tales from a gay bar steven

evilanakie

cant be ****** writting up a dick-tionary just ask me if youre confused maybe in future updates i dont know
gay bar
i told some of the boys at work about this and they have told me some stuff

so apparently a guy in the red room was having a bit of fun
the dildo had slipped out of his grasp and lodged itself in his ass
he had to go to hospital to have it removed 17 inches up inside him

twerking competition
the prize is some little plastic trophy
guys violently twerking
white pants + ass vibrating = brown pants
no one won that night

go to supply cupboard
guy ******* the mop
leave supply cupboard

watching red room camera one night
man on his belly having thin shavings of skin taken off by leatherman
what the ****
leather man is eating it
i mean im even grossed out when i see people chew and bite nails
leave the camera alone

watching redroom camera
bukkakke happening
oh ok this is going to be a hose job
leave to grab a drink
have to walk past red room
hear "OW MY ******* EYE"
laugh and spill a bit of what ever i was chugging that night

drinking at the bar
guy comes up starts hitting on me
no honey
he starts going on about how trans men are so hot
"they have the personalities of guys so they are cool to hang out with"
thats nice
"but they squeal when i ram their little cunts"
thats not nice
leave to the cam room

having laze in the cigar lounge
realize im smoking casually while not five feet away there is a **** train going on
have internal crisis about how every other day im a student and just another kid
but during the night ive found myself watching this ****
leave cigar lounge

so one of the boys was dancing around on stage
a customer rips his underwear off
not his shorts the shorts are fine
just some how magically removes his underwear
find the customer huffing the underwear which is now covered in poppers

police come in on a call of substance abuse
yeah alright have a bit of browse if you want you arent going to find any of the employees high
they walk onto the floor
im sitting back watching this hell unfold
the drunk gays see enough leathermen to become desensitized to uniforms
they start hitting on the cops
one is trying to unbuckle the cops belt
cop is snapped under the effects of poppers and dance lights
find the officer having his cock sucked in the mens room pinging on various drugs
good one

100+ more homo
mentions in comments
links will be there as well
<3

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Submitted:	09/21/2015

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#11 - samoaspider (09/21/2015) [-]

guise, I'm not quite sure yet but I think OP is homosexual

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#40 to #11 - agreatusername (09/21/2015) [-]

I mean, he is OP...

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#12 to #11 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]

ive been caught

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#34 to #12 - homosexualpirate (09/21/2015) [-]

I dunno your profile pic says strictly hetero to me

#38 to #12 - godofcorndog (09/21/2015) [-]

OP I summon you. The **** are poppers?

#48 to #38 - frutus ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

Not OP, not gay, but poppers are something you can inhale and it gets you high. It's also supposed to loosen your butthole.

#77 to #12 - jiltist (09/23/2015) [-]

How do you feel about traps? Do they make you feel?

#78 to #77 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-]

2d yes
3d no

#79 to #78 - jiltist (09/23/2015) [-]

4d? What about 4d traps?

#80 to #79 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-]

no
1d ye

#81 to #80 - jiltist (09/23/2015) [-]

How large are the things that you put up your bum?

This big?

#82 to #81 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-]

im a top

#83 to #82 - jiltist (09/23/2015) [-]

And you ride 2Ls?

#84 to #82 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]

Odd question, no need to answer if you don't care to.
I know you're a transman, but I've heard of how complicated and difficult the procedures are. Is it common to transition, or use some form of facsimile?

#85 to #84 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/24/2015) [-]

well bottom surgery (the dick) is illegal
the chest surgery is hard to get
its near impossible to get testosterone with out having a medicare list as male
but you cant have a medicare male if you havent had surgery
****

#86 to #85 - armwulf (09/24/2015) [-]

I'm really sorry to hear that, I didn't realize it was that way in Australia.
Thank you for answering though.

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#7 - megapepsifreak (09/21/2015) [-]

>goes to place
>weird gay ****
>leaves place

short, sweet and my favorite ones

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#9 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]

someone asked what the chair looks like
i only have the webcam mounted in my computer

#73 to #9 - dirtyjustice (09/22/2015) [-]

Is that the infamous vibrating but non vibrating model chair you picked up?

#74 to #73 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

yes

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#4 - hypex (09/21/2015) [-]

these are hilarious

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#2 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]

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#43 to #2 - princessheather (09/21/2015) [-]

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mention pls

#14 to #2 - ironsoul (09/21/2015) [-]

I require more. Mention please

#16 to #2 - comicironic (09/21/2015) [-]

Can I get mentioned? Your storytelling is funny as hell.

#26 to #2 - shadovfox ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]

can i get a mention? and one more thing, can you put up the word list you had on some? not native english speaker, and some of the words you use confuse me ( not normal english, but poppers and working bees are the one i have yet to figure out) else love the content

#33 to #2 - khaoticonefear (09/21/2015) [-]

could i also get a mention good sir?

#36 to #2 - gohex ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]

add me pleaseeeeee

#55 to #2 - ivanfreak (09/22/2015) [-]

if not too late, can I get a mention for next one?

#57 to #2 - casualtyivvii (09/22/2015) [-]

Mention please.

#61 to #2 - aadenoto (09/22/2015) [-]

I'd like a mention!

#62 to #61 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

youre lucky i was just about to finish up writting another

#63 to #62 - aadenoto (09/22/2015) [-]

Yessss

#67 to #2 - karpalarp (09/22/2015) [-]

mention please

#68 to #67 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

no 8 just came out
check the page

#6 to #2 - megapepsifreak (09/21/2015) [-]

can i get a mention please?

#8 to #6 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]

yeah alright

#31 to #8 - insaneguy (09/21/2015) [-]

ooh, me too pls.

#42 to #8 - megakille (09/21/2015) [-]

mention for me too please

#17 to #8 - mokirak (09/21/2015) [-]

plz mention

#15 to #2 - macross (09/21/2015) [-]

could you post pics of the bar? i wanna see what the red room looks like, and put me on the list plz.

#5 to #2 - ragingcajun (09/21/2015) [-]

Honey, please give me more homo. <3 I'll get on my knees and ask real nice for it.

#41 to #2 - therealgambit (09/21/2015) [-]

Add me to the mentions list please

#37 to #2 - nerdreaper (09/21/2015) [-]

Whats the name of the bar?

#54 to #2 - kangaroorat (09/22/2015) [-]

Baby.
Pls.

#35 to #2 - homosexualpirate (09/21/2015) [-]

Mention plz

#53 to #2 - mechanicexplain (09/22/2015) [-]

This ****** incredible. Mention pls.

#32 to #2 - froot (09/21/2015) [-]

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mention !

#49 to #2 - bohemianblasphemy (09/22/2015) [-]

I want a mention

#10 to #2 - EaTroFKITTENS (09/21/2015) [-]

☺

#47 to #2 - fresighto (09/22/2015) [-]

Ping me gaybro.
Ping me hard.

#3 to #2 - loltrosity (09/21/2015) [-]

yaaaaaaaaay more homo

#1 - vexigen (09/21/2015) [-]

These are always good. More please.

#52 - mechanicexplain (09/22/2015) [-]

>guy ******* the mop

He's gonna die of everything, isn't he?

#65 to #52 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

At least twice

#27 - cupotruth (09/21/2015) [-]

The ******* cop, oh god that one is my new favorite.

Plz never stop the homo, I might die from gay withdrawal.

#30 - thunderchild (09/21/2015) [-]

I'm gay, but I've never been to a gay bar or club, ithe sounds risky Ifor you don't know what your doing any tips?
I'm 6'2, and bearish, if that matters