tales from a gay bar 13
Sorry guys ive been away for a while the bar has been chewing up a lot of my time
i will try get more gay bar tales out as soon as i can but im going to be setting up more of a schedule rather than wasting all my stories in three or four days
anyway you dont need the details you need dick tales
sometimes the bar hosts parties at various places
middle of summer
beach party
so many twinky faggots in ES collection **** they probably stole
boss is in his little tight red plastic bottoms
oh hot damn this is my jam
im in a teeshirt and shorts
on the grill
its Australia so snags and skewers
the heat from the grill plus hot summer sun and the fact im more white than paper
guy comes over asks if i need some lotion
biiig hands
oh **** yes
starts rubbing lotion into my skin
slips lotion up shirt
im not going to stop him
so good
i wont get burned and the lotion smells pretty
lotions well rubbed in and we are talking
although no lotion in hand he is still massaging my shoulders while im cooking
he is trying really hard but ive got a job to do
he leaves and slips me his number
cooking
**** its hot
im burning up
im really burning up
my skins peeling under my shirt
the ****
turns out im allergic to the lotion and had to spend the rest of the beach party having all the skin peeled off by my boss and drowning myself in the in ground "organic no chemicals added" pool back at the hotel
never call that number
be working at bar
twinky homo in a bowtie, DCs and a g string starts twerking all over the bar
bartenders pissed because OH&S + the twink is getting all the tips
twinks told to move on
swings round and kicks bartender in face
attempts to brawl with the bartender
shoes are lost in fight
throw shoes under table
wait a week
no ones collecting them
size 14s
**** yes my size
go to public self serve laundromat
throw shoes in the machine
CLUGCLUNKTHUGDURGCLUKCHUNK
throw them in drier
more thunking about
ditch my ratty ass kmart hole filled psudo chucks
put new shoes on
so comfortable
so white
so clean
leave before someone investigates what the noise was
in bathroom
realize i have my own texta
"JOEL(with umlaut over J) IS HERE"
little chucke
few months later
use same stall
something added
"LOOK UP"
i do
"STOP BREAKING **** FAGGOT"
ive been caught
cleaning back rooms
see door i never noticed
thought it was a window
it is not
open
its a staff only toilet
thank you jesus
still i use the regular one
how else will i be disgusted with the lgbt with out it
get staff card
ohboi
"ANANIE ------"
ok first of all im anakie
second of all i asked for my tag to say JOEL with a umlaut over the J and if you cant do that ill get some white out
**** it
take nametag
white out everything
carve "JOEL" into the tag
boss comes out
"oh we missprinted yours we can order you a new one"
no this is fine
tag starts flaking
get new tag
checking phone while on toilet
drop phone
slides under stall
reach under to grab it
thats not a phone
i grabbed someones leg
they squeal like a little girl
*********************
200+ for more homo
i will try get more gay bar tales out as soon as i can but im going to be setting up more of a schedule rather than wasting all my stories in three or four days
anyway you dont need the details you need dick tales
sometimes the bar hosts parties at various places
middle of summer
beach party
so many twinky faggots in ES collection **** they probably stole
boss is in his little tight red plastic bottoms
oh hot damn this is my jam
im in a teeshirt and shorts
on the grill
its Australia so snags and skewers
the heat from the grill plus hot summer sun and the fact im more white than paper
guy comes over asks if i need some lotion
biiig hands
oh **** yes
starts rubbing lotion into my skin
slips lotion up shirt
im not going to stop him
so good
i wont get burned and the lotion smells pretty
lotions well rubbed in and we are talking
although no lotion in hand he is still massaging my shoulders while im cooking
he is trying really hard but ive got a job to do
he leaves and slips me his number
cooking
**** its hot
im burning up
im really burning up
my skins peeling under my shirt
the ****
turns out im allergic to the lotion and had to spend the rest of the beach party having all the skin peeled off by my boss and drowning myself in the in ground "organic no chemicals added" pool back at the hotel
never call that number
be working at bar
twinky homo in a bowtie, DCs and a g string starts twerking all over the bar
bartenders pissed because OH&S + the twink is getting all the tips
twinks told to move on
swings round and kicks bartender in face
attempts to brawl with the bartender
shoes are lost in fight
throw shoes under table
wait a week
no ones collecting them
size 14s
**** yes my size
go to public self serve laundromat
throw shoes in the machine
CLUGCLUNKTHUGDURGCLUKCHUNK
throw them in drier
more thunking about
ditch my ratty ass kmart hole filled psudo chucks
put new shoes on
so comfortable
so white
so clean
leave before someone investigates what the noise was
in bathroom
realize i have my own texta
"JOEL(with umlaut over J) IS HERE"
little chucke
few months later
use same stall
something added
"LOOK UP"
i do
"STOP BREAKING **** FAGGOT"
ive been caught
cleaning back rooms
see door i never noticed
thought it was a window
it is not
open
its a staff only toilet
thank you jesus
still i use the regular one
how else will i be disgusted with the lgbt with out it
get staff card
ohboi
"ANANIE ------"
ok first of all im anakie
second of all i asked for my tag to say JOEL with a umlaut over the J and if you cant do that ill get some white out
**** it
take nametag
white out everything
carve "JOEL" into the tag
boss comes out
"oh we missprinted yours we can order you a new one"
no this is fine
tag starts flaking
get new tag
checking phone while on toilet
drop phone
slides under stall
reach under to grab it
thats not a phone
i grabbed someones leg
they squeal like a little girl
*********************
200+ for more homo
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