TELL CONFESSABEAR (see desc)
Alright guys I have an idea that I think would be good for this site and its members. Simply put I will be your Confessabear, confess your secrets to me. They can be sad, happy, embarrassing, depressing, whatever just something you've always wanted to get off your chest. Now i know what you're thinking, where's the funny well here's where it is: I will take the best confessions and put them in a compilation for your amusement. NOW DON'T WORRY I won't put your name or any information about who sent in the confession. I don't care about who sends it in, man, woman, child, high ranking member, low ranking, phanact, anon, even me, it makes no difference. All I say is that you PM me the message so it's easier for me to keep track and compile as well as keeping amenity, and i will delete the message within a week. If you guys like it i'll try to publish a weekly confession, let me know with support. For my first post I have one confession/story from a "friend" of mine and it's kind of embarrassing funny. He got a job at a place with a pool and a small burger shack next to it. He works with three other people, another man, a 30some year old, and a stunning beautiful girl. It was tradition to throw the workers in the pool on the end of summer. He had an ear infection and couldn't do it so only she got thrown in. At the time he thought he had a panty fetish. After she changed and dried off she went to the bathroom to retrieve her purse from the employee lockers. During this time he took her swimsuit bottoms and sort of smelled them...not only did he learn he didn't have that fetish, he vomited in the bag that was holding her uniform, swimsuit, phone, and wallet. He lied and said a kid got sick and did it.
So if you guys think this is good send me your confessions (hopefully shorter then this) and laugh at the result. Trust me it feels better to just let the burden of secret go.