THE ULTIMATE BRO. In which we see a man tell a story about a time something never happened.. Changing out with my best friend at his apartment. playing vidya li 4Chan greentext butts
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THE ULTIMATE BRO

THE ULTIMATE BRO. In which we see a man tell a story about a time something never happened.. Changing out with my best friend at his apartment. playing vidya li

In which we see a man tell a story about a time something never happened.

Changing out with my best friend at his apartment. playing vidya
like 1 AM. his sexy as hell girlfriend shows up considerably drunk
s clearly super horny. and is practically begging him to ditch me and have sex with her
mostlyjunk ignores her
then starts hitting en mete make - he doesn' t give a ****
Decalogue is exchanged with her basically saying she' s genna get naked and doesn' t care which ene of us ***** her and gees to his bedroom
out a condom and gives it to me
Baisically pushes mete his bedroom. despite me being confused as **** . and when I protest he says not to werry about him because he "wasjust play singleplayer for a while" while he waits
he knowthat I was still virgin. despite best efforts
walk in. she' s laying there and is a bit disappointed. but still eager
Hawkward sex ensues
reemerge seme time later
leeks at me. simply asks "All done?"
go to ask him what the **** he' s thinking. he simply stands up walks into his bedroom.
Twalks opte her and says "You' been cheating en me with gguy in haven' t you? Dent lie. I know you have. Pack up everthings and get the **** out of my sight."
screams curses at him. threas **** . he stands there and stares herderp until she finally leaves.
at him in utter awe
leeks back at me and before I can say anything he says "I was genna break up with her anyway. and I needed to get you laid. Twe birds. ene stone."
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User avatar #1 - terriblytreble (06/26/2014) [-]
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inb4 someone doesn't read the description, calls it fake
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