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Swedish Erotica

Before I start this story, I' d just like to
thank whichever mod has gone
through my posts that are over 1 year
old and flagged a bunch as **** .
The first to go was my picture of
Goku on the dragon ball Miley Cirus
style. So I guess I' m on their radar
now.
This event takes place in the same
time period as Douchebad, working
with the same guys as before.
man enters store with laptop
Craptop won' t power on at all,
completely useless.
it in, note down all equipment
left with it
Nob hits work bench to await its
delay
few days later Clubber manages
to fix laptop
sseriously if your laptop is doing that,
take out the power supply and
battery, hold the power button for 10
seconds and plug it all back in.
flattop turns back on,
goes to put a disc in to run
some cleanup software as a good
deed
WOW! Check this out"
is the kind of guy that spent
all day at work googling the effects of
mixing certain kinds of drugs, usually
he is so munted he spends the day
with his jaw cramped shut and unable
to speak
if he has spoken it' s going
to be worthy we all run to see what
he has found
conside the disc tray is a dvd titles
Swedish Erotica 4"
tells us to put it away,
we' re far too busy for this ********
tthat afternoon as we are packing
up, Clubber sneaks over, hits play on
the laptop
wwe can hear an old fashion movie
playing in the background
beefore we know it the entire work
area is filled with corny late early
porn music,
ait says Swedish but everyone
sounds American
comes over to tell him to
stop
ait' s too late,
wwe' re all so mesmerised.
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sseriously every cast member has
the hairiest pubic region I have ever
seen
tthe hairdo' s on the women are all
upscaled or bobcat.
wwe can' t stop watchings
mtech area starts to fill with sales
people
ssmall crowd gathers in silence
finally hits stop
if the customer can ask for it by
name he can have it back."
the running joke of the
techies
forward a few days to customer
coming to collect.
aimp the lowest on that ladder so I
have to serve him.
turning away to pretend
to grab some paperwork from behind
me because I just can' t look him in
the eye and keep a straight face
sshow him that it boots up
opens dvd tray
ssee him die a little inside when he
realises it' s not there
ttry to look away, look directly into
the back room where I can see
Clubber with his shirt off, manager
holding his tie like a leash pretending
to erotically pump him from behind.
Both making sex faces.
dfear I may bite an actual hole in my
tongue trying not to laugh
aask customer if something is
missing
yhe pauses then gives a sad "no" and
leaves
tthe next day he called up and had
an awkward conversation with
manager about if he may have left a
dvd in there
says "not that I' noticed,
what' s it called? I' ll swedish it' s laying
around somewhere"
opun sends entire room into hysterics
as he hits the mute button to join us.
response was 'Tm not
sure what it' s called I just think I' m
missing one"
fgets told it' s not here.
knever heard from him again
I left that store about 2 years after
that and the dvd was still there. I' m
not sure on its effect on me but I' m
not against a bit of classic porn these
days.
I guess this leaves the thankful
youth, and worst customer ever.
More people voted for worst
customer but a whole bunch of
people have asked to have that
East.... though it won' t be my final
story.
Tripscausedthis
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Submitted: 01/22/2014
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#12 - bogdaneight (01/22/2014) [+] (12 replies)
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Everyone's face when they get to keep it.   
Good 						****					 though, keep it up.
Everyone's face when they get to keep it.
Good **** though, keep it up.
User avatar #204 - tripscausedthis ONLINE (01/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #1 - arnolddusk (01/22/2014) [+] (42 replies)
glad I caught this before it got to the front page so I could thumb this **** down
User avatar #2 to #1 - tripscausedthis ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
Thanks man. Have a green thumb on your comment.
#24 - funnymanohword (01/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Poor guy probably missed that porn so much. HFW calling up the next day
#26 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/22/2014) [+] (5 replies)
>I'll swedish it's laying around here somewhere.

#20 - TheSchwartz (01/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I like your posts, but I feel sorry for the old man this time around. Just picturing that look of dejection as he realized he couldn't get back one of the last things he could ever...ugh...fap to...isn't one that would send me in hysterics.
#83 - cazabrow ONLINE (01/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It's undeniably funny, but don't you think this one may have been a little harsh?   
   
The first story the little cunt deserved it, the second story the two 3/10 women in poverty land would've deserved whatever you'd cooked up.    
   
But this old dude got  shamed across the store just because he forgot a porno in his disc tray which was never returned. Iunno maybe it's just me.
It's undeniably funny, but don't you think this one may have been a little harsh?

The first story the little cunt deserved it, the second story the two 3/10 women in poverty land would've deserved whatever you'd cooked up.

But this old dude got shamed across the store just because he forgot a porno in his disc tray which was never returned. Iunno maybe it's just me.
#102 - fishinyourface (01/22/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I think this was a little uncalled for. People pay you to fix their computer, not rifle through their private things and laugh at them when they don't deserve it. the firts guy deserved it for being a cunt but this guy wasn't a cunt. not to mention you kept the dvd....that's his stuff and you kept it.  inb4 "you must be fun at parties lel"
I think this was a little uncalled for. People pay you to fix their computer, not rifle through their private things and laugh at them when they don't deserve it. the firts guy deserved it for being a cunt but this guy wasn't a cunt. not to mention you kept the dvd....that's his stuff and you kept it. inb4 "you must be fun at parties lel"
User avatar #169 - evenx (01/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
lol this was waaaay too easy to find:
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#212 - keybladewarrior (01/22/2014) [-]
The story was funny but that sad "no" hurt me. Poor man just wants his porno.
#11 - eminemnmnms (01/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The only way to describe these stories
#29 - tornadomad (01/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
is it bad that i've seen this porno
#250 - ruffric (01/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
That's entirely unprofessional. Taking the disc, and keeping it "just cause" This man paid to have a very minor issue fixed. Trusted this group to fix his problem for him, paid them to do so, and they steal from him? That's just childish...
User avatar #131 - arnolddusk (01/22/2014) [+] (12 replies)
too bad this never happened because youd get sued for harassing the customers dumbasses
User avatar #137 to #131 - donkysmel (01/22/2014) [-]
He lives in Australia you **** , It's probably not the same as where ever you live. And the customer would have to call it in anyway and I'm pretty sure he's a little too embarrassed about that.
#28 - wambamthankumam (01/22/2014) [-]
Customers FW he realizes the DVD is missing
User avatar #81 - iizsimon (01/22/2014) [+] (4 replies)
you stole his dvd

thats kinda scumbag :c
#43 - anonymous (01/22/2014) [+] (6 replies)
stealing a mans porn
stealing a mans porn
#46 to #43 - panax (01/22/2014) [-]
mfw forgetting to log in again...
mfw forgetting to log in again...
#216 - DrPeppir ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
The **** OP? You don't just steal someones porn. Gave me a feel.
#293 - ivroht ONLINE (01/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
You stole an old bro's porn, you sick **** .

That is totally against the bro code; have you no pride, man?

Coincidentally, do you still have a copy?

#206 - GEARBOY (01/22/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Isn't that theft?...
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