tales from a gay bar GONE SEXUAL

evilanakie

lot of you fags want more kinky ****
**** you i only say what happens
sorry gay bar life isnt so fabulous

is this **** content? i mean its describing pretty lewd **** man...
also dedicating this first story to tarabostes for being a **** cunt

be after school its hot and muggy go to my bosses house
he is chilling out in the lounge
i flick my bag down on the couch and grab my work clothes
be washing off in the bosses shower
turn around
****** boss no
he walks in with his cock out
"yo what the **** no"
******* huge thing
im turned on i shouldnt be but i am
he takes off his pants
he starts touching my manly bits
i push him back, he has a boyfriend i shouldnt
starts toying with me
**** it
so i touch his
mutual handjobs in the shower suck
he rubs his cock against me
feelsgoodmaing
he starts rubbing his cock against my ass
im drowning over here
rinse off
go to his room
suck his dick
he sucks mine
i bend him over the bed
i stick it in him
******* cums right away
"keep going"
alrighty then
you can tell he is in some kind of post orgasm torture
he is moaning like a bitch in heat
think japanese school girl porn level moaning
blow it inside him
he slams his head into the bed twitching
bruises his head
have dinner with him and his boyfriend
some frilly french chicken ********
tasted kinda bland
go to work
reflect on life choices the entire night

meet a guy at the bar
athletic build nice and tan some kind of spanish or italian
talking he says something about having a big cock
end up taking him up to the private rooms
take off his pants
7 inches... not hard at all... ****
start jerking him off
this thing keeps getting bigger
fully erect ok now what
measure that ****
put my arm next to it
from the tip of my finger to past the joint of my elbow
similar width
what the **** am i gonna do
suck the head a little
he grabs the back of my head
this ****** wants to play it like that huh
fine
take it
i feel it in my chest
cant ******* breath
he is really forcing that thing in there
so ******* turned on
stroking my tiny lil 5 incher
so ******* hot god damn
keep going
he is thrusting around like im some kind of toy
it hurts real bad
feel my nose push into his waist
am i actually taking this thing holy **** ive taken it its in me ive gone balls deep
look up proud yet spooked for my safety
he has his eyes closed
he opens his eyes
looks at me
pulls out
my throat is on fire
he rips the condom off and nuts on my shirt
****** dirtied a perfectly good shirt

be with a guy
he wants to get kinky
alrighty then
plys me into a threeway
get to the place
already a good 10 people there
um uh
alright **** it degenerate time
now ive heard that learning the drums is hard trying to keep the beat and use your hands and legs
but watching a guy try suck a guy off jerk two blokes off and take my, and some other strangers cock at once must be hard
the bald bottom guy with the really pervy mustache says "ok now nut on me"
the other guys do
the bald guy kind of crab scuttles his way to the bathroom
******* why

be at work
go to bathroom
hear singing
a guy in the glory hole stall is singing
this heavenly angelic cover of some gay classic
10/10
slip a 20 through the hole
he sticks his mouth to the hole
"no i dont want that i was digging your singing"
he continues to belt out this beautiful cover
leave bathroom feeling good instead of disgusted

goes to buy condoms in bulk
because work hands out free condoms to prevent yall dirty ******* catching the death
have about 30 boxes of diffrent sizes flavors ect
in line
guy behind me snickers
i turn around
its one of my teachers
deer in headlights.png
i pay for my condoms and leave
next day sitting in class
announcement for a mr (my name) to come to the office
teachers there had an anonymous tip that i was having sex
sit me down through a big ass powerpoint of stds
tell them why i needed the condoms
have to explain my job at the bar
that night
two older lady teachers try come into the bar to investigate
decide to have some fun
tell some worker bees to grind on them
they do
they convince the teachers to start drinking
teachers get hammered
im in full king drag yall cant tell who i am
dancing and doing my thing all night
no problems

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#11 - therichie ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]

guys, i'm not sure but i think op might be a fag

#44 to #11 - hardongo ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

#41 to #11 - mrwalkerfour ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

hes gay hes not a fag, faggot

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#20 to #11 - adamspacebar (01/04/2016) [-]

maybe not

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#5 - armwulf (01/04/2016) [-]

"Crab Scuttles to the bathroom"
Lost my **** at that

#18 - ryuggu (01/04/2016) [-]

I think that I should stop reading this.

#34 to #18 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

that is up to you
if you want i can create a "fluffy safe space bitch tent" for you

#3 - dierdred (01/04/2016) [-]

;p cant stick around long, gotta head to my recruiters

#4 to #3 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]

pm me on fb when you can
good luck bb

#2 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]

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#21 - hairybaboon (01/04/2016) [-]

when you nut in your boss, what are you nutting?

#33 to #21 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

when i cum i cum a kind of semi thick whiteish fluid like semen but not because well...
and the way the prosthetic sits when i was ******* my boss the fluid goes into the prosthetic, into him

#59 to #33 - iwina (01/05/2016) [-]

Sooo you have like clit orgasm?

#61 to #59 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

yes
i have a large clit which is great when you are having sex
terrible when you are wearing the prosthetic on the bus

#38 to #33 - Riukanojutsu (01/05/2016) [-]

prosthetics?
I think I missed one of your stories OP.

#39 to #38 - murphyslawtesties ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

the man is a woman-to-man transsexual

#40 to #39 - Riukanojutsu (01/05/2016) [-]

I see

#37 to #33 - akirafudo (01/05/2016) [-]

GIF

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5inch prosthetic? also where the cum came from is produced by you or recycled cum maybe sinthetic?

i still dont understand why a girl wants to be a gay man with a tiny dick tho

#47 to #37 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

1 i rather have a tiny dick than no dick
and because the surgery is dodgy as **** i use a prosthetic
and prosthetics flaccid size is its hard size
so 5'5 is pretty good
if i go for something like 7 or 8 it would buldge out of my pants 24/7

#96 to #47 - akirafudo (01/05/2016) [-]

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**akirafudo rolled image**well my dick is not a "grower" so i have to deal with a 8.3" dick on my pants 24/7 but since i'm straight i don't think i confront the same issues as you

#98 to #96 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

what do you mean because youre straight

#99 to #98 - akirafudo (01/05/2016) [-]

**akirafudo used "*roll picture*"**
**akirafudo rolled image**you are trans i'm straight, i don't know maybe in the gay environment a big bulge 24/7 can get some kind of harassment, but in my case people dont event ask, and just a few girls are kinda disappointed that it wont grow up more that it already is, so that... i'm not trying to be offensive to you, so my apologies if i upset you

#100 to #99 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

well do you parade a cock outline everywhere you go
do you feel shame about your dick being millimeters away from being exposed

#101 to #100 - akirafudo (01/05/2016) [-]

never considered that way, and i like my cock outline, like a girl with big boobs i think

#102 to #101 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

its creepy as **** when you see the perfect outline of a cock through someones pants
that and think of the children
kids dont wanna see ya dick outline

#103 to #102 - akirafudo (01/05/2016) [-]

that would imply that i wear strecth or thight pants, wich i don't and at the same time cameltoes and stiff nipples -no bra- are very common so there is that, is not like i have a cock print on display or anything

#104 to #103 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

i get the cock print when i wear normal pants
and im only 5'5

#105 to #104 - akirafudo (01/05/2016) [-]

well i'm not in the states but in south america and you are in kangaroo land so maybe normal pants does not mean the same, but i think i understand

#106 to #105 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

like jeans, or chinos

#107 to #106 - akirafudo (01/05/2016) [-]

i mean the "cut" of them the shape and how they fit on you, my country is Ecuador, if you look it up we are the south american country with the most big dicks in average across the american continent, so the pants have a loose crotch, even in jeans and chinos, the bulge is produced by my boxer trousers but not "vacuum sealed" in my pants

#108 to #107 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

most aus mens pants have dick room sewn into it
problem is it just is the modern day cod piece for announcing your penis is here

#109 to #108 - akirafudo (01/05/2016) [-]

see, thta's not "normal"

#110 to #109 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

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normal is this
thing is if you have a dick and ballsthat sits forward instead of under the legs
ya ******

#111 to #110 - akirafudo (01/05/2016) [-]

i see, and thats what i meant, that cut will never be sold here unless the crotch is rommier, i always move my junk forward since the last time i seated on my balls

#97 to #96 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

what do you mean because youre straight

#1 - vexigen (01/04/2016) [-]

Thank you for posting these stories. Please keep it up.

#46 - gisle (01/05/2016) [-]

Did you say "gone sexual"?

#50 to #46 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

gay bar pranks GONE SEXUAL
gay GONE SEXUAL
homosexual interactions GONE SEXUAL

#24 - icewizardftw (01/05/2016) [-]

For anyone who thinks this is too much, if you can't take the gay stay out the bar.

#42 - randomuploads (01/05/2016) [-]

Wait.. how old are you? Unless you're like 12 or something, what the ever ******* **** are teachers(!) doing meddling in your business?! I'd be ******* threat level pissed, how the **** dare they barge into private matters like that, none of your goddamn business what I'm planning to do with these condoms! Who the **** do they think they are.

#49 to #42 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

they used to suspend people for having sex
like thanks now i can take more time off school to have sex

#51 to #49 - randomuploads (01/05/2016) [-]

That's ******* bizarre man. Where I live teacher tries something like that it would be taken as a grave invasion of privacy, and he or she probably won't teach ever again.

And rightfully so, schools shouldn't be doing the parent's job.

#52 to #51 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

yeah... but i go to a school where the teachers send dick pics
so :/

#53 to #52 - randomuploads (01/05/2016) [-]

I had some hawt female teachers in highschool. Wouldn't have minded pictures of their genitalia to be honest.

#54 to #53 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

it isnt ok
seeing that teacher every day
and then remembering seeing those pics
ech

#55 to #54 - randomuploads (01/05/2016) [-]

So you're at a school where older men you don't find attractive at all send out dick-pics to their students. Dude I don't know what you've been told, but why isn't anything being done about this?

#56 to #55 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

no the teacher sent pics just to me... which is worse

#57 to #56 - randomuploads (01/05/2016) [-]

Tell him to stop and if he doesn't you could take the pictures to the cops?

#58 to #57 - evilanakie [OP]ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]

ive told him to stop
but i dont want to get involved with him anymore
its bad enough i have to see him out of school at pride and at various homo events
i dont need to see him in court