Ain' t No Mountain wry Enough
He: "hand a large Dew."
Customer: ‘Tm sorry, did you just call me a Jew?"
swifty: "But honey, you are a Jew."
He: “Uh no, sorry. I meant a large Mountain Dew."
Customer: “Uh really? Really, I' m flattered but I' never
been to the mountains.”
Customer: '' bangs his Fists against his chest"' “I am
the large mountain Jew!"
s wife: * to me'" "I am so sorry about him.
Honnestly, I can' t take him anywhere."
The large mountain Jew goes anywhere he wants