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#3 - solomonkane (01/10/2016) [-]
The name of a champion.
User avatar #28 to #3 - dasbrot (01/11/2016) [-]
Lajoie is love, Lajoie is life
Show Me Your Genitals
#8 - nineinchesdeep (01/10/2016) [-]
"Yellow Submarine"

In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines

So we sailed up to the sun
Till we found the sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine

We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

And our friends are all on board
Many more of them live next door
And the band begins to play

We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

[Full speed ahead, Mr. Parker, full speed ahead!
Full speed over here, sir!
Action station! Action station!
Aye, aye, sir, fire!
Heaven! Heaven!]

As we live a life of ease (A life of ease)
Everyone of us (Everyone of us) has all we need (Has all we need)
Sky of blue (Sky of blue) and sea of green (Sea of green)
In our yellow (In our yellow) submarine (Submarine, ha, ha)

We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
#27 to #8 - zourch ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
There's a lady who's sure All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed With a word she can get what she came for
Ooh ooh ooh ooh and she's buying a stairway to heaven There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure 'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings
In a tree by the brook There's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiving
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it makes me wonder
There's a feeling I get When I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving In my thoughts I have seen
Rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who standing looking
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it really makes me wonder
And it's whispered that soon, If we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason And a new day will dawn
For those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May queen
Yes, there are two paths you can go by But in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on
And it makes me wonder
Your head is humming and it won't go
In case you don't know
The piper's calling you to join him
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow
And did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
And she's buying the stairway to heaven
#29 to #27 - dasbrot (01/11/2016) [-]
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body: don't stop, don't miss
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body: don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now
Lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should

[Hook]
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

[Verse 1]
First you gotta put your neck into it
Don't stop, just do it, do it
Then, you roll your tongue
From the crack back to the front
Then you suck it all til I shake and cum, *****
Make sure I keep busting nuts, *****
All over your face and stuff
Slow head, show me so much love
The best head comes from a thug
The dick good: thick, big and long
Slow thumping til the crack of dawn
On the X, making faces and stuff
Through the night, making so much love
Dead sleep when the sun comes up

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
You might roll dubs, you might have G's
But **** that, ***** : get on your knees
A bitch like me moans and screams
"Thug Misses" know what I mean
At the club, so fresh, so clean
Hoes hate and ****** watching me
So high in the line on green
With a unit on my face, so mean
I got to pick which ***** I need
Cause only thug ****** satisfy me
You try me, I'll make you see
You bitches ain't got **** on me
#9 to #8 - fullmetaloptimist (01/10/2016) [-]
I get it


I dun geddit
#10 to #9 - nineinchesdeep (01/10/2016) [-]
I'm retarded
User avatar #12 to #10 - shorea (01/10/2016) [-]
oh, so I got it right
#11 to #10 - fullmetaloptimist (01/10/2016) [-]
oh okay
User avatar #20 - mondominiman ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Now the ***** is broke because instead of working a job he was working on his insults
User avatar #21 to #20 - heartlessrobot (01/11/2016) [-]
Also because he permanently ****** up his wrist, and he plays guitar for his paychecks.
User avatar #31 to #21 - sketchysketchist ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
It's too bad he doesn't get many acting gigs.
I liked him in SuperHero Movie.
User avatar #22 to #21 - mondominiman ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
That too
User avatar #25 - darksideofthebeast (01/11/2016) [-]
Don't you mean "bankrupt" bell?
User avatar #30 to #25 - sketchysketchist ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
That doesn't really have a good ring to it.
User avatar #16 - zionsype (01/11/2016) [-]
He looks like a hipster now
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#18 - PsychoBrains (01/11/2016) [-]
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And if he gets a daughter...
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User avatar #24 - captainbarnaby (01/11/2016) [-]
Not gonna lie I thought that was a picture of Phil Fish at first..
User avatar #17 - saltyfries (01/11/2016) [-]
Master Tang - Taco Bell song Taco Bell mentioned, swell with Kung Pow
User avatar #15 - elcreepo ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Can you make a person pay royalties if they're named after your business?
#14 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
"If I dress like I have money, maybe then I'll have money"
#7 - kinginthenorthh (01/10/2016) [-]
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#2 - Zaxplab (01/10/2016) [-]
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**Zaxplab rolled image** >tfw you have more money than Drake Bell
#1 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Dude, why does Drake Bell look like a hipster. He fits the description perfectly.
I think he is meme-worthy
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