THE MOUNTAIN JEW. Adolf might have some trouble with this one.. Ain' t No Mountain wry Enough He: "hand a large Dew." Customer: ‘Tm sorry, did you just call me
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THE MOUNTAIN JEW

Adolf might have some trouble with this one.

Ain' t No Mountain wry Enough
He: "hand a large Dew."
Customer: ‘Tm sorry, did you just call me a Jew?"
swifty: "But honey, you are a Jew."
He: “Uh no, sorry. I meant a large Mountain Dew."
Customer: “Uh really? Really, I' m flattered but I' never
been to the mountains.”
Customer: '' bangs his Fists against his chest"' “I am
the large mountain Jew!"
s wife: * to me'" "I am so sorry about him.
Honnestly, I can' t take him anywhere."
The large mountain Jew goes anywhere he wants
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Submitted: 01/12/2014
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#1 - bitedapillow (01/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#5 - illusiveshade **User deleted account** (01/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Legit or not. I still believe it is.
Legit or not. I still believe it is.
#12 - stevegasm (01/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Yes, excellent   
No one can hope to defeat the mighty Mountain Jew   
He is the protector of our species
Yes, excellent
No one can hope to defeat the mighty Mountain Jew
He is the protector of our species
#13 - HolyArachnid (01/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
".....but you may know him by his nickname.....The Bear Jew!"
#14 - taiwanese (01/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#17 - ezlyryb (01/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Mountain Jew goes where he pleases. Made this for the few league players who will get it
#11 - ljxjlos (01/13/2014) [-]
LARGE MOUNTAIN JEW GOES WHERE HE WANTS, WHEN HE WANTS!!!
#10 - cptantilles (01/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
MUNDO GO WHERE HE PLEASE!
#2 - capncrunchcapn (01/13/2014) [-]
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#27 - joancod (01/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
wtf
wtf
#7 - pacs ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
reminds me about a docs appointment i had
>hi i'm christian (my name)
he waits a second and goes to shake my hand
>hi and i'm Jewish ...
it took me a solid 10 sec to figure out why he told me his religion, it was kinda embarrassing
#34 - paparoachgirl (01/13/2014) [-]
Dat Description though.   
   
pic unrelated.
Dat Description though.

pic unrelated.
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#29 - SuperSixONE (01/13/2014) [-]
More like "Ain't No Mountain Rye Enough"
More like "Ain't No Mountain Rye Enough"
User avatar #28 - xenoquack (01/13/2014) [-]
Could have spelled it out. Just saying.
User avatar #24 - mrgoodlove (01/13/2014) [-]
Reminded me of the bear jew
User avatar #22 - Jewssassin (01/13/2014) [-]
Sounds like me in 10 years.
User avatar #19 - andranadu ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
I am a large mountain Jew and I can confirm this to be true.
User avatar #9 - zhayce (01/13/2014) [-]
This would be fun enough to watch.
#3 - Womens Study Major (01/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
if they are the customers then why are you ordering a mtn dew from them?

i know the "me" in the thing isnt actually you, js
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