tales from a gay bar 25
hows christmas guys
walk into bathroom
taking piss
hearing moans come from one of the stalls
i aint cleaning that **** up
suddenly see a head peak over the bathroom stall
???
guy was standing on the toilet jerking off
he was looking at people take a piss
leave bathroom
dancing around on floor A
guy comes up
hold hands as we dance
he starts sweating really bad
this guy is beta as ****
decide to **** with him a bit
ply him full of moscow mules
send him off to the hookup zone
find him getting his ass destroyed out the back
good for him
be at under21 club
(club for people under 21)
dancing with guy
his kinda cute
ask him his age
17
im 18 so thats legal
do the dew
next day
he adds me on facebook
birthdate 1999 december
i accidentally a 15 year old
hello dateline NBC
im already sitting down
he said he was 17
all the sets images on the TVs are powerpoints
be dj
be weeb trash
make generic set of normie unce unce music
put anime in background
ironic ****** 90s anime
(vid in comments)
friend from work asks me if i wanted to go see starwars with him
ok
he picks me up we go see movie, hit the arcade go get dinner and head out to the star mound (big ass mound of grass to watch stars)
talk for a few hours he takes me back home and as i get ready for bed i realize i just went on a date
i have no romantic interest in this guy
****
walk into bathroom
gun in the toilet
go inside the stall
lock door
jump over the stall wall
tell security
go back to toilet
jump stall
wrong stall
lock eyes with a really horny twink and his lover
whoops
jump correct stall and unlock to get the secs to bag it and file it to the cops
tumblr cunt walks in bar
sits down orders a moscow mule
+1 for hating this faggot
Ze grabs a hand full of bar chips
"excuse me are these gluten free"
no
"can i get some gluten free chips please"
we dont stock those
ze puts their handful back into the bowl
have to throw out entire plate
be upstairs
the lounge is dark and hides **** easy
squint and see in the darkness
all over the couches
people blowing load after load into a hat
um ok... at least its contained
nooo
guy comes a long
puts on the hat
noooo
big bull dyke comes into the bar
starts hitting on kid
no
doesnt understand no
no
pushes kid in the chest
kid goes to walk away
punches kid in the neck
jesus ******* christ
calls ambulance and gets security to check the kid
******* ham planet dyke bolts for exit
too late bitch we got you on cam
ambulance arrives
kids a quadriplegic now
be in the lounge
having a sexy time with a big bear
muscle chubby hairy delicious
laying on my back he pushes his weight into me
cant breath
he is grinding all over me
so ******* hot
but hurts this guy is too big
******* him
he cums
drops onto me
ach too heavy
next day
shower
huge bruise on my hip
this tale comp would be longer, but ive ran out of beer and i require that
walk into bathroom
taking piss
hearing moans come from one of the stalls
i aint cleaning that **** up
suddenly see a head peak over the bathroom stall
???
guy was standing on the toilet jerking off
he was looking at people take a piss
leave bathroom
dancing around on floor A
guy comes up
hold hands as we dance
he starts sweating really bad
this guy is beta as ****
decide to **** with him a bit
ply him full of moscow mules
send him off to the hookup zone
find him getting his ass destroyed out the back
good for him
be at under21 club
(club for people under 21)
dancing with guy
his kinda cute
ask him his age
17
im 18 so thats legal
do the dew
next day
he adds me on facebook
birthdate 1999 december
i accidentally a 15 year old
hello dateline NBC
im already sitting down
he said he was 17
all the sets images on the TVs are powerpoints
be dj
be weeb trash
make generic set of normie unce unce music
put anime in background
ironic ****** 90s anime
(vid in comments)
friend from work asks me if i wanted to go see starwars with him
ok
he picks me up we go see movie, hit the arcade go get dinner and head out to the star mound (big ass mound of grass to watch stars)
talk for a few hours he takes me back home and as i get ready for bed i realize i just went on a date
i have no romantic interest in this guy
****
walk into bathroom
gun in the toilet
go inside the stall
lock door
jump over the stall wall
tell security
go back to toilet
jump stall
wrong stall
lock eyes with a really horny twink and his lover
whoops
jump correct stall and unlock to get the secs to bag it and file it to the cops
tumblr cunt walks in bar
sits down orders a moscow mule
+1 for hating this faggot
Ze grabs a hand full of bar chips
"excuse me are these gluten free"
no
"can i get some gluten free chips please"
we dont stock those
ze puts their handful back into the bowl
have to throw out entire plate
be upstairs
the lounge is dark and hides **** easy
squint and see in the darkness
all over the couches
people blowing load after load into a hat
um ok... at least its contained
nooo
guy comes a long
puts on the hat
noooo
big bull dyke comes into the bar
starts hitting on kid
no
doesnt understand no
no
pushes kid in the chest
kid goes to walk away
punches kid in the neck
jesus ******* christ
calls ambulance and gets security to check the kid
******* ham planet dyke bolts for exit
too late bitch we got you on cam
ambulance arrives
kids a quadriplegic now
be in the lounge
having a sexy time with a big bear
muscle chubby hairy delicious
laying on my back he pushes his weight into me
cant breath
he is grinding all over me
so ******* hot
but hurts this guy is too big
******* him
he cums
drops onto me
ach too heavy
next day
shower
huge bruise on my hip
this tale comp would be longer, but ive ran out of beer and i require that
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