TOTENKOPF. NIEN DEIN KATLOF HARKOLAF. aiti. T SPURT YEAH , MT HIST. Cause, y'know, nobody in America plays soccer. And there aren't any immigrants from other countries that enjoy the sport, nah, once you turn American you never
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NIEN DEIN KATLOF HARKOLAF

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#4 - spookyexplain (06/27/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Cause, y'know, nobody in America plays soccer. And there aren't any immigrants from other countries that enjoy the sport, nah, once you turn American you never go back.
Cause, y'know, nobody in America plays soccer. And there aren't any immigrants from other countries that enjoy the sport, nah, once you turn American you never go back.
User avatar #8 - jstumps (06/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Germany beats USA
USA still advances
Murica
#65 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I hope USA wins, the butthurt will be immense
#15 - darkjack (06/27/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Oh, so ever american football fan can go **** themselves, right?
#16 to #15 - stevecartel ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Yes
Yes
#108 - ragingflamingos (06/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I hope America wins simply because the ensuing ********* would be hilarious.
#58 - wayfarer (06/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Fake fans are everywhere, they didn't just come out during the world cup. It's fine that you don't like the people who only show up for the big games, but believe it or not a whole lot of Americans actually enjoy soccer and support different clubs year round.
Fake fans are everywhere, they didn't just come out during the world cup. It's fine that you don't like the people who only show up for the big games, but believe it or not a whole lot of Americans actually enjoy soccer and support different clubs year round.
User avatar #55 - redstonealchemist (06/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>2014
>germany vs france
>germany wins
>took 100 years
>when they do something, the don't rest until it's finished
User avatar #78 - combination (06/27/2014) [-]
"Sorry American soccer players who worked hard to get this far, but you have to go home now because Germany has more faithful fans than you."
#69 - ashinydoornob ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Just because people only watch it during the world cup doesn't mean they aren't fans. I mean really. What about the people who only watch the super bowl so that they can have  a party. I think its great that people come together every 4 years to cheer on the american team.
Just because people only watch it during the world cup doesn't mean they aren't fans. I mean really. What about the people who only watch the super bowl so that they can have a party. I think its great that people come together every 4 years to cheer on the american team.
User avatar #94 - ShadeElement (06/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Soccer is a major sport in America.
I dare you to find a school or park that doesn't have a soccer pitch.
I don't have the data, but I'm willing to bet its the #1 youth sport played in the US.
We have 19 professional soccer clubs in our top League (MLS), with 2 other professional level leagues below that (the NASL and the USL). Each with their own list of teams.

Just because we don't riot in stadiums or start pub brawls, doesn't mean we don't love "Futbol".

More importantly,
"America loves a winner"- George S. Patton

We don't care if its the World Cup or a game of hop scotch. American's play to win. 2nd place is only first loser. Competition is part of our national culture. Hell, we race between stop lights here. You give two American house wives grocery carts and they'll ram each other out of line just to say they finished shopping first.

The world should actually be thankful that soccer isn't more popular here. Do you have any idea what it would look like if we took the energy we put into the NFL and focused that on Soccer?
I think the rest of the world shudders at the thought of an American World Cup championship.
User avatar #14 - incrediblejohn (06/27/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Why cant holland be in the world cup!
#26 to #14 - bibbity ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Bitch are you retarded?
User avatar #28 - fuckthehabs (06/27/2014) [+] (3 replies)
This is the main reason I want the US to win it all. It's literally the trollest thing that could happen.
#7 - shikoti (06/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I am from Costa Rica, this Sunday we play Greece!! this is an amazing cup for us this year! gooooo Costa Rica!! Prob be the Netherlands this year, considering how bad they owned Spain
#92 - insanefreak (06/27/2014) [+] (3 replies)
So..

Nobody's expecting us (Belgians) to beat the USA?

Oh well, we won three games. We're all happy here, especially since we haven't even been in a world cup in ages.
User avatar #63 - kingkittan (06/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
To be fair, pretty much all of Europe has fans like that.
#37 - theredcomett (06/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
IF USA WINS FOOTBALL IS RETIRED SOCCER WILL REIGN SUPREME
User avatar #35 - dracolegacy (06/27/2014) [-]
i love that so many of you are pissed off at the american team doing well this year.
never cared about soccer but this greatly amuses me.
User avatar #99 - iamcraig ONLINE (06/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
So winning is based on the number of fans, not the teams skill?
User avatar #62 - sweetdickwilly (06/27/2014) [-]
I think whoever wins a competition should be based on skill and not how much the vast majority of a population enjoys something.
#79 - okamiterasu ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
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