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#1 - ecalycptus ONLINE (07/06/2014) [+] (27 replies)
User avatar #138 - mojobringer (07/07/2014) [+] (11 replies)
**mojobringer rolls 20** 20
#3 - ezombio (07/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Related from another thread the other day.   
 thanks to the editor, skullball
Related from another thread the other day.
thanks to the editor, skullball
#22 - anonymous (07/07/2014) [-]
>Roll for strength
>20
>Explode into gore as all muscles expands at near light speed
User avatar #31 - sirbearington (07/07/2014) [+] (7 replies)
GRRFT. GROWLROWRL. SNNRT SNNRT SNNRT?
User avatar #32 to #31 - bearingtonbutler (07/07/2014) [-]
Yes, sir, I do believe that is one of your old questing companions.
User avatar #89 - orgasmpirate (07/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**orgasmpirate rolls 66** I never get dubs anyway.
#14 - ironsoul ONLINE (07/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I can't remember the last time I rolled over a 15
#60 - hughjackmanfan (07/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**hughjackmanfan rolls 21**
#52 - Sworley ONLINE (07/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
but can he see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast cr otch
but can he see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast cr otch
#150 - noophdelivered (07/07/2014) [-]
>be in underground maze infested with baddies   
>find a stairwell   
>"i'd like to make a spot check in the stairwell"   
>roll a 20   
>"you find some stairs"   
>mfw
>be in underground maze infested with baddies
>find a stairwell
>"i'd like to make a spot check in the stairwell"
>roll a 20
>"you find some stairs"
>mfw
#16 - galgawine (07/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>obligitory "they're taking the hobbits to Isengard" post
#113 - beastarro (07/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
>roll for acrobatics: 20, you jump 60 feet into the air, roll for fall damage
>roll for stealth: 20, you no longer know where you are
>roll for bluff: 20, you believe your own lie
>roll for pickpocket: 20, you remove the target's lungs, killing him. The guards take notice and arrest you
>roll for disguise: 20, your allies believe you to be a hostile target and kill you on sight
>roll for appraise: 20, you set the value of the item so high that no merchant in town has enough gold to buy it
>roll for intimidate: 20, the target becomes paralyzed with fear and cannot bring himself to tell you the combination to the safe
>roll for listen: 20, you hear everything within a 50 foot radius and are unable to focus on your target's conversation
>roll for survival: 20, you give up your life as an adventurer to live the life of a simple woodsman
#35 - azraelthemage (07/07/2014) [-]
**azraelthemage rolls 25**
User avatar #112 - flomosho (07/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I don't understand what is going on. What is "roll 20" suppose to mean?
User avatar #124 to #112 - clavatninenine (07/07/2014) [-]
In dungeons and dragons when you take an action, you roll a d20 to see how successful you are. Modifiers can be added based on your character's skills and abilities in that particular type of action. For example, a thief would be trained iij stealth, so a move silently check would have positive modifiers and would increase the outcome of whatever he rolled while a fighter clad in plate armor would have penalties to move silently because he's not trained in stealth and has loud metal plates covering his body.

Rolling a 20 essentially means "you ******* did it god-tier flawless". The thief i mentione, if he rolled a 20 on his move silently check, he would essentially have found the perfect path, foot placement, and movement speed to move through an area without making even the slightest sound. If he rolled a 10, he essentially made it through, but the enemies might have been spooked or heard a slight commotion, but thought nothing of it. Rolling a 1 essentially is he was a ******* dumbass, tripped over his own feet into a mountain of bells and china plates, shattered everything and alerted the entire ******* dungeon.
#164 - thatmetalkid ONLINE (07/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Everyday I hear and I see eternity. I am frozen in awe of my knowledge of forever, but I belong only to one girl.
Everyday I hear and I see eternity. I am frozen in awe of my knowledge of forever, but I belong only to one girl.
User avatar #36 - brandinifettucine (07/07/2014) [-]
**brandinifettucine rolls 00**
User avatar #92 - idoliam (07/07/2014) [-]
**idoliam rolls 55**
User avatar #144 - asasqw (07/07/2014) [-]
>Smite evil
>Roll for attack
>2
>Miss
>Sudden idea
>Roll for smite
>20
>Hammer passed though the earth and burred itself in the devil's face
User avatar #49 - iitoxictz ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
**iitoxictz rolls 00**
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