Swells with patriotic jelly. I don't know if to be proud or annoyed that pretty much all these are true. Few exceptions: If someone doesn't say "thank you&
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*Swells with patriotic jelly*

Swells with patriotic jelly. I don't know if to be proud or annoyed that pretty much all these are true. Few exceptions: If someone doesn't say "thank you&

I don't know if to be proud or annoyed that pretty much all these are true.

Few exceptions: If someone doesn't say "thank you" I normally just shout "you're welcome" right at them. Ignorance is unforgivable and should be punishable by death.

I don't laugh after not hearing someone for the third time...I usually do it on the first

I say thank you as many times as humanly possible, while I'm helping the waiter clear up. This used to annoy the **** out of my missus haha.

Air blades! Everywhere has em now, no more waiting for ******* . But if someone is taking too long I just style it out and act like I wasn't going to use it (End up with wet dreams, stay british, win)

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#8 - proudbrony (08/28/2014) [+] (7 replies)
my dad died yesterday
what?
i said my dad died yesterday
im sorry, what?
my dad died yesterday

... ahahahaha...
User avatar #2 - ecalycptus (08/28/2014) [+] (9 replies)
>Implying only British people have these "problems"
User avatar #4 to #2 - cuntism ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Don't misappropriate our culture, cis scum
#39 - tmbg (08/29/2014) [+] (2 replies)
A lot of these have nothing to do with being British.
#33 - aryastarkismywaifu (08/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Glorius Britannia
#9 - kristovsky (08/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
being absolutely splendid
#32 - xsamos (08/28/2014) [+] (15 replies)
Spot of rain?
Stirring tea?
Phone boxes?

What kind of backwards make believe land is this?
User avatar #49 - levvy (08/29/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>England
>Relevant country

Pick one.
User avatar #54 to #49 - mutzaki (08/29/2014) [-]
>levvy
>trying

Leave.
User avatar #13 - helion (08/28/2014) [+] (8 replies)
uhm
british problems?
im danish and most of these i can relate to
#89 - algorath ONLINE (08/29/2014) [+] (7 replies)
As a northerner, I have felt 8 out of 10 of these
As a northerner, I have felt 8 out of 10 of these
User avatar #62 - steamwhistler (08/29/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Most of these have nothing to do with being British.
#28 - lolzordz (08/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>bumping into someone and they say sorry
#41 - malexandercalamity (08/29/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Alright buttjerks, do as I do. When you haven't heard someone for the third time, just point to your ears with one hand and shrug as conspicuously as possible with an attitude of "Whoops, maybe next time." They will appreciate your honesty and you avoid looking like an insensitive buttmunch or worse, a guy who will laugh at anything.
User avatar #133 - Awesomecarrot (08/29/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Best one I've heard is
'Being unable to leave without first getting up and saying "Right."'
User avatar #121 - joshlol (08/29/2014) [-]
it's scary how relatable some of these very specific problems are
User avatar #20 - itumblr (08/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Oh be quiet, this won't make it to front page because the majority of FJ users are from America so they cannot relate. Thumbed down.
User avatar #24 to #20 - slenderwolf (08/28/2014) [-]
I'm American, and I do a lot of these.
User avatar #145 - timmylickens (08/29/2014) [-]
Every comment here:

Well, I'M NOT BRITISH, but, I, PERSONALLY I, experience most of these problems.
#124 - GmCity ONLINE (08/29/2014) [+] (4 replies)
100% accurate.
User avatar #160 to #156 - analbuttfuck (08/29/2014) [-]
Don't worry friend, I understand.

When the French would capture English Longbow-men they would remove the index and middle finger, rendering them somewhat useless. So the English would stick their two fingers up at the French as a sign of defiance.

**** the French.
#117 - thelastelephant ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
I'm American and stirring tea with a tablespoon feels 						******					 up.   
   
I hate it when there are no clean shovels for my tea.
I'm American and stirring tea with a tablespoon feels ****** up.

I hate it when there are no clean shovels for my tea.
#21 - budokai (08/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Holy **** the number of these that i do.

Also, the thrid time not hearing thing so jsut laughing? That was a prank in the UK for awhile, if you could get somebody to say 'what' an try and understand you more that 3 times you 'won'.

Makes me paranoid about that **** now
#16 - bookieblaster (08/28/2014) [-]
I experience all of these and I'm American
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