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#3
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viscerys ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-] "Swipe right, I like everyone."
*swipe right*
No match.
Lying bitch.
*swipe right*
No match.
Lying bitch.
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ndepicninja ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
tfw really hard to put on weight cause fast metabolism anyone got tips?
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anon (01/10/2016) [-]
I have never used tinder.
Never needed to.
And yet here I am on Funnyjunk, like a gigantic cock sucking faggot Which I am
Never needed to.
And yet here I am on Funnyjunk, like a gigantic cock sucking faggot Which I am
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mrhazzy (01/11/2016) [-] My girlfriends head game isn't strong... I've given her some tips but she gives me the "death stare"
...any help?
...any help?
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mrhazzy (01/11/2016) [-] haha thanks, I've given her tips and ideas, and she mostly shrugs it off and does her thing, which is literally nothing, she puts the head in her mouth and just applies pressure, no tongue, no head bobbing, no licking, just pressure...
I usually end up thrusting into her mouth but she doesn't like that... So I don't get to experience blowjobs... ever.
I usually end up thrusting into her mouth but she doesn't like that... So I don't get to experience blowjobs... ever.
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rangerofthesea (01/11/2016) [-] its alright...my wife was great at them. then she had wedding cake and sex seems like a chore anymore. its probably going to end in divorce if she doesnt start putting out more than once a week.
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mrhazzy (01/11/2016) [-] I don't think I've ever experienced a "proper" blowjob, just half arsed attempts at putting my penis in her mouth, I love her to bits, and something like this isn't going to end my relationship, but it's certainly putting a dampener on our sex life, because she asks if I want a blowjob, and I don't have the heart to tell her no...
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rangerofthesea (01/11/2016) [-] trust me. it will eventually bother you that you cant experience the sexual experiences you long for. i thought ok i can deal with not having sex every few days. but then every few days turned into once a week and for awhile there once a week was once a month. and when it got to there i told her she needed to start performing more for me or im going to leave her...she tried saying "our relationship isnt all about sex!" but i retorted with how i didnt get married to be celibate. i love her to pieces but i feel unattractive to her and unwanted sexually which is causing tensions to rise and me to be mad at her for little to no reason. all because she isnt willing to put out 2 or 3 times a week. i look good i make good money and i have a good personality but she doesnt seem to want me like that...and that just isnt sitting well with me.
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phantompaladin ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-] em18 used to be one of my fav models back in the day when porn was a bit harder to find for free, until I finally watched a video of her, and heard her speak.
a lot of my fav models turn me off once i hear their voice :/
Munroe too, so hot but damn dont open ur mouth girl
a lot of my fav models turn me off once i hear their voice :/
Munroe too, so hot but damn dont open ur mouth girl
