Tactical Genius. I cant stand the genius..... The keeper calmly went to pick up the ball as it rolled in his direction at an even pace, this was no trouble for someone of his stature; after all he was a goa
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Tactical Genius

I cant stand the genius...

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Submitted: 01/17/2014
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#1 - killerjhtwo (01/17/2014) [-]
The keeper calmly went to pick up the ball as it rolled in his direction at an even pace, this was no trouble for someone of his stature; after all he was a goalkeeper in the premiership, one of the highest echelons of football in the entire world, his salary just for playing his position would make most men tremble with envy.
This operation that he was presently concerning himself with wasn't even something that troubled him during his warm-up exercises back at the club's leafy training grounds in the suburbs.
However as his fingertips were about to guide the ball into his palms the image was quickly replaced by that of the opposing striker's foot whipping the ball from beyond his grasp and then deftly placing the ball into the back of the keeper's net.
The crowd roared and the goalkeeper flung his hands onto the top of his head and groaned in dismay. How could this have happened, he was sure that there was no one anywhere remotely near him when he was going to retrieve the loose ball. The nearest opposing player was at least 30m away. For a striker to suddenly appear at the ball at that moment was too much of a coincidence, it must have taken some sort of tactical geni-
The keeper looked over to the touchline.
He saw a squat grizzled figure in a coat. The coat had a collar that came up to the top of the figures head. It was then that the keeper spotted the stump of a cigar and the gristly smirk that was spreading itself across the man's face.
It was the lord Castellan himself.
"CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD!!!!"
The keeper's wails of dismay could be heard above the roars of the celebrating crowd.
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