Taco Bell Matchmaker?. I want a matchmaker. 145 f A ' steam we seamen Yrs!" an STARTED mum: l' Biima, Tilt Hill TMO Bill?!. roll with it get married then ten years down the road when your kids ask how you got married tell them some asshole wrote 'will you marry me' on a hot sauce pac
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Taco Bell Matchmaker?

I want a matchmaker

145
f A ' steam we seamen
Yrs!" an STARTED mum:
l' Biima, Tilt Hill TMO Bill?!
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Submitted: 02/18/2014
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#40 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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I work at Taco Bell and one day i was working on drive thru and a guy drove up with his girlfriend and he asked for lots of Hot sauce, so i filled the bag with like 10 of the "Will you marry me?" packet's.

I wonder if she got the message.
#1 - amuzen (02/18/2014) [-]
roll with it get married then ten years down the road when your kids ask how you got married tell them some asshole wrote 'will you marry me' on a hot sauce packet at taco bell and then one thing led to another.
User avatar #7 - summerizer (02/19/2014) [+] (8 replies)
My dad proposed to my mum by saying "Wanna get married or what?" in a Sainsbury's car park.
#16 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [+] (50 replies)
Serves you right ******* pedophile
#20 to #16 - ronnorc (02/19/2014) [-]
its the little things like that that keep ya coming back here
its the little things like that that keep ya coming back here
#55 - flnonymousseven ONLINE (02/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
> Mild sauce
#4 - schitzopsycho (02/19/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Mildly Amusing.
Mildly Amusing.
User avatar #123 - randomnab ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
Well of course she was crying uncontrollably, she's 6...
#10 - BerserkerMushroom (02/19/2014) [-]
carry this around next time
#89 - onanu (02/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#182 - lolollo (02/19/2014) [+] (14 replies)
If it's been over half a decade since you started going out, you should have a pretty good idea a to whether or not you want to be spending the rest of your life with the person, and if the answer is no, you're better off breaking off with them anyway, because otherwise you're just wasting each other's time.

"But marriage means nothing to us."
So going down to the courthouse to sign the necessary paperwork should have no net effect on your life, then, now should it?

PS I'm not saying that every couple HAS to be married after 5< years of dating, I'm saying that if the thought of marriage still scares you after that time, there's something wrong with either you or them that should be an indicator that the relationship shouldn't work.
User avatar #26 - jimmyneubtron (02/19/2014) [+] (58 replies)
>dating for 6 years
>not married yet
>the **** is taking so long
User avatar #78 - topoftherock ONLINE (02/19/2014) [+] (6 replies)
how do you date someone for 6 years and not know if you want to marry them or not?
User avatar #135 - PVTDickStryker (02/19/2014) [+] (16 replies)
Who the **** casually dates someone for 6 straight ******* years?
#101 - dinocaster (02/19/2014) [-]
The real question was when she asked for hot sauce.
The real question was when she asked for hot sauce.
User avatar #97 - mrgoodlove (02/19/2014) [+] (5 replies)
What kind of woman would accept a proposal like that after 6 years of dating?!
User avatar #74 - darksideofthebeast (02/19/2014) [-]
I mean, if you're still going strong after 6 years that is true love.
So why not?
User avatar #56 - muffintime (02/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
my sisters friend went to Mexico with his girlfriend and the first day they where there he was like "alright babe, I don't really want to carry this ring around so here it is" and walked to the washroom and took a **** ...
#207 - kingdork (02/19/2014) [-]
You have a girlfriend of six years. Funny. I have one that is 6 years old too
#171 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I don't normally eat taco bell since it's not real Mexican food.
#184 to #171 - lolollo (02/19/2014) [-]
And Dominoes isn't real Italian food, but I still eat it because it tastes like they bake crack right into the dough.

Because what determines if I eat something is whether or not I enjoy eating it, not whether or not it adequately mimics the sort of food they say they're mimicking.

Because I'm not some kind of asshole.
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