Survival tip. .. And if that fails, make sure to climb a tree. Bears can't get you up there.
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User avatar #1 - allnamesrtaken (10/31/2013) [+] (7 replies)
And if that fails, make sure to climb a tree. Bears can't get you up there.
User avatar #15 - xXMAQXx (10/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
start jacking off in front of them to let them know you are comfortable near them
#18 - doesthislookunsure (10/31/2013) [+] (4 replies)
But if it's a Sea Bear, draw a circle around yourself.
User avatar #11 - xazerby (10/31/2013) [-]
No, the best thing to do is to make sure to get to the cubs as fast as possible and kill them. This will establish you as the superior hunter, and you will gain the mother bear's respect.
#52 - neoexdeath ONLINE (11/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What do you do if the bear cub attacks you?
What do you do if the bear cub attacks you?
User avatar #58 to #52 - lolslowbro (11/01/2013) [-]
pick up its mother and gain its trust
#2 - lastweek (10/31/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Best idea ever.
Best idea ever.
#27 - jeej ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Oh. Also, wave your arms and scream. The bear will think you are communicating and will let you go peacefully.
Oh. Also, wave your arms and scream. The bear will think you are communicating and will let you go peacefully.
#14 - punishlife (10/31/2013) [-]
Cover yourself in honey, the smell of it will drive the bears off
#13 - dafogman (10/31/2013) [-]
What happened when I tried.
What happened when I tried.
#34 - mourningwolf (10/31/2013) [+] (4 replies)
this is what i think will happen
this is what i think will happen
#65 - 4chan refugee (11/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Bad idea actually. If you do that she'll think you will want to take over as her main monetary support, and make you start pay for their education, sports, food, ect.
#55 - missraven (11/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
There are so many different "how to deal with a bear" tips in the comments here, but for some reason I can't bring myself to trust any of them.
#37 - thatdingo (10/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
No, no, no this is what you do

Anyone got a larger version of the image?
#51 - FightClub (11/01/2013) [-]
seems like a trick to have the bear think we're trying to steal the cubs instead so we can get mauled
seems like a trick to have the bear think we're trying to steal the cubs instead so we can get mauled
User avatar #50 - jmanispimping (11/01/2013) [-]
If survival tip fails you can easily stop the bear from charging or attacking by hitting yourself in the groin repeatedly. It shows you are not afraid of harm and you are not afraid to attack.
#5 - thebobinito (10/31/2013) [-]
Or run away screaming, Should confuse the bear and make it run away scared for the life of it's cubs.
#62 - moldybreadcrumb (11/01/2013) [-]
It didn't work
It didn't work
User avatar #53 - gongthehawkeye (11/01/2013) [-]
Better idea, throw a Dusk Ball at it.
As long as it's past 8 pm or you're in a cave, this strategy cannot fail.
#26 - jeej ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
#3 - taurusguy (10/31/2013) [-]
It could work, if you took the cub in your hand and blocked the mothers attacks with the cub, then the bear would kill you faster.
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