THE KRAKEN HAS BEEN RELEASED. Nigtards everywhere. File: ks, surmise, ornage, jpg) " Anonymous (ID: ) tween 3( Tue) 08: 58: 55 So this is a story that happened
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THE KRAKEN HAS BEEN RELEASED

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File: ks, surmise, ornage, jpg) "
Anonymous (ID: ) tween 3( Tue) 08: 58: 55
So this is a story that happened a while ago, like 2 years, but it' s kinda epic so I might as well tell you
sbe me, Idyt and a salid T/ IO (what dfield me)
semi virgin. had a couple me but nothing serious, tried **** like ********* / getting his
semi Fm with sems SHE! really cool chick, been with surfer about 5 months
seas' s a virgin tee. but with even less fooling around experience that I have
sens day decide to man up and ivies her at my place. parents forthe weekend
sef seer's anon pick me up at T blah blah
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spuddenly out of newhere get the best ******* idea ever
siempre the movie store. pick upthe movie I wanted
sit' s clash ofthe titans. Meet had become available en dvd atm
swatch it before going to pick her up. still with that idea in my head
shut down the but not the dvd reader. its paused at the moment I stopped
sws sems backto my place
sge get sems beer. my dad told me I could drink sems but not with mlgf
sten‘ t really mind. not like hes gens know
sgf starts to get drunk slowly
ashs drunkenly walks downstairs hem my reem. new in the living reem
smeller her and cut the ******** . tell her I want her
smhh I want you tee anon "giggles'
she' s SC) done
pstart kissing. getting really hot
essentually end up in only pants, she' s in underwear
ffeel a hand starting to fondle fer my dick
smy master plan can new activate
stern en . she doesn' t notice since image is slette sems en
is at max
spell my dick out and press play en the dvd player
Nelson yelling RELEASE THE KRAKEN at like 1000000
skive my ofthe meet massive in history
ashs falls down the couch and starts running
smfw she dumped me
smfw it was worth it
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#1 - reapermaster has deleted their comment [-]
#3 - tostito (11/02/2013) [-]
"MFW it was worth it"
"MFW it was worth it"
#2 - ugabz (11/02/2013) [-]
i can almost picture it
User avatar #5 - icameheretotroll (11/03/2013) [-]
This was perfect
#7 - pedocommando ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
>sides now approaching low-orbit
#9 - gabemczombie (11/03/2013) [-]
This i must do someday....
This i must do someday....
#8 - willindor (11/03/2013) [-]
Best thing that I have read this fall.
User avatar #6 - mikesch (11/03/2013) [-]
Holy damn.
#16 - smartwon (11/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
1000 decibels would have killed you how did you get 100000?
User avatar #17 to #16 - tarnis (11/03/2013) [-]
dont be that guy, nobody likes that guy.
User avatar #15 - jackmanagan (11/03/2013) [-]
*applause
Tried a cock slap.
She tried to move.
it became a phallic uppercut to the chin
She bit her tongue
Frantically apologize while laughing
Got sex anyways.
#14 - devout feminist (11/03/2013) [-]
i woulda hit play when i was about to cum

just as awesome/effective, but you dont miss out on seks
#13 - doddythechef (11/03/2013) [-]
i can't breath!
i can't breath!
User avatar #12 - wwlllmyfault (11/03/2013) [-]
" She Falls down " Jeez OP
#11 - devout feminist (11/03/2013) [-]
>Liam Nelson
#4 - smithforprez (11/03/2013) [-]
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