Superpowers. I would have the power to slap people across the Internet.. The power of being able to summon and any food you want into mindless minions who do your bidding. Why? Well, imaging trying to rob a bank, and all of a sudden,
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I would have the power to slap people across the Internet

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Submitted: 04/03/2014
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#6 - atrocitustheking ONLINE (04/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Fabrication. Like Elsa in Frozen, but no limited to ice. The ability to just will matter into being. Who wouldn't want the ability to build a castle out of thin air?
Fabrication. Like Elsa in Frozen, but no limited to ice. The ability to just will matter into being. Who wouldn't want the ability to build a castle out of thin air?
#17 to #6 - astarothaufromage (04/03/2014) [-]
Or a spontaneous dildo in someones ass?
User avatar #3 - gorillabutts (04/03/2014) [-]
The power of being able to summon and any food you want into mindless minions who do your bidding. Why? Well, imaging trying to rob a bank, and all of a sudden, you hear a squeak and there's, not just one, but 500 pissed-off hamburgers about to leap up and smother you with their juicy buns. Appealing? I think not. The experience would be so traumatizing that normal people would be confused that their favourite childhood food is attacking them. They would never be able to eat it again. On the other hand, vegans/vegetarians would probably have a heart attack, ending the PETA ******** .
It's just that simple.
User avatar #12 - drvalentine (04/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Shape-shifting. Assuming the shape-shifting cells don't deteriorate with age then I'll be immortal. Assuming I'm smart enough to adapt to change.
#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/03/2014) [-]
Immortality, because then I wouldn't die alone. Can't die alone if you can't die
User avatar #36 - rogaa (04/04/2014) [-]
Shazam's abilities.
Be your normal self and then say one word and become a demi god
#35 - spiderfan ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Why isn't it obvious?
User avatar #28 - acertainsomeone (04/04/2014) [-]
Planeswalking combined with immortality, a healing factor like wolverine, and a perfect memory.
#27 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/04/2014) [-]
Emulate evey other superpower there is.
User avatar #26 - joachimstraad (04/04/2014) [-]
Channel my ****** up mental illnesses into reality warping god power. Be like Sentry. Dude once told the Hulk to calm the **** down and Hulk was like, "I'm sorry bro, been having a hard time since S.H.I.E.L.D. cut the unlimited purple pants clause from my benefits package." Can basically do anything provided I balance the crazy properly. Heroin helps too.
#25 - angelicdemon (04/04/2014) [-]
Dimensional travel or some **** , words things blah blah basically my plan is to become Alex Mercer with the ability to go wherever the **** i want whenever the **** I want in whatever alternate timeline I want.
#24 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/04/2014) [-]
Take over someones body or change shape, combined with immortality.

would be awesome!
#23 - badpony ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
To never miss anything I throw, fire, spit at, punch or kick, nothing will miss whatever I aim at.
User avatar #22 - unlithe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
apex biological ability. basically near instant processing/reaction time, advanced muscle density and strength, the ability to create and manipulate pathogens, physical attribute manipulation, long range telepathy and telekinesis, perfect cellular production(pretty much immortality), etc. etc.

in short all biological abilities not granted to us by evolution.
#20 - thebreech (04/04/2014) [-]
the power to augment reality. the world would be my sandbox,
the power to augment reality. the world would be my sandbox,
User avatar #18 - drhard (04/03/2014) [-]
Psychokinesis because Im edgy like that.
User avatar #16 - ScottP (04/03/2014) [-]
Control over time

That way I can sleep for an extra 30 minutes in the morning
User avatar #5 - miraxena ONLINE (04/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
The power to know exactly when someone is gonna fart. so i no longer need to go around wondering when i can get my next doze of wonderful gas.
#4 - DrollHumor (04/03/2014) [-]
Telekinesis would be everything; strength, flight, manipulation of the elements, and even heat vision if precise enough.

I'd kill for that klondike bar.
#2 - okamibanshu (04/03/2014) [-]
shape-shifting, strength? become a dragon human hybrid, fight? grow some wings eagle eyes etc, may not be super, but gives me everything i want dragon anyone?
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