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#13 - ninjabadger ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
Oh my...

Aveline. SHE WAS THE BOOTY.
User avatar #107 to #13 - sergeantnovak (12/02/2013) [-]
That picture made me feel like blood rushed to my nose a bit
User avatar #47 to #13 - amanaman (12/02/2013) [-]
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i'll just leave this here

in case your stupid it's ****
User avatar #65 to #47 - itsmewaffle ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
only 14

i expected more.
#49 - goergesstpierre (12/02/2013) [-]
I still like this one better
User avatar #128 to #49 - tittentei (12/02/2013) [-]
Personally I think "I fight for the truth" is more fitting for Altaïr.
User avatar #140 to #128 - goergesstpierre (12/03/2013) [-]
Well it's been awhile but the whole point of your missions in AC1 was to move back up from a novice assassin because you lost from breaking the 3 tenets of the brotherhood(so basically regain your honor). You really didn't know about your leader being evil till the last mission.
User avatar #141 to #140 - brotherhood (12/03/2013) [-]
yes you are a bad man and a terrible assassin
#15 - thechosentroll (12/01/2013) [-]
Let's be honest, we need another charming twat of a main character to keep the damn thing going. Connor was decent, but he's no Ezio.
Let's be honest, we need another charming twat of a main character to keep the damn thing going. Connor was decent, but he's no Ezio.
#115 to #15 - comradewinter ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
Ezio was so good they had to make 3 games for him and guest appearances in other franchises.
User avatar #27 to #15 - kjftiger (12/02/2013) [-]
Was Ezio the one who said to the pope that he was suppose to protect (I think?) "Hey, I tried"? If so, he was my favorite. Never played, just watched my brother play.
#50 to #27 - chickenowski (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, I think Ezio was the only one who actually talked to the pope so.. I'm gonna go ahead and say it was Ezio.
User avatar #137 to #50 - kjftiger (12/02/2013) [-]
It might not have been the pope though...it was the game with uncle Mario.
I just remember him saying "It's me Mario!" and my brother and I laughing
User avatar #20 to #15 - blokrokker (12/02/2013) [-]
Connor was trying too hard to be Altair. Altair was stoic, but intense, while Connor was just stoic, to the point of being boring, and unconvincing when he got srs.
#29 to #20 - TheHutchie (12/02/2013) [-]
You, blokrokker, get it.

This guy gets it.
User avatar #37 to #15 - thisotherdude (12/02/2013) [-]
There will not be another Ezio, Ezio was too damn well written, he had motivation, character development, an actual personality, ext... I don't think the writers will be able to write a character (or a story) as good as Ezio and AC2 again.
User avatar #132 to #7 - tittentei (12/02/2013) [-]
Great ******* picture. Also pretty fitting that someone named "of Lore" posted this.
User avatar #10 to #7 - Shramin (12/01/2013) [-]
But Jenny kept the last name Scott!
User avatar #12 to #10 - MuahahaOfLore (12/01/2013) [-]
lol ur right

and she may never forgive whoever made this picture
#94 - alphagex (12/02/2013) [-]
I fight for Justice.

look at his bat nipples just look at it
bat credit card
#99 to #94 - Garude ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #101 to #99 - alphagex (12/02/2013) [-]
i love you, i knew sombody will get the reference that guy is awesome is their a equivalence of nostlia critict but sombody doing for animes? that be friken awesome

sorry for typos
User avatar #103 to #101 - Garude ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
If there were any in the future i'd watch them!
User avatar #104 to #103 - alphagex (12/02/2013) [-]
Best anime is.......................... ummm idk if i can say my opinion cuz i be treading a danger zone, but not to troll or anything but i do love bleach, and death note, used to love naruto but filler make me nuts, and fma of course fma, and ummm hellsing and high school of undead

bat credit card with bat nipples on it
User avatar #109 to #104 - Garude ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
been trying to catch up on Naruto shippuden myself. going to re-watch deathnote sometime after. bleach i never really got into but my gf is making me give it a try.
User avatar #111 to #109 - alphagex (12/02/2013) [-]
i suggest reading the manga for naurto shipuden less painful no fillers straight to the story plot,is worth re watching death note, love the smart way to kill people and avoid getting caught, as for bleach i suggest u watch it is awesome,good story line fight scene even the fillers are good
#112 to #111 - Garude ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
Thanks for the suggestion I'l consider it. I'm not much of a reader.
Thanks for the suggestion I'l consider it. I'm not much of a reader.
#113 to #112 - alphagex (12/02/2013) [-]
You are tearing me apart lisa!
#63 - ltbuttstrong ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
All I really want is an AC game set in feudal Japan
User avatar #66 to #63 - brokenhalf (12/02/2013) [-]
god damnit now i want that, as well
User avatar #67 to #63 - slothmaster (12/02/2013) [-]
They already confirmed that they won't do that, because it's too "cliché"_.
User avatar #75 to #67 - azraelthemage (12/02/2013) [-]
And a game about Pirates isn't?
User avatar #68 to #67 - ltbuttstrong ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
I know, but that doesn't stop me from wanting it
User avatar #69 to #68 - slothmaster (12/02/2013) [-]
we all want it.. they just won't ******* listen.
User avatar #87 to #69 - tkfourtwoone (12/02/2013) [-]
GOOD!

Devs who give in to crybabies' god-awful requests usually make the most stupid decisions!
User avatar #79 to #63 - tkfourtwoone (12/02/2013) [-]
Go play Ninja Gaiden then

Ninjas & Samurais are overused as ******* **** . Just as overused as WW2 **** .
Get. That. Into. Your. ******* . Thick. Skulls!
User avatar #84 to #79 - ltbuttstrong ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
Zombies are even more overused and people still make good zombie games, it just depends if it's done well or not. I never said Ninja & Samurai weren't overused anyway, I've just always believed, since the first game, that the setting would fit really well with the AC play style. And it could be amazing.

P.S. I think I will go play Ninja Gaiden, thank you

User avatar #82 to #79 - lyiat ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
Possibly because Ninja Gaiden isn't a ******* stealth or assassination game, and no ******* ninja games actually play to what shinobi actually are?
User avatar #86 to #82 - tkfourtwoone (12/02/2013) [-]
As if AC series is about stealth.... yeah right.

Look, I said this countless times before: samurais & ninjas & shurikens & katanas & WHATEVER are ******* overrused. They're TRULY cliche.
inb4 a pirate game appears every once in... how many years?

That's first of all!
Second of all, it would have absolutely NO connection to the main AC plot. Japan was a very isolated country up until the 19th century. Feudal Japan basically has absolutely no room for conspiracy theories regarding Templars & Assassins.

If they were to make a Japan-themed AC game it would have to be somewhere during the Meiji restoration period. when Western civilization has the greatest impact on the transformation of Japan from a Feudal state (which it still was in the 1800s) to a modern one.

But hey, weaboos gonna weaboo and are gonna jizz all the day at the thought of shinobi & whatever.
Kinda hard to use your head and figure out that either Victorian England or Revolutionary France would ACTUALLY MAKE a much more interesting setting!
#114 to #63 - spartansquirrel (12/02/2013) [-]
Personally I want one set in Ancient Rome not Renaissance Rome. though I did love Ezio as a character
#129 to #63 - kiermatv (12/02/2013) [-]
what about Vikings?
#46 - azraelthemage (12/02/2013) [-]
Actually, it was Redemption, Justice, and "Was told to" Or you could say he was protecting his people. Whichever helps you sleep better at night.

I want a game about Haytham's life. I want to know why he betrayed the order and became a Templar.
#56 to #46 - ODX (12/02/2013) [-]
Read up:
assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Haytham_Kenway

Essentially... Haytham's father (Edward) was killed and sister (Jennifer) kidnapped and his house burned down, but Haytham was saved by a Templar, Reginald Birch (who was Edward's "senior property managers" and also courting Jennifer, as well as the guy in the beginning act of AC3). From there he kinda raised Haytham and thus into the Templars since Edward had only secretly raised Haytham to be an Assassin but had never told him truly about it.
User avatar #61 to #46 - akkere (12/02/2013) [-]
I really loved Haythem as a character. I hated how they just kind of killed him off. I felt he had a lot of story potential, someone who could show why one might want to oppose the Assassins and support the Templars.
#116 to #46 - anon (12/02/2013) [-]
You use the spoiler eye to tell us there's another meaning to what you say..


But not the part where you ACTUALLY SPOIL SOMETHING
User avatar #139 to #116 - azraelthemage (12/02/2013) [-]
It's not a spoiler if it happens in the game's first act.
User avatar #48 to #46 - calawesome (12/02/2013) [-]
Haytham has the smoothest ******* james bond voice....plus he's badass.
User avatar #71 to #48 - reginleif (12/02/2013) [-]
Haytham's back story makes him pretty bad though... he pretty much plays clueless errand boy.... and that's all I'm saying cause spoilers.

THAT'S ALL I'M ******* SAYING!
#23 - dragondust (12/02/2013) [-]
AC4 is still the best one hands down.
AC4 is still the best one hands down.
User avatar #60 to #23 - akkere (12/02/2013) [-]
I thought AC2: Brotherhood was a lot better. Kick-ass battle against Cesare, delicious immersion, etc.

My biggest complaint with AC4 also is the lack of closure with the Employee at Abstergo - we don't really know anything about him other than he's a dude who works at Abstergo and does stuff with the Animus.
Rebecca and Shaun's " **** we're sorry but if you could like, keep hacking, that'd be gr8" was kind of misguided too.
User avatar #73 to #60 - deadlydong (12/02/2013) [-]
the thing is that the employee is suppose to be you. just like how they don't show master chiefs face in halo. its because they want you to immerse your self in the game. in case you didn't understand that they give the worker a diary although it doesn't go deep into his life you can get a sense of what kind of guy he is by the way he describes whats going on at work.
User avatar #83 to #23 - tkfourtwoone (12/02/2013) [-]
Actually haven't played AC2, but...

I really think it's very hard to top off AC2. The beginning of Ezio's journey, how he matures from a clueless playboy prick to a well-seasoned young man, Firenze, Venezia...
IMO pretty much NOTHING will ever compare to those 2 cities and how they were re-made
User avatar #118 to #23 - Rei ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
I think it's the best one because of the booty huntin'.
User avatar #127 to #23 - vicsix (12/02/2013) [-]
But AC2 is, you scallywag. ******
User avatar #24 to #23 - itisogre (12/02/2013) [-]
he wasnt even really an assassin though.
User avatar #25 to #24 - dragondust (12/02/2013) [-]
That was my biggest complaint before I got the game.
Pay attention in your playthrough. Look at what Edward and the pirates fight for.
The goals of the assassins and Edward are similar, they just don't get along well.
They also both oppose the Templars.

Plus, my point is that the game is by far the funnest. Outside the animus is also somewhat interesting this time.
User avatar #30 to #25 - MuahahaOfLore (12/02/2013) [-]
but his son becomes king templar. . .
User avatar #31 to #30 - dumdumduu (12/02/2013) [-]
Yeah but umm, Edward was dead by the time that happened.
#43 to #30 - azraelthemage (12/02/2013) [-]
And yet, he was probably the best character in AC3.
User avatar #124 to #43 - Gonnafly ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
I dunno, achilles was pretty cool.
#52 to #30 - horriblepancake (12/02/2013) [-]
why didn't you use this? i hope that isn't how it ends
User avatar #54 to #52 - misfitxcreepx (12/02/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure AC3 spoilers are fair game now. Especially since that spoiler was learned so quickly in AC3
#55 to #54 - horriblepancake (12/02/2013) [-]
sorry i thought that was AC4 spoilers i guess i must of missed something
User avatar #76 to #55 - azraelthemage (12/02/2013) [-]
It was revealed at the begining of the game, and was a key plot point in all of AC3. How can you miss something like that?
#90 to #76 - horriblepancake (12/02/2013) [-]
i played it when i came out but then my game broke so i didn't get to play it again for a while so i must of forgot
User avatar #53 to #52 - MuahahaOfLore (12/02/2013) [-]
you start off playing as him in the third game

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/assassintime/climb+this+tree/juXxGwh/
User avatar #74 to #24 - deadlydong (12/02/2013) [-]
He becomes an assassin around the end of the game.
User avatar #14 - mankey (12/01/2013) [-]
You Are a Pirate!
User avatar #45 to #14 - blackscales (12/02/2013) [-]
Never knew that Fred finished that animation....

Thank you for posting it.
User avatar #3 - fjanony (12/01/2013) [-]
Is AC 4: Black flag really as good as they say it is? And I mean gameplay as well as story.
#4 to #3 - akrakorn (12/01/2013) [-]
Yes, but don't expect a conclusion to the "real life" story arc.
User avatar #6 to #4 - fjanony (12/01/2013) [-]
So there is a real life story, I was afraid they wouldn't go on with it since desmond dies. Who do you play in real life now tho?
#9 to #6 - anon (12/01/2013) [-]
Just an anon's opinion, but the main story was not bad. It went on for a tad bit longer than I'd have liked for such little satisfaction it gave at the end. And be prepared to be on your ship for about 60% of the game (probably more). Gameplay wise, the mechanics are fine, and even more bushes to hide in than ac3. I would go for the extra gun holsters as soon as you can, they help a lot, and you can pretty much cheat on every boss fight with them. It felt a little watered down, definitely wasn't my favorite of the AC games, but it was not bad. 7/10 would play again. As for who you play as, you're in first person the entire time and I'm pretty sure they dont even mention if you're a boy or girl.
User avatar #21 to #9 - fjanony (12/02/2013) [-]
Well I did like fights with the ship in AC 3, so I'm ok with this.
Also I doubt they will make one better than AC 2 ever again, I liked the main store, present time story, and most of all Ezio, he was the best Assassin ever, watching him grow up from AC 2, through AC brotherhood and finally AC revelations was a nice experience and i got really attached to him, really sucked to move on to Connor later, but hey, the story must go on.
#8 to #6 - akrakorn (12/01/2013) [-]
A nameless abstergo researcher. I don't want to spoil anything.
User avatar #38 to #8 - xrainbowdashx (12/02/2013) [-]
i must know
#97 - jdferret (12/02/2013) [-]
I fight for my friends.
User avatar #119 to #97 - hiyorin (12/02/2013) [-]
I do crack and heroine
User avatar #105 to #97 - lastweek (12/02/2013) [-]
Why couldn't they just have kept roy? I hate Ike!
User avatar #26 - professorfj (12/02/2013) [-]
The Boondocks   The Easy Way or the Hard Way.
Gettin' booty is more important than eating food.
User avatar #100 - Bacula (12/02/2013) [-]
Is it me, or does Connor have no personality?
User avatar #108 to #100 - Aro (12/02/2013) [-]
All he said was "LAND OF THE FREEEEE AND DON'T HURT MY PEOPLE"

Also "WHERES CHARLES LEE"
User avatar #120 to #100 - KabulMan (12/02/2013) [-]
I don't think he was meant to. Historically Native American men/warriors were taught at birth not to show emotion (sign of weakness?). In fact Ubisoft had connor give a speech that showed emotion and explained a bunch of stuff but they removed it from the final copy. I don't know why but after listening to it I could say there would've been way less connor hate on the internet. here take a look for yourself Connor's Forsaken Epilogue soliloquy (deleted scene) - Assassin's Creed 3
User avatar #121 to #120 - xXBananaBishopXx (12/02/2013) [-]
That was an excellent speech, I wish they would have kept it in. But I never really hated Connor, he just seemed misunderstood and naive at times.
User avatar #123 to #121 - KabulMan (12/02/2013) [-]
Yeah I see what you mean its like everytime he confronted one of his assassination targets he'd say something really idealistic and they'd just **** all over his beliefs. But near the end I notice that he learned from them and started becoming more like his eyes where opening to the real world. Its a shame too that Ubisoft i done with Connor I think he would've been waaay better if they developed his story more (kind of like ezio). Personally Connor being in the french revolution would've just been perfect.
#95 - lordoxygen (12/02/2013) [-]
Connor logic:

"Why did you kill that prisoner?!!"

5 mins later

Guard:"It's him! Get him"

*Connor proceeds to kill 20 people with a hatchet, no ***** given*
#93 - nabagala (12/02/2013) [-]
**nabagala rolled a random image posted in comment #110 at Avatar ** this is what i fight for
User avatar #64 - akkere (12/02/2013) [-]
Technically, Connor was pretty much revenge too.
It was literally just him running around America being pissed off at everything. I mean he had a pretty damn good reason to be pissed off, don't get me wrong, but, goddamn, ************ had more revenge than Ezio.
#72 to #64 - deadlydong (12/02/2013) [-]
He learned through time that there's a difference between revenge and what need to be done,whats right, and what he should do. By the end of his journey it wasn't for revenge it was for freedom and righteousness.
He learned through time that there's a difference between revenge and what need to be done,whats right, and what he should do. By the end of his journey it wasn't for revenge it was for freedom and righteousness.
User avatar #62 - redknull (12/02/2013) [-]
Black Flag is actually quite good, despite the graphics aren't top notch.
#34 - heeveejeevees (12/02/2013) [-]
At first I really thought that James Kidd was kinda cute for a male and made me question my sexuality but turns out he was really a she.
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