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TL;DR Wikipedia Compilation Part 5

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CSI
List (Crime Scene Investigation} is a popular
television franchise that imagines what criminal
forensics labs would be like if they weren' t staffed
by community college graduates.
Scientology
Depending on how good your lawyers are,
Scientology is either a completely legitimate
religious system based on the seeking of
or a thinly yelled scam used to
wrest money from the and
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Freemasonry
Freemasonry is a secret society
committed to the ideals of trying to make secret
societies seem a lot more influential than they
Internet Explorer
Internet Explorer (or IE) is a web browser used to
access Internet.
Clitoris
Other than all of her feelings, the clitoris is the
most sensitive part of a woman routinely ignored by
Law school
A law school (also known as a school of law or
college of law) is an educational institution
specializing in delaying unemployment for three
years.
Condom
A condom is a latex device used to prevent
pregnancy by neutralizing any stimulation that
might lead to ejaculation.
Fire escape
Afire escape is a metal staircase on the exterior of
a building that allows occupants to flee the danger
of a fire for the safety of racing down a rickety
Haiku
A haiku is a poem that is seventeen syllables too
Toyota is the world' s leading manufacturer of
automobile recalls.
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User avatar #28 - deadlockr (05/07/2014) [-]
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Part 6 has been uploaded for those who enjoy the compos as much as I enjoy making them: www.funnyjunk.com/TL+DR+Wikipedia+Compilation+6/funny-pictures/5130166
User avatar #20 - christhecatfj (05/07/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I like how the entry for haiku has seventeen syllables.

'A haiku is a
poem that is seventeen
syllables too long.'

Well played.

User avatar #3 - jibb (05/07/2014) [+] (6 replies)
2/10 for the effort
9/10 for the funny
0/10 for the thumbwhoring

11/10 would want more
#40 - Indubidubly (05/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**Indubidubly rolled image**
#5 - shaturnex ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
**shaturnex rolled image** what i use a condom for.
User avatar #21 - notlucozeid (05/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
or you know, I could simply go on tldrwikipedia.tumblr.com/ and read them all instead of waiting for your compilations
#35 - matralith (05/07/2014) [-]
mfw I go to law school
mfw I go to law school
#85 - upyoursnumbnuts (05/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Shouldn't the definition of Scientology also be given to religion in general?
#89 to #88 - iamthepapercut (05/08/2014) [-]
Okay you cynical little cunt waffle, how about this.

www.samaritanspurse.org/ Meet samaritan's purse, a christian organization devoted to helping the less fortunate since the 1970's. Providing food, medical care, building houses, and more for poor people across the globe affected by everything from natural disaster to genocide.

This is one global organization. There are certainly others, not to mention probably upwards of a thousand church-funded or religiously based local organizations throughout the US alone.

So how about you kindly **** off. Yeah, I think religion of most kinds is largely ******** . That's my opinion. However I'm not stupid enough to think they haven't had at least some positive impact on the planet.
#84 - azraelthemage (05/07/2014) [-]
Haikus can be fun.   
But sometimes they don't make sense.   
Refrigerator
Haikus can be fun.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator
User avatar #70 - masturbakor (05/07/2014) [+] (5 replies)
i cant wear condoms. they kill my boner, making penetration impossible and cause embarrassment. i am doomed to someday get an STD/STI (depending on where you're from) and i am somehow okay with this.
User avatar #75 to #74 - masturbakor (05/07/2014) [-]
or just.... bareback anal.
#125 - fefe (05/08/2014) [+] (5 replies)
As an uncut male I have trouble understanding the whole "condoms make me feel absolutely nothing"

In my experience (which is not that much to be perfectly honest) I've found standard condoms made me MORE sensative, and in order to compensate for that I have to use the numbing ones.

Serious question to other uncut guys: I've only had sex five times, does the sensativity problem get better or should I just start using lidocaine as lubrcant?
Serious question to the guys who complain about condoms: Is this really a thing, and if so are you cut or uncut?
#119 - Nightelfbane (05/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
THE APOCALYPSE HAS COME
#118 - masterpig (05/08/2014) [-]
i work at a toyota dealership and i can honestly admit there are a lot of ******* recalls
#108 - ggggotmethisname (05/08/2014) [-]
test
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#69 - kaitora (05/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Semi-butthurt Toyota owner here.

Toyota has a lot of recalls, but that doesn't mean they're bad cars. Quite the contrary. GM made cars that killed several customers by electrocuting them. This was an acknowledged issue, but one that had been intentionally ignored. At least Toyota has the courtesy to fix your damn car for free, even if it happened to be 6 years old and had a problem you didn't know of.
User avatar #82 to #69 - spinaltap (05/07/2014) [-]
I agree, Toyota actually takes pride in the cars they make, and whenever they screw up they fix it.
#18 - irishhandgrenade (05/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Really like these want more !!!!!
Really like these want more !!!!!
User avatar #137 - skeptical (05/08/2014) [-]
*Honda
#110 - fefe (05/08/2014) [-]
I can't login either Addy.
at all says Nu11 for username.
-Heartlessstoner
#90 - fefe (05/08/2014) [-]
ftfy
#60 - wubbalubbadubdub (05/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**wubbalubbadubdub rolled image** sticky please
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