Superpowers. I would have the power to slap people across the Internet.. The power of being able to summon and any food you want into mindless minions who do your bidding. Why? Well, imaging trying to rob a bank, and all of a sudden,
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I would have the power to slap people across the Internet

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Submitted: 04/03/2014
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#6 - atrocitustheking (04/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Fabrication. Like Elsa in Frozen, but no limited to ice. The ability to just will matter into being. Who wouldn't want the ability to build a castle out of thin air?
Fabrication. Like Elsa in Frozen, but no limited to ice. The ability to just will matter into being. Who wouldn't want the ability to build a castle out of thin air?
#17 to #6 - astarothaufromage (04/03/2014) [-]
Or a spontaneous dildo in someones ass?
User avatar #3 - gorillabutts (04/03/2014) [-]
The power of being able to summon and any food you want into mindless minions who do your bidding. Why? Well, imaging trying to rob a bank, and all of a sudden, you hear a squeak and there's, not just one, but 500 pissed-off hamburgers about to leap up and smother you with their juicy buns. Appealing? I think not. The experience would be so traumatizing that normal people would be confused that their favourite childhood food is attacking them. They would never be able to eat it again. On the other hand, vegans/vegetarians would probably have a heart attack, ending the PETA ******** .
It's just that simple.
User avatar #12 - drvalentine (04/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Shape-shifting. Assuming the shape-shifting cells don't deteriorate with age then I'll be immortal. Assuming I'm smart enough to adapt to change.
#1 - anonymous (04/03/2014) [-]
Immortality, because then I wouldn't die alone. Can't die alone if you can't die
User avatar #32 - midgettitwank ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
complete power over time
User avatar #31 - ClockTank ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Flight at high speeds, no air resistance.

Or un-restrained teleportation.
#29 - ultralinkfan ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
the power to create more powers at will
the power to create more powers at will
User avatar #28 - acertainsomeone (04/04/2014) [-]
Planeswalking combined with immortality, a healing factor like wolverine, and a perfect memory.
#27 - anonymous (04/04/2014) [-]
Emulate evey other superpower there is.
User avatar #26 - joachimstraad (04/04/2014) [-]
Channel my ****** up mental illnesses into reality warping god power. Be like Sentry. Dude once told the Hulk to calm the **** down and Hulk was like, "I'm sorry bro, been having a hard time since S.H.I.E.L.D. cut the unlimited purple pants clause from my benefits package." Can basically do anything provided I balance the crazy properly. Heroin helps too.
#25 - angelicdemon (04/04/2014) [-]
Dimensional travel or some **** , words things blah blah basically my plan is to become Alex Mercer with the ability to go wherever the **** i want whenever the **** I want in whatever alternate timeline I want.
#24 - anonymous (04/04/2014) [-]
Take over someones body or change shape, combined with immortality.

would be awesome!
#23 - badpony ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
To never miss anything I throw, fire, spit at, punch or kick, nothing will miss whatever I aim at.
User avatar #22 - unlithe (04/04/2014) [-]
apex biological ability. basically near instant processing/reaction time, advanced muscle density and strength, the ability to create and manipulate pathogens, physical attribute manipulation, long range telepathy and telekinesis, perfect cellular production(pretty much immortality), etc. etc.

in short all biological abilities not granted to us by evolution.
#11 - anonymous (04/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
the ability to change anything in anyway all the way down to the atomic level like for instants someones genetics or even molecules (if we put in xmens mutant lore of genetics being the cause of mutation ie, the x gene ) i could even give someone powers (in the assumtion i can choose the power)that they choose or take them away kill them in an instant or just put them in a suspended sleep or even revive those who are dead to a fully living state as they were before dieing and i could also give my self other powers(even if i limit my self to say 4 at a time not including my main power or give my self a time limit in those i hold if you choose that route still good enough for me) i would be most powerful and a generous hero only abusing my power when aggressively provoked (though honestly i would try not to but i know my self too much for that) tell me what you think genius maybe?
#9 - iamnovus ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
I want to have the power to read, write and speak any language just by listening/looking at it. This would include animals and aliens.
#5 - miraxena ONLINE (04/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
The power to know exactly when someone is gonna fart. so i no longer need to go around wondering when i can get my next doze of wonderful gas.
#4 - DrollHumor (04/03/2014) [-]
Telekinesis would be everything; strength, flight, manipulation of the elements, and even heat vision if precise enough.

I'd kill for that klondike bar.
#2 - okamibanshu ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
shape-shifting, strength? become a dragon human hybrid, fight? grow some wings eagle eyes etc, may not be super, but gives me everything i want dragon anyone?
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