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TL;DR Wikipedia Compilation Part 3

What a response I'm getting from these compilations! I'm really happy you enjoy them, and, as promised, Part 3 is here!

Previous parts of this compilation series:
Part 1: funnyjunk.com/My+first+compilation+TL+DR+Wikipedia/funny-pictures/5128883/
Part 2: funnyjunk.com/TL+DR+Wikipedia+Compilation+Part+2/funny-pictures/5129100/

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Che Guevara
Ernesto "Che" Guevara, commonly known as m
Che, was an Argentinian toshiro tycoon.
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Solid
Solid is the fundamental state of matter that hurts k As .
most when hurled at your head. y ", if
Automobile Horn
An automobile horn (or car hom) is an
electronically activated device used to alert other
drivers that you are an asshole,
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Vibrator
A vibrator is a personal
massager that satisfies all of a lonely woman' s
needs that her oat either cant or won' t.
Roman numerals
Roman numerals are an ancient Roman system of
organizing ,
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Toilet
What is and is not a toilet kind of depends on
how drunk you are,
Softball
Softball is a popular variation of the sport of
baseball, played with a bigger ball, smaller field,
and fatter people.
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Kurt Cobain
Kurt Cobain was the leader of the grunge band
Nirvana until April 5, 1994, when he died from an
overdose of shotgun,
How I Met Your Mother
How I Met Your Mother was an Amen can
sitcom about a father telling his kids the
whimsical tale of how their mother died before
he grew to resent her.
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Ringo Starr
Ringo Starr (born Richard Starkey) is a British
drummer who achieved fame as the least famous
member of the Beatles.
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#1 - cmetrollin (05/06/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Jesus man, you're pumping these out faster than a 12 year old in a sweat shop.
#8 - bigredthunder (05/06/2014) [-]
"Overdose of shotgun"
"Overdose of shotgun"
#14 - tomahawkkit (05/07/2014) [+] (6 replies)
**tomahawkkit rolled image** I honesty only know two members of the beetles, ringo from the internet, and john lemon because he was shot
#15 to #14 - deadlockr (05/07/2014) [-]
Where were you when john lenin dies
#94 - numbertwozeldafan (05/07/2014) [+] (4 replies)
"Overdose of Shotgun" killed me.
"Overdose of Shotgun" killed me.
User avatar #98 to #94 - invshika (05/07/2014) [-]
it killed him too
#48 - hoboguyman (05/07/2014) [-]
**hoboguyman rolled image** "That her cat either can't or won't." wat
#9 - papaspipi (05/06/2014) [-]
**papaspipi rolled image**

mfw Che Guevara
#49 - looneyfortheluna (05/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#5 - pandawarlord (05/06/2014) [-]
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User avatar #32 - deadlockr (05/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Part 4 is up: www.funnyjunk.com/TL+DR+Wikipedia+Compilation+Part+4/funny-pictures/5129516

I'm hitting the hay now, so there won't be any more comps in the next 10 or so hours, and considering the popularity these have gained rather quickly, I'm probably going to wake up to a lot of notifications.
#52 - yuukoku (05/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
When the teenage girl in front of me has sat at a green light for ten seconds on her phone blaring Justin Bieber out the windows of her hot pink hummer, I think I'm well within my right to honk a bit.
#50 - mrsnowballs (05/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Lost it at Roman numerals
Lost it at Roman numerals
#12 - negroname (05/07/2014) [-]
"overdose of shotgun"
"overdose of shotgun"
#18 - jasonseagull (05/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Keep 'em coming. The Kurt Cobain one gets me every time
Keep 'em coming. The Kurt Cobain one gets me every time
#83 - huffelsnuff (05/07/2014) [-]
"Overdose of shotgun"
"Overdose of shotgun"
#95 - iamthepapercut (05/07/2014) [+] (11 replies)
I crawled to the other side of the dumpster, sat down next to my garbage bag, and placed it in front of me. The horrid smell was already stronger. I carefully tore open the bag and there they were, probably thousands of maggots, beige-yellow with little black spots on them, writhing in a large mass. I couldn't even see the rotting meat underneath. Dozens more clung to the inside of the plastic bag, which was coated with a thick light-brown slime. It was such a repulsive sight I thought I was going to throw up right there, but I didn't. I took time to get control of myself, fingering my clit and staring at the maggots, trying to work up the courage to continue.   
   
I scooped up some of the slime on my gloved finger and brought it to my nose. I knew what it was from research I'd done before, digestive juices from the maggots, and it smelled just horrible. That's what I want to smell like. That's the stench that's going to come from my vagina. Spreading my legs wide apart, I dragged my slimy finger between my pussy lips. My clit felt like a little pebble beneath the slime. I didn't want to cum right then though. I was on the edge of gagging,but I knew there was no turning back now.   
   
The maggots felt like nothing I'd ever experienced. They had such energy. They felt so alive. I was fascinated and nauseous at the same time. Sinking my fingers into the mass, I felt the solid meat beneath. Gently breaking it apart I could see that the meat had turned gray except for the very center, still pink, and that the maggots had bored into it. There was still plenty of food for my filthy little babies. I broke off a small chunk that was covered with them on one side and held it for a moment while I fought not to vomit. It was finally time. I leaned forward, and holding my pussy lips apart with one hand, I gritted my teeth and pushed the maggot-covered chunk of meat into my vagina. And then, totally without expecting it, I climaxed. A quick, sharp orgasm that only made me want more.
I crawled to the other side of the dumpster, sat down next to my garbage bag, and placed it in front of me. The horrid smell was already stronger. I carefully tore open the bag and there they were, probably thousands of maggots, beige-yellow with little black spots on them, writhing in a large mass. I couldn't even see the rotting meat underneath. Dozens more clung to the inside of the plastic bag, which was coated with a thick light-brown slime. It was such a repulsive sight I thought I was going to throw up right there, but I didn't. I took time to get control of myself, fingering my clit and staring at the maggots, trying to work up the courage to continue.

I scooped up some of the slime on my gloved finger and brought it to my nose. I knew what it was from research I'd done before, digestive juices from the maggots, and it smelled just horrible. That's what I want to smell like. That's the stench that's going to come from my vagina. Spreading my legs wide apart, I dragged my slimy finger between my pussy lips. My clit felt like a little pebble beneath the slime. I didn't want to cum right then though. I was on the edge of gagging,but I knew there was no turning back now.

The maggots felt like nothing I'd ever experienced. They had such energy. They felt so alive. I was fascinated and nauseous at the same time. Sinking my fingers into the mass, I felt the solid meat beneath. Gently breaking it apart I could see that the meat had turned gray except for the very center, still pink, and that the maggots had bored into it. There was still plenty of food for my filthy little babies. I broke off a small chunk that was covered with them on one side and held it for a moment while I fought not to vomit. It was finally time. I leaned forward, and holding my pussy lips apart with one hand, I gritted my teeth and pushed the maggot-covered chunk of meat into my vagina. And then, totally without expecting it, I climaxed. A quick, sharp orgasm that only made me want more.
#35 - include (05/07/2014) [-]
That Kurt Cobain one.
That Kurt Cobain one.
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