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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - ecalycptus
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#131 to #1 - bitchesdigcelestia
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this is the first time in a while that something on this site genuinely made me laugh
User avatar #29 to #1 - deathchain
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I hope there are more of these stories.
#68 to #29 - spyisspy
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#69 to #68 - spyisspy
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#70 to #69 - spyisspy
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#71 to #70 - spyisspy
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#72 to #71 - spyisspy
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User avatar #172 to #68 - adolfsatan
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This is great.

How can I play this game?
#173 to #172 - chubbies
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Well first you have to be a loser.
User avatar #185 to #173 - adolfsatan
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I surely am.

I mean, this is Dungeons & Dragons, right? Is this only played on table or there is any way to play it online?
#62 to #29 - spyisspy
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Lets start with my favorite 4
#64 to #62 - spyisspy
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#65 to #64 - spyisspy
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#66 to #65 - spyisspy
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#67 to #66 - spyisspy
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or 5
User avatar #83 to #67 - deathchain
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I think I actually read the sequel to this one...
User avatar #84 to #83 - spyisspy
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saved it?
#88 to #84 - deathchain
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Found it!
User avatar #91 to #88 - spyisspy
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saved
User avatar #85 to #84 - deathchain
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I don't think so... Google might return a search for it though.
User avatar #75 to #66 - ugottanked
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YES i love this one
#159 to #62 - camzore
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That was a ******* amazing story, 10/10
That was a ******* amazing story, 10/10
User avatar #130 to #62 - hazardpay
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This was . . . absolutely beautiful.
#109 to #62 - DJFatcat
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Holy ****, this is ******* fantastic
Holy ****, this is ******* fantastic
User avatar #34 to #1 - asugar
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I rolled to knock someone out with a punch, but rolled a 20 and exploded his head.

I tried to explain why that was ******** but my dm thought his way was funnier.
#50 to #1 - limb
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"You've convinced yourself. You spend the rest of your life as guard."
User avatar #2 to #1 - infiniteinsanity
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that dm sounds cruel
User avatar #138 - mojobringer
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**mojobringer rolls 20** 20
#160 to #138 - pacs
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User avatar #169 to #138 - redstonealchemist
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what do your elf eyes see?
well I SEE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!
#188 to #138 - anon id: fb1a5939
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**anonymous rolls 78** 20. Not that hard, is it?
#139 to #138 - mojobringer
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#149 to #138 - brothergrimm
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well, you had a 5% chance of success. congratulations.
well, you had a 5% chance of success. congratulations.
User avatar #152 to #149 - ninjaroo
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5%? Try again.
User avatar #154 to #152 - brothergrimm
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wait..... **** idk where the **** i got 5%...... it's 4 AM, i haven't slept in 36 hours and i just got off work and logged on. forgive me
#156 to #154 - baloothebear
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May I take a guess where you had the 5% from? the chance to roll a 20 or anything really on a d20 is 5% since there are 20 sides. 100 / 20 = 5
May I take a guess where you had the 5% from? the chance to roll a 20 or anything really on a d20 is 5% since there are 20 sides. 100 / 20 = 5
User avatar #157 to #156 - brothergrimm
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actually that's pretty dead on.....
#151 to #138 - zielscheibe
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#140 to #138 - ichies
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You lucky bastard.
You lucky bastard.
#3 - ezombio
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Related from another thread the other day.   
 thanks to the editor, skullball
Related from another thread the other day.
thanks to the editor, skullball
#170 to #3 - skullball
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User avatar #31 - sirbearington
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GRRFT. GROWLROWRL. SNNRT SNNRT SNNRT?
User avatar #38 to #31 - Encarna
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**Encarna rolls 94**

Wait a minute, that's just a bear!
#40 to #38 - officersofthecourt
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Who do you think you are, insulting an officer of the court like that?

we're so sorry sir bearington we will deal with this commoner
#171 to #40 - anon id: 3d83ccef
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**anonymous rolls 44**
roll for resist kick!
#39 to #38 - imadeanaccountforu
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#107 to #31 - anon id: d645cf1d
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I'm not sure how long you've been around, but I'm already sick of this gimmick
User avatar #187 to #107 - iamchicken
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**** you anon sirbearington is best gimmick.
User avatar #32 to #31 - bearingtonbutler
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Yes, sir, I do believe that is one of your old questing companions.
User avatar #89 - orgasmpirate
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**orgasmpirate rolls 66** I never get dubs anyway.
User avatar #90 to #89 - orgasmpirate
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what in the actual ****?
User avatar #96 to #90 - walcorn
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apparently you do
#14 - ironsoul
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I can't remember the last time I rolled over a 15
User avatar #17 to #14 - Mecryte
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I have one that didn't roll under 15 after 20 rolls.
#60 - hughjackmanfan
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**hughjackmanfan rolls 21**
#63 to #60 - hughjackmanfan
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#52 - Sworley
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but can he see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast cr otch
but can he see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast cr otch
User avatar #54 to #52 - warioteam
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**warioteam rolls 23**
User avatar #55 to #54 - warioteam
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if 99 = max roll, then no, he has convinced himself that is the squareness that maximizes flavor.
User avatar #53 to #52 - clavatninenine [OP]
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dude. he rolled a ******* 20.

He gets unlimited HBO for free.
#150 - noophdelivered
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>be in underground maze infested with baddies   
>find a stairwell   
>"i'd like to make a spot check in the stairwell"   
>roll a 20   
>"you find some stairs"   
>mfw
>be in underground maze infested with baddies
>find a stairwell
>"i'd like to make a spot check in the stairwell"
>roll a 20
>"you find some stairs"
>mfw
#16 - galgawine
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>obligitory "they're taking the hobbits to Isengard" post
User avatar #28 to #16 - chaossniper
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they are taking hobbit chan to mordor those baka