy putting small shards of metal along the lip of the glory hole

mentions in the thingy
pictures in the thingy
thingy in the thingy
200+ for more homo

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#12 - thejudgingmoose (09/25/2015) [-]

Metal shards in the glory hole. Gun in the bathroom to frame the bar.

The ******* limes.

Jesus Christ you deal with psychopaths on a daily basis.

#71 to #12 - oranyonereally (09/26/2015) [-]

psychopaths
gay bar

duh

#60 to #12 - needsauceadmisblan (09/25/2015) [-]

its a gay bar in the australian bible belt man.
id say its not all that bad. no ones trying to kill them.

#65 to #60 - thejudgingmoose (09/25/2015) [-]

Give us some attempted/successful killings or assaults, evilanakie.

Picture...semi-related?

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#73 to #65 - needsauceadmisblan (09/26/2015) [-]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_violence_against_LGBT_people_in_the_United_States#2010.E2.80.93present wellt this is a huge ass list
oh and there was also this but its beleived to have been done by a gay guy so its a gay on gay hate crime. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UpStairs_Lounge_arson_attack

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#1 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/25/2015) [-]

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if you see the bigger list post it and ill add it
you know subscriptions work right

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#11 to #1 - fireheartt (09/25/2015) [-]

ayy boss, let me get a mention

#14 to #1 - electrozz (09/25/2015) [-]

Guys are weird. Tell me more

#18 to #14 - fresighto (09/25/2015) [-]

Would you say that they're.....queer?
heh

#22 to #1 - lunathenightmare (09/25/2015) [-]

mention pls?

#45 to #1 - elseano (09/25/2015) [-]

Yo give me a mention

#59 to #1 - iamthelaww (09/25/2015) [-]

just **** me up

#62 to #1 - megaflak (09/25/2015) [-]

lemme get a mention boss

#68 to #1 - lizardonfire (09/26/2015) [-]

Hmm... I should go to a gay bar someday. Also mention pls

#75 to #1 - anonaponomous (09/26/2015) [-]

mention me please!

#87 to #1 - dafunkad (09/26/2015) [-]

ayy

#90 to #1 - ocampo (09/26/2015) [-]

Can I get a mention?

#89 to #1 - oculusmortis (09/26/2015) [-]

give me a mention man

pic ******* related

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#2 to #1 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/25/2015) [-]

one side

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#13 to #2 - zombieloan (09/25/2015) [-]

**zombieloan used "*roll picture*"**
**zombieloan rolled image** its just a never ending abyss

#15 to #13 - alapazama (09/25/2015) [-]

that roll though

#16 to #13 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/25/2015) [-]

never been so relevant

#19 to #16 - zombieloan (09/25/2015) [-]

I always pictured glory holes as more well rounded. Like, a small cut out hole in the fence or something

#20 to #19 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/25/2015) [-]

it is but you need tape and padding or you know
splinter dick

#21 to #20 - zombieloan (09/25/2015) [-]

Yeah. It just looks like somebody just aggressively dickpunched a massive hole in the wall.

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#3 to #2 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/25/2015) [-]

peekaboo

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#40 - gojoe (09/25/2015) [-]

i made sure no one ****** the dog
You are the hero Gotham needs.

#86 to #40 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/26/2015) [-]

your text reminds me of lime

#100 to #86 - gojoe (09/26/2015) [-]

I would go gay for lime

#94 to #86 - jokexplain (09/26/2015) [-]

If you need fresh squeezed limes for a cocktail, get yourself a wooden mallet, put the limes in a bowl, and smack em

cathartic and efficient

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#44 - gandr (09/25/2015) [-]

I was at a "Guys Club" in Atlanta
Sexy asian twink walks in and passes in the back room on a bed.
Two Large leather daddies follow.
I follow to ensure no rapy on passed out kid.
Get back there they had door closed and are standing outside it talking.
Realize twink is safe leave to get dick sucked.
Found out later he comes in all the time and has a rape fetish, but some on always blocks door, so it never happens.
Faith in my fellow homos restored.

#47 to #44 - heartlessrobot (09/25/2015) [-]

Nothing wrong with having a rape fetish if you're the one bent over the dumpster in a dark alley.

#48 to #47 - gandr (09/25/2015) [-]

ya but you got to let others know your role playing and you want a hot cosby in the back of a club. We all thought he over did some drugs and passed out.

#49 to #48 - heartlessrobot (09/25/2015) [-]

Wear a t-shirt that says "Rape me if you're clean" on the back of it.

#50 to #49 - gandr (09/25/2015) [-]

you sound like a fun person!

#51 to #50 - heartlessrobot (09/25/2015) [-]

I'd be more fun if I were single.

#52 to #51 - gandr (09/25/2015) [-]

he is a lucky guy you seem awesome

#53 to #52 - heartlessrobot (09/25/2015) [-]

Actually, a girl.
I do act really gay so it's understandable to think I am.

#55 to #53 - gandr (09/25/2015) [-]

I used to kinda be Bi also but as my hormones did down it kind of turned out i was just gay, but very horny

#57 to #55 - heartlessrobot (09/25/2015) [-]

Eh, I don't know what my hormones will do, I'm only 19.

#58 to #57 - gandr (09/25/2015) [-]

you got a long time, men reach their sexual peak in their late teens and early 20s, while women reach theirs in their late 30s or early 40s. I am only 25 and its dropped off a good bit, but you got another 20 years to go so have fun bonking your heart out!

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#61 to #58 - heartlessrobot (09/25/2015) [-]

Hokei

#56 to #55 - gandr (09/25/2015) [-]

Died down*

#77 to #44 - destismad (09/26/2015) [-]

Wait wait wait, being raped is being forced to have sex when you don't want to. He has a rape fetish, and acts in attempt to get someone to "rape" him, meaning he literally wants it to happen, which is the opposite of rape.
What the **** ?

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#9 - greatsofa (09/25/2015) [-]

MRW new homo stories

These are my favourite thing on this site for a long while

#10 to #9 - zombieloan (09/25/2015) [-]

**zombieloan used "*roll picture*"**
**zombieloan rolled image** cant tell if "Yaasssss" for homo stories or just "my ass open at 6 am"

#24 to #10 - egosumproxi ONLINE (09/25/2015) [-]

Yass is a place in Australia. It is a sign meaning to say the McDonald's in Yass opens at 6am...

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#17 - hypex (09/25/2015) [-]

pls dont stop anakie <3

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#43 - jerrythefruit (09/25/2015) [-]

U want some o these

#41 - gohex ONLINE (09/25/2015) [-]

pretty sure this is fiction

but it's good fiction so keep it up

cheers evilanakie <3

#42 to #41 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/25/2015) [-]

all true m8

#66 - boxdweller (09/25/2015) [-]

>i caught a guy putting small shards of metal along the lip of the glory hole
You saved a man's life.

#25 - GShock (09/25/2015) [-]

Seriously, how big are these vents that you're finding people hiding/ ******* /jerking off? Are they near the ground or the ceiling?

#26 to #25 - GShock (09/25/2015) [-]

And how the hell do they get in?

#27 to #25 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/25/2015) [-]

they are at knee level

#79 - winners (09/26/2015) [-]

what kind of gay bar do u work at jebus! the only crazy thing that happened to me at one was i got roofied but my friend was there to make me not go home with some old dude

#91 - megapepsifreak (09/26/2015) [-]

were's the pic of the glory hole?

#46 - megapepsifreak (09/25/2015) [-]

legitimately the only posts that make me laugh on the site

keep up the 10/10 work yo

#36 - catkyte (09/25/2015) [-]

**** those limes man. never stop.

#63 - bemmo (09/25/2015) [-]

"no drugs or guns found
still local newspaper jumps on the story about the debauchery in the bar
**** off"

I mean, from what you've told us debauchery is not exactly far from the truth.

#96 - abyssinion ONLINE (09/26/2015) [-]

Your homo made a horrible night much better.

Please continue with the homo, and the enjoyable way you tell your homo stories.

"will not into homo"
30 mins later
intos homo

I think I hurt myself reading that part.