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The link i got
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User avatar #1 - rabiesbabies (05/13/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ: The (Lich) King of the Jews
#11 - bigscarygary (05/14/2014) [-]
**bigscarygary rolled image** Question on D&D lore.  All the liches I've encountered were evil liches, and they all became liches by committing a particularly evil act, like murdering many children.  Is this completely necessary?  I know other races can become good liches, do they have to perform a good act?
**bigscarygary rolled image** Question on D&D lore. All the liches I've encountered were evil liches, and they all became liches by committing a particularly evil act, like murdering many children. Is this completely necessary? I know other races can become good liches, do they have to perform a good act?
User avatar #8 - harryboom (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
so what was his Phylactery then smart man
#12 to #8 - Anonomousthirteen (05/14/2014) [-]
Ever wonder why they can't find the Holy Grail (the cup used at the Last Supper)?
User avatar #5 - jokeface (05/14/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I was raised Baptist and only recently learned what transubstantiation is (we were taught that this was metaphorical, not literal). Even from a non-subjective Christian standpoint I think it's pretty ridiculous to claim that He literally turned the wine and bread into blood and flesh. That would make Him and His disciples cannibals, which goes against God's own teachings.
#13 - neefew (05/14/2014) [-]
Totally Jesus
#7 - agentmoleman (05/14/2014) [-]
And a moocher too..
#4 - Womens Study Major (05/14/2014) [-]
sweetbutterylich?
ehhh no.
#3 - gameshredder (05/14/2014) [-]
Of course, we all knew Jesus was the best support.
User avatar #2 - magicexplain (05/13/2014) [-]
It was magic
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