Survival Time. .. looks like you're using the wrong survival tictacs my m8 let me tell you how to survive 1) Get camel 2) Do anything you like because camel strong, loyal and alw
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Submitted: 05/03/2014
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User avatar #2 - swolecamel (05/03/2014) [+] (7 replies)
looks like you're using the wrong survival tictacs my m8

let me tell you how to survive

1) Get camel
2) Do anything you like because camel strong, loyal and always packs extra food
3) Are you cold? Snuggle up with camel because camel is warm
4) IF YOU SEE A ******** HORSECUNT KILL THE ****** BEFORE IT SPREADS MEAN LIES ABOUT YOU
5) CAMELS ARE BETTER THAN HORSES WE ALL KNOW IT, SOME PEOPLE DENY IT BUT THEY KNOW DEEP DOWN THAT CAMELS ARE MUCH BETTER THAN ****** HORSES BECAUSE THEY ARE SWOLE, INTELLIGENT AND EUPHORIC
6) ****

REMEMBER MY WORDS SON

CAMELS ARE THE BEST, COMPLETE WITH 4 LEGS, EACH WITH A HUGE ARRAY OF NIGCUNTEDLY HUGE MUSCLES, A GREAT SURVIVAL INSTINCT AND ENOUGH SNACKS PACKED IN HIS SPECIAL CAMEL BAG TO MAKE FOR A GREAT DAY OUT
User avatar #44 - gadgetzan (05/04/2014) [+] (14 replies)
Good thing I always carry my trusty bottle of CNHPT
User avatar #4 - abiderp (05/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Survival time
Come on grab your wrench
We've crashed in very distant lands
Just eat the dog
And search for humans
The rescue never comes, Survival Time
I wrote that.
#6 - trollerfin (05/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Does this work with coca-cola as well?
#32 - hemming (05/04/2014) [+] (13 replies)
If i have access to all this **** i probably also have access to a stove..
#15 - alimais (05/04/2014) [+] (33 replies)
I have too some stuff which is quite handy, I will now dump them

I'm not responsible if FBI knocks on your door. Feels good to be European
User avatar #37 - anotheroneonearth (05/04/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I thought he was making a bong...
User avatar #62 to #40 - theugandanhero (05/04/2014) [-]
Not everyone who mentions the word bong is going to be a stoner you piece of **** ******* anonymous
#69 - adrenalinbbq ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
Whoever brings a ******* soda can with them instead of a burner shouldn't have gone camping at all.
#14 - inzanityinc (05/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#9 - zoologyexplain ONLINE (05/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I couldn't watch the first part of this gif because I could hear the sound of cutting into that can...
I couldn't watch the first part of this gif because I could hear the sound of cutting into that can...
User avatar #10 to #9 - ntobarrev (05/04/2014) [-]
You must have incredibly good ears
#70 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
***** just make a fire
User avatar #31 - kyoutu (05/04/2014) [-]
We made these in scouts but with a tin of beens and then we cooked the beans using the tin, was pretty coo'
User avatar #13 - doombunni (05/04/2014) [-]
I've made one of these before for a backpacking class, except a made another ring of metal for the middle rather than using a chunk of cotton. I've still got it somewhere
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