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T'is the Season

Always recycle

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File: 1386979_ -( 39 KB, assess, Mpg} E
exchange at work
met paired with guy We never got along with
elm the loner of the office
nnice old lady that sits next to retells me she overheard him telling people he' s going to get me a book on how to make friends and get a
Wis wife and daughter died in a car accident over a year ago
buy him a book on how to find a wife and another book on how to conceive
dday of gift exchange
open my gift
suffice erupts in laughter
she opens his gift
is silent
Wis face gets red and he walks into office breakroom
get called a few names by outworkers
ago in breakroom to make popcorn
she' s sitting there teared up surrounded by peoplestring to comfort him
anobody looks at me the entire time I' m waiting for my popcorn
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Submitted: 12/14/2013
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User avatar #2 - dabronydude (12/14/2013) [+] (18 replies)
that is just harsh...
User avatar #3 to #2 - amberc (12/14/2013) [-]
No, the guy was an asshole to begin with. If you can be mean to people you should at least be able to take the backlash.
User avatar #9 - meganinja (12/15/2013) [-]
I hate how you guys are defending the douche nozzle. I wouldn't have done it myself, but only because I wouldn't have been sure if the first guy was going to get me the insult present in the first place. Good on anon for sticking up for himself.
#12 - slothmaster (12/15/2013) [-]
double standards are a bitch.
double standards are a bitch.
User avatar #18 - zomgwaffle (12/15/2013) [+] (9 replies)
If you're gonna be a dick you're fair game.
#23 - minutes ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
Why wouldn't that be justified? Of course it's a dick move, but the other guy pulled something similar off as well.    
   
When i would have received a book on how to get a gf a few years ago, i would probably have thought about how useless and 						****					 i am for a month or more, feeling completely crappy. Sure, the other guys think "Man it was just a joke, he won't take it too serious"   
   
But in the end, both presents can hurt on an long lasting emotional level. CAN doesn't mean that it has to. Maybe this guy doesn't give a 						****					 about being a lone etc.    
It's the other guys own fault, he completely deserved it in my opinion.
Why wouldn't that be justified? Of course it's a dick move, but the other guy pulled something similar off as well.

When i would have received a book on how to get a gf a few years ago, i would probably have thought about how useless and **** i am for a month or more, feeling completely crappy. Sure, the other guys think "Man it was just a joke, he won't take it too serious"

But in the end, both presents can hurt on an long lasting emotional level. CAN doesn't mean that it has to. Maybe this guy doesn't give a **** about being a lone etc.
It's the other guys own fault, he completely deserved it in my opinion.
#1 - flemsdfer ONLINE (12/14/2013) [-]
Damn that's cold.
User avatar #24 - qauronexoforce (12/15/2013) [-]
This is brilliant, anon & douche nozzle weren't friends, douche nozzle wasn't just trying to make a joke he was trying to bully and humiliate anon and for all I care he can **** himself with a chainsaw.
User avatar #41 - StarDragon ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
Great way to deal with a bully. if the guy is dealing with the loss of his family by inflicting pain on others he deserves the kick in the nuts.
User avatar #27 - ninjahitman (12/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
It's like when this fat kid used to say something about my long hair, "pube head" or something like that. Told him that I can just cut off my hair, which would take minutes, whereas it would take him a good couple of years to get rid of his imperfection. Can't just cut off a large amount of body mass.
#35 to #27 - Silver Quantum (12/15/2013) [-]
"Can't just cut off a large amount of body mass. "

wanna test that theory?
User avatar #15 - Crusader (12/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
No, OP went too far.

I honestly would expect him to be fired over something like that.

It's one thing to make a joke about stuff you can change (weight, social anxiety, etc) inb4 "You can't always change those" ******** , yes you can, it just takes dedication
It's another to mock someone's personal tragedies.

It would have been fine if OP went shot for shot, and got him something that made a joke about something he could manage, a weight loss book, a book on how to use basic office tools, hell a purple dildo with a note saying "So you can go **** yourself" would have been completely justified.

But this was too far, would you give a marathon training book to a quadriplegic? The Kama Sutra to a rape victim? These things go past getting even for a joke and will leave you in a worse situation than the one you started in.
User avatar #26 to #15 - ninjahitman (12/15/2013) [-]
>would you give a marathon training book to a quadriplegic? The Kama Sutra to a rape victim?
Yes, the ideas that are flowing through my mind are delightful. I have a crippled friend in a wheelchair, he'd appreciate a good marathon book or two.
User avatar #34 - Silver Quantum (12/15/2013) [-]
story doesn't make much sense. look at it this way: who better to understand what anon's going through than someone who doesn't have the people he cared for anymore? they both feel alone and lost one way or another and even if that wouldn't be the case that they'd get along, the last thing you'd feel like doing after going through such a big loss, is bully someone for whatever reason. it might make sense from a psychological standpoint to bully someone as a measure of coping with whatever you're going through, but it wouldn't make sense to bully someone who's going through a similar situation as yours
User avatar #11 - TwiztidNinja (12/15/2013) [-]
As a sociopath i approve of this gift exchange.
#7 - infexis (12/15/2013) [-]
**infexis rolled a random image posted in comment #175 at Offensive beautiful wallpapers ** That is truly beautiful.
#8 - rosietheamazon (12/15/2013) [-]
i get the humor it's 4chan so take it with a grain of salt and assume it's a lie.   
buying him something really awesome would have sunk his gift and made him look like a piece of 						****					. then the loner would be the awesome guy who got that asshole a really great gift that one time.
i get the humor it's 4chan so take it with a grain of salt and assume it's a lie.
buying him something really awesome would have sunk his gift and made him look like a piece of **** . then the loner would be the awesome guy who got that asshole a really great gift that one time.
#40 - evanxzile (12/15/2013) [-]
Well, that's not very nice.
Well, that's not very nice.
User avatar #37 - comicsjoey **User deleted account** (12/15/2013) [-]
is easier to deal with the lose of family than social anxiety. Or are you going to tell me that your family is always on the verge of death and you can do something about it? no, you cant. they are dead as a corpse can be, so grow a pair, be a man, and go on. But the other guy, the loner, he is always struggling with society, because he lacks social skills. Thus, we could say that the loner lives a hell everyday, and that douche makes it worse , while the douche lived that hell long ago when they died.he deserved it.
User avatar #33 - slapchoppin (12/15/2013) [-]
thats a bit much

sure he's being a prick but you don't have to make fun of his dead family

also this **** would get you fired and it would be nearly impossible to get another job in that field
#48 - dissectedtesticle (12/15/2013) [-]
you hurt someone and don't expect that someone to retaliate? wow.
#47 - paranoidjack (12/15/2013) [-]
I seem to have started a debate... This was not my intention, please play nice
I seem to have started a debate... This was not my intention, please play nice
#46 - Womens Study Major (12/15/2013) [-]
What alot of you probably dont know is that man in the picture could **** you up, and everything you know and love. Thats Andersen SIlva. YouTube it.
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