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TL;DR Wikipedia Compilation Part 4

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Mirror
At this point, a mirror is likely the most
photographed object in the world.
Red carpet
The red carpet is just another thing celebrities walk
all over in their undying quest for one more fleeting
scrap of attention.
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Quip
A quip is a joke told by someone who went to an
League college.
Giraffe
The giraffe is nature' s peeping Tom,
Mount Rushmore
Mount Rushmore is a mountain in the Black Hills
of South Dakota noted for its giant busts of four
US. presidents who were instrumental in taking the
mountain from Indians.
Cinco Mayo
Bingo Mayo is an annual holiday
commemorating the availability of 1/ 2 price
Margaritas and apps until mm.
Asterisk
An asterisk is a typographical symbol used to
denote that something is total ******** .
Razor
A razor is a sharp blade or set of blades used to
shave men' s faces and women' s legs until such a
time as it gets downgraded to shaving their
genitals.
Titanium
Titanium is a metallic element, the strong and
lightweight properties of which will never prevent
you from sucking at golf.
Frankenstein
Sorry, but technically it' s "' s
monster."
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#4 - snickerbones (05/07/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Hesus christo, how much do you pay your factory workers to make these comps this quick?
#14 - mymommasallama ONLINE (05/07/2014) [+] (7 replies)
ok i call 						********					 on the razor one.....shave your balls with a dull razor and tell me how that goes.
ok i call ******** on the razor one.....shave your balls with a dull razor and tell me how that goes.
#31 - robotekk (05/07/2014) [+] (5 replies)
"Gib me x thumbs and I'll copy paste more from tldrwikipedia.tumblr"
User avatar #29 - thewiseass (05/07/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Actually, Cinco de Mayo is a day of mourning the Titanic. You see, on that day the Titanic was supposed to deliver a large quantity of a precious good to Mexico. This precious good was Mayonnaise. But, since the Titanic sank, the Mexicans never got their Mayonnaise, which is commonly called Mayo, on time. So every year they mourn the lost Mayonnaise that was on the Titanic on Cinco de Mayo, a.k.a. "Sinking of the Mayonnaise."
#44 - coolsnow (05/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
My first thought when asterisk came up
My first thought when asterisk came up

#67 - supertanto (05/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Four of these down, and I'm already kinda sick of them... See you at post 27
#97 - thelastelephant (05/07/2014) [-]
MFW Titanium
#34 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
Just logged in, found number 1 on front page.   
"Oh, this is cool. I hope OP makes more soon...."   
   
   
"Jesus 						*******					 Christ there's FOUR of them"   
Mfw my brain hits overload. Keep up the good work m8.
Just logged in, found number 1 on front page.
"Oh, this is cool. I hope OP makes more soon...."


"Jesus ******* Christ there's FOUR of them"
Mfw my brain hits overload. Keep up the good work m8.
#77 - plaguehammer (05/07/2014) [+] (10 replies)
No, it's Frankenstein and everyone who says "actually it's Frankenstein's monster huh" is a retarded hipster who thinks he's cool despite having never read the book. In Mary Shelley's book, the monster identifies itself as Dr. Frankenstein's son and therefore decides to call itself Frankenstein since that's it's name.
#102 to #77 - spanishninja ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
read the mother 						*******					 book, 						******					.
read the mother ******* book, ****** .
#38 - mrgoodlove (05/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**mrgoodlove rolled image** what rock group has 4 guys that don't say anything?  Mt. Rushmore
**mrgoodlove rolled image** what rock group has 4 guys that don't say anything? Mt. Rushmore
#112 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (05/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I don't get the "Quip" article, can you help me, jokexplain?
I don't get the "Quip" article, can you help me, jokexplain?
User avatar #114 to #112 - gameshredder (05/07/2014) [-]
Quipexplain
User avatar #45 - lotengo (05/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
My razors start by shaving my balls and the shaft of my penis. And then get degrated to the face and or legs

yes,the base of the shaft of my penis has hair on it, but only on the first 1,5 centimeter
User avatar #46 to #45 - Funnel (05/07/2014) [-]
Half your cock grows pubes? Gross!
#33 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
-1
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#16 to #11 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
Not like the site name is in the title and on the bottom of every single picture.
User avatar #1 - mrpotatofudge (05/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I love you op
User avatar #2 to #1 - deadlockr (05/07/2014) [-]
I love you too, mrpotatofudge
#75 - iamthepapercut (05/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I pulled the blankets aside and saw that I really did have maggots crawling all over my body. I was so whacked out I loved it. But I also saw that I had a rash spreading over my tummy and my thighs, and I was soaked with sweat. And then suddenly I needed to see what it looked like between my legs. I sat up a little, picked up the hand mirror I have on the table next to my bed, and held it between my thighs.

My pussy was totally gaped wide open. I'd never seen it like that before. It reminded me of a mouth in a sick, gagging expression. My inner lips were swollen and dark purple, almost black, while my outer lips were cherry red and I was losing a layer of dead skin, like a sunburn. A stream of the light brown slime was oozing from inside my vagina and down my butt crack onto the ****** mattress. Although I could still feel a large mass of maggots and rotten meat inside me, there were maggots everywhere between my legs. Hundreds of them.

And then I saw my fingers on my pussy. They plunged deep into my vagina and dragged out a wad of slime and maggots, which I pressed hard against my clit. I remember having a huge orgasm right then, and I must have passed out. I think I was sobbing too, but I'm not sure.

That's all I remember until I woke up in the hospital.
#103 to #75 - spanishninja ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
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