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User avatar #1 - shagtastic (04/15/2014) [+] (5 replies)
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#4 - magjoeic (04/15/2014) [+] (7 replies)
To be fair his real parents did die along with his planet and most of his species
User avatar #6 - demonfish ONLINE (04/15/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Isn't Wonder Woman's mother still alive?
User avatar #8 to #6 - tarnis (04/15/2014) [-]
But its fathers day...
#18 - SweetJesus (04/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Flash has the best power, gofast. Granted superman does too but Flash has it about, 2 trillion times better.
User avatar #2 - EvilFreak (04/15/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Unfortunately...Superman's father died when he was still a teen... so this is invalid.....just saying
#19 - dameush ONLINE (04/16/2014) [+] (15 replies)
but..superman's dad IS dead..just like mine..
#33 to #24 - thisxshitxisxhard (04/16/2014) [-]
**** i miss my dad so much my life went to total **** when he died
#60 - pointlessroller ONLINE (04/16/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Flash, you could kick Superman's ass so easily it's not even funny. You could punch him in the balls four hundred million times, rape his ass, rape the ass of every single person on earth, jizz on his face, grab kryptonite and stuff it in his every orifice, rape his and everyone else's ass again, go back in time and rape Jesus Christ into the virgin Mary, go forward in time by several thousand years and rape Adolf Hitler into an Austrian woman named Klara, return to the present, masturbate two hundred million times, punch every Jew in the world, take a **** on every baby in the world, steal one french fry from every American in the world, masturbate another two hundred million times, and finally sit down and do your taxes.

By the time you had finished all of that, less than a millisecond would have passed.

Stop being angsty, you overprivileged **** .
User avatar #5 - thechosentroll (04/15/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Wait, doesn't the Flash technically have better powers? I mean, he does pretty much have unlimited power, due to how his powers work.
#11 - rundas (04/16/2014) [-]
inb4 stop showing off your parents
#70 - stellermeerkat (04/16/2014) [-]
Alfred Pennyworth is as much a father to Bruce Wayne as Johnathan Kent is to Clark. Bruce shouldn't have Father's day off but he's too butthurt about what he lost that he can't focus on what he has.
#69 - nagafever (04/16/2014) [-]
**nagafever rolled image** oh, come on. we all know that Dadmin can beat up superman any day of the week.
**nagafever rolled image** oh, come on. we all know that Dadmin can beat up superman any day of the week.
#20 - dameush ONLINE (04/16/2014) [+] (10 replies)
User avatar #65 - closothehomosexual (04/16/2014) [-]
the flash is still the best super hero
User avatar #64 - theguywhoaskswhy ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
Doesn't the flash have family?
User avatar #59 - mrgoodlove (04/16/2014) [-]
Yet another reason superman is an asshat
User avatar #56 - exstacy (04/16/2014) [-]
How bout his whole planet and species? No? Just adoptive family counts, I guess....

Batman has Alfred in this case then, **** it.
#53 - baitdoesnttalkback (04/16/2014) [-]
Superman Vs The Hulk fine stop begging i'll post the awesome video. jeez you needy bastards get laid
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