Superman Exists!. #1 Tell me about the most embarrassing or awkward experience you've had around your SO, that you've never told us about yet? #2 If I caught yo
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Superman Exists!

#1 Tell me about the most embarrassing or awkward experience you've had around your SO, that you've never told us about yet?

#2 If I caught you masturbating in bed, would you blush awkwardly and accept that I caught you, or would you pretend like you were just shifting your butt about on the bed?

#3 What’s the meanest thing you've ever done to someone to get back at them?

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Submitted: 08/03/2014
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User avatar #1 - krahne (08/03/2014) [-]
1. Farted in front of her, blamed dog

2. Pretend i was shifting my ass

3. Told depressed lonely girl that I didnt care about her anymore
User avatar #4 - krobeles (08/04/2014) [-]
#1: Got ********** , puked, and walked home the next day, not realising I had puke-dreadlocks in my hair untill I got home.

#2: Depends. I dont know you, so I'd probably question what you were doing in apartment.

#3: I once forced my brothers hands onto the hundreds of degrees hot chimney, because he had stolen my favorite spot in front of the fireplace.
User avatar #12 - puggerugger (08/04/2014) [-]
1: TFW
2: Invite you to join in
3: One time I was 14 I was at my friends house and his cat did this weird thing where it would "sing" to it's tail. I told him that my dad was a vet and that's a sign of feline AIDS. I brushed past it and was like "lmao" and he was really sad for the rest of the day. In the evening I was like "dude what's wrong" and he said he was worried about his cat. Instead of saying "I was joking you mug" I just looked down and said "I'm sure it will be fine."

He eventually got it checked and it was fine but he almost looked close to tears.
#11 - AllYourBase (08/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
1: Slid around the kitchen floor on my socks, trying to look cool, slipped, knocked myself out cold on the stove, dented the flat part of it around the coils, had to get stitches.

2: Tell you to get the **** out, wait a while, and then finish, probably.

3: Literally stabbed them in the back. Through their computer chair. With a small meat thermometer.
User avatar #10 - sugarveins (08/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
1:: My boyfriend likes to hold me down and push on my belly when I wake because I have to pee really bad. One day I farted so bad it rattled the air duct above his bed. I cried for an hour.

2: I would probably shoot you with my Beretta neos that I keep by my pillow.

3: My brother once made me eat dirt on my crackers, threw rocks at me, then told me I couldn't be the red power ranger all in one day. So I got my beauty and the beast lunch box, filled the ****** with gravel, and knocked his ass out. I took his power ranger and went to watch the Mr. Man show.
#9 - anonymous (08/04/2014) [-]
1: Came 5 times before she did, no idea how that happened since i always finish last

2: Not sure i guess tell you to leave

3: I used to fart and trim my toe nails on my room mates pillow because he wouldnt stop smoking pot in our dorm. (Both of us wouldve gotten kicked out of school)
User avatar #8 - aizeinstein (08/04/2014) [-]
1. Slapped her hand unconsciously when she tried to touch my face. I don't like it.
2. Accept it.
3. Split up a big site in two fractions and created chaos that lasted months when it's big brother admin pissed me off (I don't get back at people that much).
#7 - doggstar (08/04/2014) [-]
1 split my pants open at school without noticing and wasnt wearing underwear, only noticed it when my junk fell out
2 ask if you could give me a hand now that you were there
3 my brother kept bagging me about my weight so i stole my dads porn and smokes and put them in his bag which i knew my mom checked, he got the **** slapped out of him by her
User avatar #6 - commontroll (08/04/2014) [-]
1. Due to always being comfortable enough to **** with the door open around her and farting on her, I don't really have anything embarrassing I can think of with my gf.

2. What comment #4 said, I'd be questioning why you're in my ******* bedroom and be reaching for a weapon of some kind. Probably while still jacking it.

3. Main thing I can think of was when I was about 10 or so and a friend wouldn't stop making jokes about my family after I told him several times to shut up, so I broke his thumb.
#5 - anonymous (08/04/2014) [-]
1. peed on the floor laughing. her cat licked it up. then vomited. then ate the vomit.
2.ask who you are and what the hell are you doing in my house
3. friend pantsed me once. 2 years later after his mom died in a car crash into a tree i sent him a pic of a car crash into a tree.
User avatar #3 - rennat ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
1. **** my pants in a laughing fit.

2. Probably ask who you are and why are you in my house.

3. I cut my divorced mother out of my life and have refused all her attempts to contact me for years for lying to me.
#2 - anonasuser (08/03/2014) [-]
i had to watch this too many times in order to figure out what happened
User avatar #17 - almaster (08/04/2014) [-]
1: Never had a SO
2: I would accept you caught me but keep going while making eye contact
3: I once bullied an asshole so much he left school and attempted suicide.
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