Superpowers. . Taille USELESS SUPERPOWERS. i think some of these are actually pretty useful, with 75% levitation you could jump really high easily. with 1 second super strength youd win fights easily, 1  Superpowers Taille USELESS SUPERPOWERS i think some of these are actually pretty useful with 75% levitation you could jump really high easily 1 second super strength youd win fights
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User avatar #1 - voltkills
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i think some of these are actually pretty useful, with 75% levitation you could jump really high easily. with 1 second super strength youd win fights easily, 1 second is enough time to throw a punch...
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchr
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Revival of bugs, you could create instant locust swarms, with armhair growth, you could make some sort of hair-shield or something, bullet attraction and bad luck absorption would actually be great in helping other people. Invisible in the dark means that you can become an ultimate assassin without being permanently invisible.
And there are a lot of things that count as remote controls. You could set off missiles and crap with your mind.
User avatar #24 to #2 - adu
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>Wear full-body bulletproof ballistics suit
>Join police force
>Attract bullets from shootouts, save lives
>Police use tasers at gunfights and win
User avatar #38 to #24 - mitchr
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Except bulletproof vests still cause broken ribs. Perhaps instead power armor?
User avatar #11 - Zekermei
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Acid Tears Force yourself to cry. Collect all your tears. Save them up. Throw them at your enemies.

Invisibility in the Dark Go stop drug deals in dark alleys? Go out in the woods and try and catch Big Foot? Etc?

Control Remote Control From the picture, i'm assuming this means you're able to move around a remote control without touching it, in which case, that means you never have to get up to get the remote control ever again.

Communicate with Fruit Become a produce farmer. Grow apples and ****. Talk with your fruit to make sure their health. Produce some of the best ******* produce ever. Make bank selling your produce.

Trash Detection If you're a dumpster diver, then this one isn't that bad.

75% Levitation Hey, you're still somewhat floating, right?

Summon a Lamp... Once There are several things that this could help in. You're stuck in a room with a grue? Summon a lamp. The world has become a dark void, where all previous things that used electricity don't work anymore, as well as all old light sources? Summon a lamp. Find your wife cheating on you? Summon a lamp and beat both of them to death.

Bullet Attraction Go to where war is happening. Go to the middle of the battlefield. Set up a bullet-proof dome around you. Activate your bullet attraction. Unless it's a passive ability, in which case you're going to die before you make it to the safety of the dome.

Read Your Own Mind **** if I know what's useful about this.

Instant Hairloss Maybe you need to change your appearance, and fast, for whatever reason. Maybe cops are chasing you. Maybe there are assassins trying to find and kill you. Maybe you're on the FBI's most wanted list.

Abnormal Armhair Growth Again, **** if I know.

Absorb Bad Luck Absorb all the worlds bad luck, from every single person. Become the hero of the world. You'll probably have to kill yourself to make sure your bad luck doesn't hurt anyone, but you'll be a ******* hero.
User avatar #12 to #11 - Zekermei
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Super Slow-Mo This could be useful. Somehow. Can't think of a example, but I know it could be useful in some situations.

Revive Bugs Revive species before they're about to go extinct? Sell the species to scientists? Make loadsa money? I don't ******* know, man.

Ultra Fast Aging Don't want to live anymore? Kill yourself. Get captured by the enemy? Kill yourself. Stuck somewhere with no hope of escape? Kill yourself.

Invisible Handwriting Acquire power. Spend years finding a way to see handwriting. Find that way. Work for the government to write special messages for people containing secret information

1 Second Super Strength Like others said, you could kill a man with this power. Also, it doesn't say if it has a cooldown or not, or if it's a one time use, or anything, so you could easily just turn your super strength back on once 1 second goes by.

Turn Into a Laptop Forever Am I able to use myself to browse the internet and play games and such? If so, i can live with it.

Seduce Hats Seduce all the hats in the world. Sell them to everyone for a huge mark up. Make bank. Seduce all the hats in the world again. Laugh at everyone for stealing their hats a second time. Continue

Desaturation ***************3
User avatar #13 to #11 - Zekermei
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Talk with your fruit to make sure they're healthy*
I knew I was going to screw up. I knew I was going to ******* screw up somewhere,
User avatar #14 to #11 - lordlolland
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Read Your Own Mind Circumnavigate any mental filters, know what you are really thinking without any subconscious bias.

Abnormal Armhair Growth If it is abnormal enough you could weave a shield out of it (Keratin is what both hair and rhino horns are mainly made of).

Desaturation **** with people trying to take pictures of you by desaturating your colours? Or become white if you are a black guy
User avatar #17 to #14 - Zekermei
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'ey, I remember you! You use to go on the items board, right?
Or no? I recognize your avy
User avatar #22 to #17 - lordlolland
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I think I was there a bit when it was new, just to see what it was.
Mostly I hang around frontpage and a few pages down.
User avatar #21 to #11 - icameheretotroll
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My 20th comment has an answer to how reading your own mind can be useful
User avatar #26 - theexo
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invisibility in the dark? **** join the army and become a specialist.
User avatar #4 - xsap
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1 sec super strength and invisible in the dark aren't that useless

it takes 1 sec to punch someone, punch their ******* head off
be an assassin that goes out in the dark
User avatar #33 - tabarzins
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1 second super strength is better than 0 second super strength.
User avatar #25 - adu
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Communicating with fruit is useful depending on how much the fruit actually knows...
User avatar #23 - rishnock
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One second super strength would be awesome. its all you need to punch someone to the moon.
User avatar #6 - scoggand
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75% will either make you lighter or allow you to hover and invisibility in the dark would be an amazing power especially if you're batman.
#3 - cptsparklez
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id want levitation for Halloween pranks and the fact i wouldn't have to worry bout ice in winter
#5 to #3 - anon id: a63d86b5
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It's only 75% levitation. So you won't fly, you'll just weigh 75% less.
#16 - anon id: 4b482a79
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Invisible in the dark is pretty usefull, Plus having a lamp once would be nice.