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askildbaskild (01/28/2014) [-] 
Not-so-Fun Fact: Human flesh is closest to veal flesh in both flavour and consistency.
gif kinda related
gif kinda related
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jackmanagan (01/28/2014) [-] i had no way to prepare for what your gif was going to do.
i hurt from the lel
i hurt from the lel
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fishandkids ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-] I am sorry, but I think my username can top that.
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bitchesbanthymine (01/28/2014) [-] Look, even the adorable tittle thing is licking it's lips at how delicious it will be.
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fitchy (01/28/2014) [-] because human tissue causes Kuru disease which is a neurological disease that leads to extreme tremors and a drop in motor function.
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captainfuckitall (01/28/2014) [-] I'm pretty sure that's only brain tissue. Human muscle and skin and what-not is fine so long as it is cooked enough; very similar to pork.
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pokemonstheshiz (01/28/2014) [-] generally only if you eat the brain
if the humans are infected with certain diseases you could get it from eating them, but that could happen from other animals too (mad cow disease)
if the humans are infected with certain diseases you could get it from eating them, but that could happen from other animals too (mad cow disease)
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LiamNeeson (01/28/2014) [-] Mad cow disease is basically Kuru with a much longer incubation period in humans because it's cross species, just saying. Coming from a steak loving Texan.
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pokemonstheshiz (01/28/2014) [-] generally the only problems you would get from eating humans is if you eat the brains, you would have similar problems with other animals brains. But carnivores/omnivores are generally tough meat and not tasty, plus the whole sanctity of life thing are the main reasons not to eat humans.
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wimwam (01/28/2014) [-] To clear up everyone's confusion, Kuru is a prion disorder caused by misfolded proteins that cause other, normal-shaped proteins to misfold to be like them.
As vorarephilia points out, it is rare and isolated to one known geographical region.
And as many others pointed out, these proteins reside in the brain and CNS.
As vorarephilia points out, it is rare and isolated to one known geographical region.
And as many others pointed out, these proteins reside in the brain and CNS.
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vorarephilia 
(01/28/2014) [-] I keep seeing this fact being spread around. Do people not understand what endemic means? Literally the first sentences of the first 3 websites google brought up when "kuru disease" is searched.
Similar to CJD, kuru is a progressive neurologic disorder that occurs primarily in the Fore natives who inhabit a tiny pocket of the New Guinea highlands. You need to login to view this link
Kuru is a rare and fatal brain disorder that occurred at epidemic levels during the 1950s-60s among the Fore people in the highlands of New Guinea. www.ninds.nih.gov/disorders/kuru/kuru.htm
Kuru is an incurable degenerative neurological disorder endemic to tribal regions of Papua New Guinea. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_%28disease%29
so unless you took a road trip to Papua New Guinea and ate tribal brains, you are not going to get Kuru.
Similar to CJD, kuru is a progressive neurologic disorder that occurs primarily in the Fore natives who inhabit a tiny pocket of the New Guinea highlands. You need to login to view this link
Kuru is a rare and fatal brain disorder that occurred at epidemic levels during the 1950s-60s among the Fore people in the highlands of New Guinea. www.ninds.nih.gov/disorders/kuru/kuru.htm
Kuru is an incurable degenerative neurological disorder endemic to tribal regions of Papua New Guinea. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_%28disease%29
so unless you took a road trip to Papua New Guinea and ate tribal brains, you are not going to get Kuru.
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lifesavers ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-] Why would anyone drive there just to eat human brains? That's what importation is for.
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andalitemadness (01/30/2014) [-] And if it was, you would eat humans? Don't you have morals of your own? or do you just follow everything society says?
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mrdrprofbraeden ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-] hold on, maybe someone can clear this up:
What do vegans want us to do with the cows if we all agree to stop eating them? We've literally farmed them for so long that they are no longer capable of living in the wild. There are MANY stories where vegans set captive animals free and they died pretty near instantly, so why won't they learn?
The only argument I can come up with for them is that they just want to stop the killing or some **** like stopping the suffering of the entire species...but to do that they would have to kill them all and make them extinct so that's not really a sound argument.
What do vegans want us to do with the cows if we all agree to stop eating them? We've literally farmed them for so long that they are no longer capable of living in the wild. There are MANY stories where vegans set captive animals free and they died pretty near instantly, so why won't they learn?
The only argument I can come up with for them is that they just want to stop the killing or some **** like stopping the suffering of the entire species...but to do that they would have to kill them all and make them extinct so that's not really a sound argument.
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kinginyellow (01/29/2014) [-] Human interaction with nature is really ******* picky. Some of those "endangered species" we preserve actually ***** with the cycle of nature. We try and preserve animals when their population should drop and rise again like normal, and it causes overpopulation and now the predators and prey of that animal are being affected.
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gharshi (01/28/2014) [-] for the same reason a lion doesn't eat its babies, but still eats zebras
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crazyolitis (01/28/2014) [-] When a male lion takes over a group, he usually kills, and sometimes eats the cubs, just like they do in Disney movies.
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commontroll (01/29/2014) [-] Wrong again. Tiger sharks have to eat each other in the womb.
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amuzen ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-] TRICK ******* ANSWER That's right I'm so ******* hot I give trick answers! THE MALE AUSTRALAIN REDBACK SPIDER Latrodectus hasselti IS EATEN BY HIS BITCH AFTER HE BREAKS HIS DICK OFF IN HER SACK!
That's ******* RIGHT YOU CHEEKY SON OF A BITCH. I GOT YOU NOW I KNEW SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW FOR ONCE? HOW DOES IT FEEL HUH? Feel the bitter ichor of defeat drip down your mouth cuz I just blew the biggest ******* load of FAILURE JUICE IN THE HISTORY OR BLOWING LOADS, They're gonna write an entire ******* chapter in the bible after me 2000 years down the road titled david and ************* Goliath the twentieth century edition about how a ******* art major took down a giant NERD using only the TINIEST scrap of information on spiders, there's going to be ******* epics written about this moment son JUST YOU WAIT AND ******* SEE.
That's ******* RIGHT YOU CHEEKY SON OF A BITCH. I GOT YOU NOW I KNEW SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW FOR ONCE? HOW DOES IT FEEL HUH? Feel the bitter ichor of defeat drip down your mouth cuz I just blew the biggest ******* load of FAILURE JUICE IN THE HISTORY OR BLOWING LOADS, They're gonna write an entire ******* chapter in the bible after me 2000 years down the road titled david and ************* Goliath the twentieth century edition about how a ******* art major took down a giant NERD using only the TINIEST scrap of information on spiders, there's going to be ******* epics written about this moment son JUST YOU WAIT AND ******* SEE.
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commontroll (01/29/2014) [-] Also, you have no idea how hard I'm laughing. Thanks bud.
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commontroll (01/29/2014) [-] That's how it goes with most spiders. But we were talking about eating their young. Though inter-species eating probably happens all the time.
But let's not let that slightly cheapen your victory.
But let's not let that slightly cheapen your victory.
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anon (01/29/2014) [-] Can we take a moment to appreciate how ******* huge that tortilla would have to be
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tonytails (01/28/2014) [-] well, for one, thats cannibalism. eating human flesh without training your body to take it first gives you shakes, headaches, stomachaches, and other general unpleasantness.
veal, on the other hand, fills one with joy and happiness the first time its eaten.
i dont eat babies because i dont want to get sick, not just because its immoral. human babies are meant to be raised as adults. calfs that are born for the sake of creating veal, are literally meant for eating.
all food found in a grocery store was raised for eating, from the beef, to those vegetables vegans love so much.
except deer meat, my favorite. and even that is kinda regulated. you cant hunt deer all year long.
veal, on the other hand, fills one with joy and happiness the first time its eaten.
i dont eat babies because i dont want to get sick, not just because its immoral. human babies are meant to be raised as adults. calfs that are born for the sake of creating veal, are literally meant for eating.
all food found in a grocery store was raised for eating, from the beef, to those vegetables vegans love so much.
except deer meat, my favorite. and even that is kinda regulated. you cant hunt deer all year long.
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Lunchboxman ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
what if a class of people were to work in a place where babies were raised to become baby veal, to be eaten? Would that make it ok to serve it to people in small quantities as not to get people sick? NO, it wouldn't! So shut your face with this politically correct nonsense of making it seem like you have no moral obligation to what you eat. Imagine a crying baby when you eat veal, I dare you, its dispicable.
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potrsr (01/28/2014) [-] lets jump to the immoral part. LETS say you are served human flesh and you dont know it. It is well cooked and seasoned . There is a high chance youll go: MMM this is really good what is it? Upon hearing that it is human you would vomit ofcourse, unless you're a sicko.
Also Ive heard some one was eating cat flesh and said it is best meat he ever tested but because it is cat meat he vomited when he was told
also, this video. Didnt watch it to the end but interesting facts upon giving topic
Also Ive heard some one was eating cat flesh and said it is best meat he ever tested but because it is cat meat he vomited when he was told
also, this video. Didnt watch it to the end but interesting facts upon giving topic
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cabbagemayhem (01/29/2014) [-] Humans are meant for thinking, cats are meant for pets, and cows are meant for eating. It's just that simple.
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anon (01/29/2014) [-]
Why? Who decides what things purposes are? You say it like its a fact but it isn't.
You crazy ******* psychopath "it's just that simple" haha wtf? You don't know what you're talking about. You've probably never thought critically in your life. You assume things are the way the are because that's how they should be. What sort of a way is that to live one's life. In the past, you would have said "black people are meant to be slaves, it's just that simple." You should be sodomized, and I'll gladly be the one to do it.
You crazy ******* psychopath "it's just that simple" haha wtf? You don't know what you're talking about. You've probably never thought critically in your life. You assume things are the way the are because that's how they should be. What sort of a way is that to live one's life. In the past, you would have said "black people are meant to be slaves, it's just that simple." You should be sodomized, and I'll gladly be the one to do it.
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cabbagemayhem (01/30/2014) [-] We do, and it's already been done. Check yourself, child.
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tonytails (01/28/2014) [-] for someone that already doesnt eat meat, like vegans or vegetarians, eating any meat at all makes you feel sick. not just veal. for someone that already eats meat, veal is delicious. and it does indeed fill one with joy. (unless you happen to just not like veal, which is... whatever. preferences and opinions. i wont go into it.)
its also a lot easier to get used to eating meat than eating human flesh. our body rejects human flesh as best as it can, because its just unnatural for our bodies.
beef and other meats, however, our body was meant to have. our teeth are a sure sign of that. besides the fact that meat has proteins that you cant get anywhere else easily.
its also a lot easier to get used to eating meat than eating human flesh. our body rejects human flesh as best as it can, because its just unnatural for our bodies.
beef and other meats, however, our body was meant to have. our teeth are a sure sign of that. besides the fact that meat has proteins that you cant get anywhere else easily.
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kanedam ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
ok. it seems you are serious.
let me just point out the things that made me unsure:
- you dont get immediately sick because of eating human flesh. yes, if you consume prions and viruses/bacteria it can be the cause of diseases but its usually not immediately or a for sure thing.
- human babies are meant to be raised as adults. calfs that are born for the sake of creating veal, are literally meant for eating. the logic has so many flaws... so if babies are born for the sake of creating human flesh, they are literally meant for eating and it is alright?
- _ for someone that already eats meat, veal is delicious. and it does indeed fill one with joy. (unless you happen to just not like veal, which is... whatever. preferences and opinions. i wont go into it.) _ so basically you either like it or not. and there is no automatically feeling of "joy" from eating it, except if you enjoy it.
- it is as easy to get used to eat human flesh as it is to eat other meat. (tribes did that for long times, and in times of harsh trouble humans even nowaday resort to it sometimes. still surviving on it)
- our teeth are not at all signs of that. just compare the human teeth with that of a carnivouros animal. humans are basically fruit-eaters and thats what our teeth can bite, crunch and rip apart the best.
just for those points... depending on your reaction we can have a serious and objective discussion about this topic or i'll be out.
let me just point out the things that made me unsure:
- you dont get immediately sick because of eating human flesh. yes, if you consume prions and viruses/bacteria it can be the cause of diseases but its usually not immediately or a for sure thing.
- human babies are meant to be raised as adults. calfs that are born for the sake of creating veal, are literally meant for eating. the logic has so many flaws... so if babies are born for the sake of creating human flesh, they are literally meant for eating and it is alright?
- _ for someone that already eats meat, veal is delicious. and it does indeed fill one with joy. (unless you happen to just not like veal, which is... whatever. preferences and opinions. i wont go into it.) _ so basically you either like it or not. and there is no automatically feeling of "joy" from eating it, except if you enjoy it.
- it is as easy to get used to eat human flesh as it is to eat other meat. (tribes did that for long times, and in times of harsh trouble humans even nowaday resort to it sometimes. still surviving on it)
- our teeth are not at all signs of that. just compare the human teeth with that of a carnivouros animal. humans are basically fruit-eaters and thats what our teeth can bite, crunch and rip apart the best.
just for those points... depending on your reaction we can have a serious and objective discussion about this topic or i'll be out.
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tonytails (01/28/2014) [-] -i never said it was immediate. it does take time.
-no, no human was ever born in civilized society for the sake of food. its immoral, but i repeat myself.
-the first time eating veal, for someone who already enjoys meat, should they enjoy veal as well, is very much a joyous experience.
-again, those tribes that eat human flesh contract kuru. go back to that wiki page.
-the canine teeth were designed for eating meat. all teeth behind that were meant for vegetables, the 8 in front of them meant for fruit. (to put it simply) the canine teeth being meant for tearing flesh, meat, and other things of the like.
im leaving now anyway. youre uneducated, and i feel myself getting stupider with every post of yours i read.
-no, no human was ever born in civilized society for the sake of food. its immoral, but i repeat myself.
-the first time eating veal, for someone who already enjoys meat, should they enjoy veal as well, is very much a joyous experience.
-again, those tribes that eat human flesh contract kuru. go back to that wiki page.
-the canine teeth were designed for eating meat. all teeth behind that were meant for vegetables, the 8 in front of them meant for fruit. (to put it simply) the canine teeth being meant for tearing flesh, meat, and other things of the like.
im leaving now anyway. youre uneducated, and i feel myself getting stupider with every post of yours i read.
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tonytails (01/28/2014) [-] >no answer
maybe doesnt count. it was a yes/no question.
if you are unsure of the answer to this simple question, why are you even debating this?
youre the stupidest ************ ive ever had the displeasure of wasting my time on.
maybe doesnt count. it was a yes/no question.
if you are unsure of the answer to this simple question, why are you even debating this?
youre the stupidest ************ ive ever had the displeasure of wasting my time on.
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tonytails (01/28/2014) [-] i was indeed, ******* with you. i enjoyed this far more than i shouldve.
the kuru disease doesnt have much to do with it, really.
but yes, eating human flesh does make you sick, and give you the shakes.
and yes, my iq is 157, after extensive testing.
i dont really remember why human flesh makes you shake, i just remember reading it in a biology text book at the library, and a few times on the internet.
i didnt feel like finding the information again, and i still dont. youre welcome to look it up if youre that interested.
the kuru disease doesnt have much to do with it, really.
but yes, eating human flesh does make you sick, and give you the shakes.
and yes, my iq is 157, after extensive testing.
i dont really remember why human flesh makes you shake, i just remember reading it in a biology text book at the library, and a few times on the internet.
i didnt feel like finding the information again, and i still dont. youre welcome to look it up if youre that interested.
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wimwam (01/28/2014) [-] You wanted a yes or no answer, but the correct answer is indeed maybe.
Does eating bread make you sick? No, but eating moldy bread certainly could.
Normal human flesh will not cause disease. Eating the brain of somebody who has the Kuru prion disease could cause disease.
Not sure where you heard the claims you've made, but my guess is it comes from the inference that one's body reacts strangely to things it has not acclimated to. To a degree it makes sense. For example- a North American could have bowel discomfort from eating Indian food at first but would get used to it over time.
However, if you have a basic understanding of mammalian physiology, you will know that our meat is almost identical to any other meat we already consume.
Does eating bread make you sick? No, but eating moldy bread certainly could.
Normal human flesh will not cause disease. Eating the brain of somebody who has the Kuru prion disease could cause disease.
Not sure where you heard the claims you've made, but my guess is it comes from the inference that one's body reacts strangely to things it has not acclimated to. To a degree it makes sense. For example- a North American could have bowel discomfort from eating Indian food at first but would get used to it over time.
However, if you have a basic understanding of mammalian physiology, you will know that our meat is almost identical to any other meat we already consume.
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tonytails (01/28/2014) [-] "Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies (TSEs), also known as prion diseases, are a group of progressive conditions (encephalopathies) that affect the brain and nervous system of many animals, including humans."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transmissible_spongiform_encephalopathy
it is in reference to humans as a whole, meaning all humans.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transmissible_spongiform_encephalopathy
it is in reference to humans as a whole, meaning all humans.
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tonytails (01/28/2014) [-] go eat some human flesh. make a meal out of it.
if you come out of it feeling healthy, ill take everything i said here and shove it up my ass. ill delete every post i made on this content.
but you wont do it. itll make you sick, and its immoral, right?
i was just trying to make a point with my first post, not rile up some arrogant asshole with a superiority complex. go bother someone else.
if you come out of it feeling healthy, ill take everything i said here and shove it up my ass. ill delete every post i made on this content.
but you wont do it. itll make you sick, and its immoral, right?
i was just trying to make a point with my first post, not rile up some arrogant asshole with a superiority complex. go bother someone else.
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vorarephilia (01/28/2014) [-] Tonytails is somewhat right and somewhat wrong. Human flesh does contain toxins that are dangerous. but they can be cooked out. The issue with eating the brain of any animal (including human) is not from pirons, but from the cholesterol and fatty tissue. For example, a single 140 g serving of "pork brains in milk gravy" can contain 3500 milligrams of cholesterol (about 10 times a healthy amount in a day). The liver also contains insane amounts of Vitamin A, enough to kill a fully grown man. other organs are either indigestible (stomach, anything with tendons) or process waste (intestines, kidneys, liver) those should be avoided. Human muscle tissue is safe to eat but not in excess. Much like any other meat, too much is bad.
Prion disease takes many years to develop, and also slowly kills the person that was eaten in the first place. I bring that up because if prions were not as rare as they are, you would hear more people dying from them. rather than a few hundred every year. Even then, scientists can't agree if the prions alone cause disease, or if genetics are a factor. they are a new and quite interesting discovery in the field of microbiology that is still not fully understood.
Tl; DR If you don't eat too much, you will be fine. just like any other meat.
Prion disease takes many years to develop, and also slowly kills the person that was eaten in the first place. I bring that up because if prions were not as rare as they are, you would hear more people dying from them. rather than a few hundred every year. Even then, scientists can't agree if the prions alone cause disease, or if genetics are a factor. they are a new and quite interesting discovery in the field of microbiology that is still not fully understood.
Tl; DR If you don't eat too much, you will be fine. just like any other meat.
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vorarephilia (01/28/2014) [-] it's like pork I choose pork because it is not far off from human. . A few pounds won't harm you. Sometimes it contains parasites or toxins, but that usually won't be a issue if cooked properly. But if you eat large amounts of improperly prepared meat, then yeah, you will have problems.
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tonytails (01/28/2014) [-] im not wrong. eating human flesh makes you sick. period.
do some research yourself with the intent of finding information to educate yourself, and not for the sake of proving someone else wrong, for once.
again, superiority complex.
i read and research for the sake of knowing things, not proving people wrong on the internet. you need to get your priorities straight.
its time to shut down your computer and go to a library for a little bit, ok?
do some research yourself with the intent of finding information to educate yourself, and not for the sake of proving someone else wrong, for once.
again, superiority complex.
i read and research for the sake of knowing things, not proving people wrong on the internet. you need to get your priorities straight.
its time to shut down your computer and go to a library for a little bit, ok?
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tonytails (01/28/2014) [-] en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transmissible_spongiform_encephalopathy
brain AND nervous system.
the nervous system runs throughout our entire bodies, so yes.
brain AND nervous system.
the nervous system runs throughout our entire bodies, so yes.
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feelythefeel (01/28/2014) [-] Just think of it. Slice it into cutlets, or maybe a steak, grill it on the BBQ, cover it in some spices, salts, oils and maybe a light layer of steak sauce, prepare it on a plate with a nice baked potato and maybe a salad on the side, and a nice cool drink to finish it all off.
The veal looks nice, too.
The veal looks nice, too.
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aytoktonik ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-] Of course I would not eat the baby in such form ,for ****** sake kill it ,skin ti, clean it ,cook it and then serve it to me .
