Tales from 4chan. Haunts my dreams.... suecide I need to clean my intestines out for 3 days to begin sigourney to day begins weed eat eat this point I have surv
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Haunts my dreams...

suecide I need to clean my intestines out
for 3 days to begin sigourney to
day begins
weed eat
eat this point I have survived by drinking Gatorade to keep my blood sugar up, I am a **** monk. left bedridden
wingest three colon cleansers, a whole can of sauerkraut. 2 liters bywater
ego to sleep foryour hours
awake up feel my ass getting drops hat man on *********
Hit on my of ascension
ungodly fartthey lasts for 3 minutes straight
tthe smell is so bad my dog leaves the bathrooms( he was my only companion in this troubled time, and he had forsaken me)
tthe ***** begin
sell is well first, until I feel **** moving inside of me
know it' s liquid lava concrete pouring out my ass
something huge coming after 15 minutes ofthis
at gets stuck
pstart crying and make amends with jesus. buddha, hitler. bob marley, allah.. and charles manson
PIT. begins
whit flies at mach 2 out my ass
i:) uit' s huge chunky chitchats red hot
like shards
an h/ drip of ********* is coming out my ass
c: is filling with **** . this is how I die
at subsides
ssomething long is dangling out my ass and squirming
sch **** oh ****
otheres a tapeworm coming out my ass
tthis ****** is long. he' s touching the water
pstart screaming HELP ME BABY JESUS while smashing the flush lever as much as possible
brny ******* dog comes back in.. leaves because ofthe smell
tthe tapeworm rips in half due to the suction ofthe water
misandric force. I can feel the worm returning tothe safe haven of my asshole
muscle power in my anus, reach down and . pull what must be 10 feet offord down into toilet
oonce all is said and down, I go take the longest ******* shower ever. lie in my bed naked and cry in the fetal position
1 never asked forthis knowledge ofthe beast that dwells in my ass
Dent fiddle with the doors that sauerkraut unlocks anew, you might not enjoy what is behind them.
thats tuc king terrifying. l
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Submitted: 03/09/2014
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#1 - thunderpony (03/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
what the 						****					 did I just read?
what the **** did I just read?
#2 - akikislam (03/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
mfw picturing the whole ordeal in my head
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