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#2 - serterazi (12/26/2015) [-]
At last....we're in New York!!!
User avatar #193 to #2 - dirtmelon (12/27/2015) [-]
Tbh i live in NY and i never seen that in my life.
#233 to #193 - IrishSasquatch (12/27/2015) [-]
I...don't think you get it.
User avatar #194 to #193 - masterboll (12/27/2015) [-]
at least now you can say you have
User avatar #201 to #194 - dirtmelon (12/27/2015) [-]
That is true lol XD
User avatar #202 to #201 - masterboll (12/27/2015) [-]
XD
User avatar #257 to #2 - swimmingprodigy (12/27/2015) [-]
I live in New York City and i can tell u that picture portrays NYC totally wrong.



They usually put your car under a couple of old tires, not cinder blocks
User avatar #262 to #2 - deutschblut (12/27/2015) [-]
Is the joke that they are driving to New York?

Or that they are driving from Russia?
User avatar #162 to #2 - cmkpower (12/26/2015) [-]
I'm not sure if the joke is that the car drove it's tiers to shreds of that they got stolen. It's good anyway.
User avatar #239 to #162 - sharkxplain ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
It wouldn't make it through detroit with tires, let's be honest
User avatar #263 to #162 - deutschblut (12/27/2015) [-]
I thought it was a joke that the car was driving from Russia...
User avatar #21 - runescapewasgood (12/26/2015) [-]
Watch out. One thing Civ 5 has taught me is that when people build roads to your nation, they're about to war you
User avatar #1 - ubercookieboy (12/26/2015) [-]
Sure, if you built a 50 mile long bridge across the Bering Strait.
User avatar #228 to #1 - bmpcdb (12/27/2015) [-]
Honestly a tunnel would probably be easier. I mean they built one from the UK to France so it's definitely possible. There'd also be less freezing of the roadway and a lot less chance of falling off into the freezing water.
#267 to #228 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
a tunnel that long would still be a major engineering challenge. You still would have to drill in unknown material. The HVAC system to bring in freash air would be a marvel in its self and powering it would be extremely expensive as you would need to bring in a power plant to that area for the hvac system and flood pumps. Just the cost of drilling could be astronomical.
User avatar #270 to #267 - bmpcdb (12/28/2015) [-]
The cost of the whole project would already be astronomical.
User avatar #97 to #1 - derangedberger (12/26/2015) [-]
Well, there is a ~24 mile long one in Louisiana. 50 shouldn't be too hard.
#125 to #97 - morebuckets (12/26/2015) [-]
Thats half as long and in much calmer seas
User avatar #127 to #125 - imnotkickthecat (12/26/2015) [-]
and also made by not-russians.
User avatar #149 to #127 - grammarofficer (12/26/2015) [-]
U wot m8?

I'll have you know that the russian buildings built around here are among the sturdiest I could even imagine. Since all russians were drunk while building them, the buildings either collapsed instantly, or became a block of pure tenacity. Once, ground shifted from under an old factory building, the factory rolled downhill like a block of Lego, completely undamaged.
#226 to #149 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
Russians build knowing that it is really poorly done, but they design it so that the things that will break can be easily replaced with another shotty part (at a higher price than original part). If that isn't capitalism, i don't know what is.
#184 to #97 - Pompano (12/27/2015) [-]
Comparing a 24 mi bridge over Lake Pontchartrain over a 50 mile bridge over the Bering straight is absolutely absurd.
The strait is profoundly rougher, with 50ft waves being a regular occurrence.
The two are not comparable.
#210 to #184 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
One day we will be able to do so and life will be fun
User avatar #222 to #184 - falxcariusbro (12/27/2015) [-]
Actually the tides aren't that high because the strait is relatively shallow. The biggest problem is actually that the cold and wind would make it only feasible to have construction 5 months out of the year. Ice floes could also be a problem.
So it is possible, and could even work with the right kinks. It's just that it would be insanely expensive and there isn't enough infrastructure on the Russian side yet.
User avatar #59 to #1 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Or a tunnel, which would be laughably easy to make in comparison.
User avatar #70 to #59 - tarabostes ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
No it wouldn't , stop blabbering nonsense
User avatar #84 to #70 - kilotech (12/26/2015) [-]
there's already a tunnel under the english channel you ********
User avatar #86 to #84 - tarabostes ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Sure there is , next thing you're gonna say is that there's some giant statue of a woman in New York
1/10 made me reply lol
User avatar #87 to #86 - kilotech (12/26/2015) [-]
oh you're a troll
#92 to #87 - tarabostes ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
YEEEEEESSSSSSS
Feed me thumbs mortal!
#117 to #92 - fzjoss (12/26/2015) [-]
Cringe.
kill urslf fgt
#120 to #117 - tarabostes ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Well that was mean
#136 to #120 - fzjoss (12/26/2015) [-]
Yeah it was
Sometimes i'm edgy
#214 to #136 - zeroqp (12/27/2015) [-]
**zeroqp used "*roll picture*"**
**zeroqp rolled image**
#140 to #117 - jengafag (12/26/2015) [-]
you have "basic bitch cancer"
#231 to #92 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
I hear there is a troll that needs killing?
User avatar #211 to #87 - tapeworms (12/27/2015) [-]
Faggot*
User avatar #204 to #70 - hxhmaniac (12/27/2015) [-]
werent you banned or something
User avatar #71 to #70 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
I think a concrete tube is maybe one of the easiest things to build.
User avatar #73 to #71 - tarabostes ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Oh yeah? Build me a concrete tube then tubby!
User avatar #74 to #73 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Well if you provide me with all of russia's wealth I'll get right on it.
#75 to #74 - tarabostes ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
You'll have to post your tits first , boss' orders
#88 to #75 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
hes pre Op tho
User avatar #90 to #88 - tarabostes ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
shhhhhhhhhhh WOMAN OF THE YEAR
User avatar #131 to #88 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
that's hilarious. You're hilarious.
User avatar #76 to #75 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
yeah still no.
User avatar #79 to #76 - tarabostes ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
So you can't!
Don't make promises you can't keep dumbass
" HURR DURR I'M PLATINUMALTARIA LOOK AT ME I CAN BUILD TUNNELS , I'M BOB THE BUILDER! AONGOANOGAEGJTOAJTIEAJSIJDSAFJIGHIAHEYOWHN"
User avatar #107 to #79 - zetsuboukamina (12/26/2015) [-]
Ey bby. Wan sum fuk?
User avatar #109 to #107 - tarabostes ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
I don't know Ami... How big are your tiddies?
User avatar #112 to #109 - zetsuboukamina (12/26/2015) [-]
E cups
User avatar #115 to #112 - tarabostes ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Don't tempt me hoe...
User avatar #143 to #115 - zetsuboukamina (12/26/2015) [-]
I'm a boy mate
User avatar #147 to #143 - tarabostes ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Nyet
User avatar #153 to #147 - zetsuboukamina (12/26/2015) [-]
Cheeki breeki
User avatar #155 to #153 - tarabostes ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
I V DAMKI
User avatar #158 to #155 - zetsuboukamina (12/26/2015) [-]
U menya vstal ot tvoey igri
User avatar #80 to #79 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
You are an insufferable cunt.
User avatar #85 to #82 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
suck what? I can't see anything.
User avatar #89 to #85 - tarabostes ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Alright , so you won't mind if I rub my "nothing" on you? ;))
User avatar #91 to #89 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
You can keep the **** away from me.
User avatar #93 to #91 - tarabostes ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Big time rape coming your way
User avatar #94 to #93 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Gee get a load of this guy, if you can ******* catch me with your fat ass you can do whatever you want.
User avatar #95 to #94 - tarabostes ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
>''Get a load"
>wants me to chase her and **** her



Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeee , I wonder if platinumaltaria is playing hard-2-get... I guess I'll never know....
#157 to #95 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
>HER
User avatar #96 to #95 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Mate I'm gonna level with you... I LIKE GIRLS YOU ******* .
User avatar #100 to #96 - tarabostes ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
forbiddenlove.jpg
#101 to #100 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
It's ok man, I got you...
"Is there anyone here with a chode fetish?"
User avatar #104 to #101 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Oy, that's your only chance!

I posted nothing? And never will.
User avatar #102 to #101 - tarabostes ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Also wow you posted tits naked now pls
User avatar #128 to #71 - scooterdanny (12/26/2015) [-]
Well, if you actually watch anything about the chunnel, you'd know that it is in fact, much, much harder than a highway. A highway just wasn't possible there.
User avatar #130 to #128 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Well you know what would be super easy? Why not just put a ******* teleporter there...

Meanwhile, on the subject of POSSIBLE things, a tunnel works.
User avatar #132 to #130 - scooterdanny (12/26/2015) [-]
I hardly think that was necessary. I was simply saying that a tunnel isn't really always the best solution compared to an above water highway.
User avatar #133 to #132 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
It's not always the best solution, but in this case it is.
User avatar #230 to #59 - bmpcdb (12/27/2015) [-]
ya beat me to it
User avatar #23 to #1 - ciacheczko (12/26/2015) [-]
How about a large-scale ferry instead?
User avatar #66 to #23 - davidteninch (12/26/2015) [-]
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
#151 to #23 - somedudewhatever (12/26/2015) [-]
Then you wouldn't have to worry about plate tectonics. Smart idea.
User avatar #119 to #1 - durkadurka (12/26/2015) [-]
You'd have to make at least part of it a tunnel so that large ships can still pass through the strait.
User avatar #161 to #119 - matamune (12/26/2015) [-]
build bigger bridge
User avatar #242 to #161 - durkadurka (12/27/2015) [-]
Then you run into issues with building a huge bridge. You also have to consider that you'll need to accommodate the largest of ships; tankers, cargo ships, and entire fleets with aircraft carriers.
User avatar #252 to #242 - matamune (12/27/2015) [-]
Build more bigger bridge
#160 to #119 - karpalarp ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
or a lift bridge... the possibility of a concrete tunnel either being hit by a boat or filling with water is way riskier than just having a lift bridge
#200 to #160 - damianblu (12/27/2015) [-]
The bridge between sweeden and denmark.
#253 to #200 - matamune (12/27/2015) [-]
This gives a more complete view of the beaut
User avatar #243 to #160 - durkadurka (12/27/2015) [-]
A lift bridge would only be feasible if traffic was light enough to allow for its operation (without considerable traffic issues). That and the thing would have to be big enough to accommodate our biggest ships.
User avatar #237 to #160 - balor (12/27/2015) [-]
I have been in bridges that use tunnels. They go deep enough to avoid the boats.
#227 to #160 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
That is why when you tunnel under a body of water, you go into the rock below the water, not just in the water, but in this case, the bottom is far enough down, that wouldn't matter.
#207 to #119 - nerdking (12/27/2015) [-]
What? No, just have on/off ramps for the boats. Making it a tunnel would take forever.
User avatar #43 to #1 - blahhhh (12/26/2015) [-]
Or build a tunnel?
User avatar #8 to #1 - cykocd (12/26/2015) [-]
It is possible.
User avatar #10 to #8 - grovesimus (12/26/2015) [-]
Hardly feasible. Given the extreme weather that is present in the area and that there has never been a bridge even close in length.
#11 to #10 - improbablyyourdad (12/26/2015) [-]
I wonder if an underwater bridge would be possible.
User avatar #15 to #11 - Tusura (12/26/2015) [-]
That's called a tunnel, and most likely.

It'd be better than a bridge, but it would still be treacherous with the kind of weather they get up there.
#18 to #15 - improbablyyourdad (12/26/2015) [-]
I also just tried to open an .rar file with utorrent, took me a minute of trying to fix it to realize how retarded I was being
Someone help...

I cant ******* stop
User avatar #113 to #18 - alarubra (12/26/2015) [-]
Why post that here, though?
User avatar #121 to #113 - improbablyyourdad (12/26/2015) [-]
I thought it was funny, my friend thought it was funny so I thought it would be funny and relevant to post.
I don't know, I can laugh at myself for doing stupid **** .
#144 to #11 - tanabata (12/26/2015) [-]
Where does one acquire more Tracer Admiring Widowmaker Booty pics?
#111 to #11 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #29 to #11 - sonnyboii (12/26/2015) [-]
>underwater bridge

u wot m8?
User avatar #48 to #29 - improbablyyourdad (12/26/2015) [-]
Its water cooled to prevent it from warping in the heat.
#58 to #48 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
Bering strait, warping in the heat
#33 to #29 - locke (12/26/2015) [-]
i assume he means like the chunnel that connects Britain to the rest of Europe. (chunnel = channel tunnel) so in this case it would be a stunnel (strait tunnel)
User avatar #255 to #11 - charak (12/27/2015) [-]
sauce on that image?
User avatar #218 to #11 - michaelrock (12/27/2015) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #198 to #11 - onerace (12/27/2015) [-]
Hahaha m8 I'm gonna need the sauce.
User avatar #108 to #11 - strelokkk (12/26/2015) [-]
I don't care if an underwater bridge would be possible, I want a source to this pic !

(pretty please)
#35 to #11 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
Source on pic?
User avatar #41 to #35 - mrblueftw (12/26/2015) [-]
looks like wolfenstein, either the new order or old blood
#31 to #11 - animesource ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
dem hips though
User avatar #12 to #11 - grovesimus (12/26/2015) [-]
Nice bum.

Everything is possible, but it would still be cheaper to go to NA by plane.
User avatar #13 to #12 - improbablyyourdad (12/26/2015) [-]
Now that I put more than half a second of thought into it, I don't think we could. You would have to get oxygen flowing down there, plus it would be very prone to terrorism unless you put check points up and had a billion cameras. Plus, I don't think we could drill that far down because of the heat.
The cost of maintaining the structure/ all the additional **** would be through the roof.
#199 to #13 - gongwiththewind (12/27/2015) [-]
it would not be a full tunnel but a hybrid.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Submerged_floating_tunnel
#51 to #13 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
Have there been a lot of terrorist attacks in the tunnel connecting England to the mainland?
User avatar #53 to #51 - improbablyyourdad (12/26/2015) [-]
Muslims are constantly going through it, mapping it out and looking for weak points.
#26 to #10 - WhattheNorris (12/26/2015) [-]
google boogle strikes again
#235 to #26 - mcnizzlezz (12/27/2015) [-]
Yes but not the longest bridge over water
User avatar #39 to #26 - grovesimus (12/26/2015) [-]
Ah, good to know, thanks!
User avatar #40 to #39 - WhattheNorris (12/26/2015) [-]
no problem
bridges are cool
User avatar #129 to #10 - scooterdanny (12/26/2015) [-]
Chunnel is 31 miles long, bering strait is ~55 miles long. The channel also had ****** bedrock, which made construction very difficult. It could be extremely feasible, though disgustingly expensive.
User avatar #182 to #129 - grovesimus (12/27/2015) [-]
Feasible as in economical feasibility. Ferries and tankers and cargo ships are cheaper to maintain and buy.
User avatar #191 to #182 - scooterdanny (12/27/2015) [-]
Cheaper to maintain. You what? I better go refuel my bridge and staff it then, it must cost more than i realize. While cheaper at the start, ferries and barges cost way more to maintain, and require personnel. as well as creating a serious delay and bottleneck. If one is going to make a transcontinental superhighway, a bottleneck is simply not an option.
#77 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
"get in cykas we going to london for some tea"
#245 to #77 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**I love this, I just started playing stalker a few days ago, I love it so far
#78 to #77 - kaboomz (12/26/2015) [-]
******* LOGGED OUT
#219 to #78 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
i don belive u
User avatar #268 to #219 - kaboomz (12/27/2015) [-]
2 bad
#57 - obamaismywaifu (12/26/2015) [-]
what if you run out of gas right in the middle of the pacific?
User avatar #61 to #57 - PeRvKiTTeH (12/26/2015) [-]
Don't
#69 - betars (12/26/2015) [-]
The road's maintenance cost is gonna be a bitch.
User avatar #16 - Sterski (12/26/2015) [-]
Do these people ******* know how much petrol costs!?
User avatar #137 to #16 - acebuck (12/26/2015) [-]
I filled from empty for 19$ yesterday
#249 to #16 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
It's gas you ******* immigrant
User avatar #250 to #249 - Sterski (12/27/2015) [-]
Go choke on a crumpet.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sirfapaton (12/26/2015) [-]
Nope. They have very little idea of how much anything costs.
Or how life works in general
#55 to #17 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
Who, Russia?
User avatar #3 - ultimatebuttercup (12/26/2015) [-]
Upkeep on it would be a MONSTER. Also there are differences in countries rules of the road. Notably, Great Britain driving on the left of the road, and US driving on the right side of the road. Also (not to cause an arguement) but often times multinational projects and corporations end up not spreading costs evenly, meaning the US will shoulder a large amount of the cost, probably including Russia, and some European countries.

There are three possible different ways this would be funded:
Either A) The cost is split up at a flat cost for each country
B) Cost is divided by the wealthier countries paying more
C) Cost is divided by the countries based on how much of the road runs through their country (unlikely)
#4 to #3 - lotengo (12/26/2015) [-]
Or every country is responsible for their own part of the road and maintenance.
Use sings to explain the speed limit/rules for every country and pic related can solve the left side of the road problem
User avatar #19 to #4 - ultimatebuttercup (12/26/2015) [-]
If NATO proves anything, it is that countries would rather not shoulder the cost of a large project rather than put it on countries with stronger economies. The reason why splitting the cost for countries is probably not going to be super successful is that different countries have different levels of interests in making this happen, and some that are a part of it are probably less enthusiastic about it, so to pay a fair charge for what they should pay is not going to be what they are going to negotiate, then multiply that by each country that decides to be obstinate, and you either kill the project or the cost is driven up for wealthier countries who have to figure out a way to justify the cost. I would agree splitting the cost based on how much road goes through your country is fair and would work in an ideal world, but I dont see it going over easy.

On top of that I didnt think about it but what about immigration laws in countries? You are basically passing through countries, some of which have rules about who can come in and how many. Checking cars on this super highway would be very difficult to do on the fly. You would need a set of procedures and/or framework set up to keep track of the people using the highway.

On top of that, gas stations, towing, law enforcement would have to be set up to manage the highway as well. Some of their locations would be hard to get to for refueling (so stocking gas would cost more, since their locations would be more remote) and remote enough that staff would likely have to have homes set up nearby.

The idea of this being that there could be a lot of secondary charges from a lot of unforeseen costs that are necessary for such a plan to work, and that it could be much more expensive than just building a highway. But it could be less expensive than I am portraying as well. This would require in depth planning to get an exact estimate of building costs with upkeep costs and if the benefits outweigh the negatives.

Just saying, driving cars is less efficient than taking a plane in terms of gas, or a train in terms of coal or power, and multiply that by a monster road and more people looking to travel, or companies transporting goods. Pollution wise, it would be worse than using planes or trains. Not saying that it still isnt a good idea though.
#5 to #4 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
That doesn't 'really solve any ting since they're so used to driving on their side of the road, it forces them onto the side they're supposed to be in but muscle memory and habit can and will often lead them to defaulting back.
User avatar #6 to #5 - lotengo (12/26/2015) [-]
First of all, muscle memory does not work that way.

Second, i did not make this pic on MS-paint, this is the real world. And so far its working
#46 to #6 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
Thats actually a rendered image...
#50 to #5 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
people drive from the UK to mainland europe all the time...
#42 - MuahahaOfLore (12/26/2015) [-]
Even Better
User avatar #63 to #42 - jimmytwoshoes (12/26/2015) [-]
lets just take a ******* leisurly drive through the middle east... what could possibly go wrong
User avatar #138 to #63 - PopcornViking (12/26/2015) [-]
After Israel you could drive trough Lebanon, Turkey, Azerbaijan, and Georgia to get to Russia which makes way more sense than Jordan, Syria, Iraq, and Iran
#105 to #63 - kmichel (12/26/2015) [-]
That would take 662 hours of driving non-stop.
#62 to #42 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'd forsee a little bit of trouble getting through these areas. Unless we level them and turn them into car parks.
User avatar #98 to #62 - goodhomer ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
>Panama Canal
>Problem Crossing

??
#123 to #98 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
Not Panama, Columbia is what I was referring to there.
User avatar #135 to #123 - goodhomer ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Yeah, gringos get got in Columbia.
#9 - jettom ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Oh my ******* God this is the best thing I've seen today.
Me and a friend once played Civ 5 and he put his workers on auto and stopped paying attention and had to battle crippling debt. We were allies and I was at the eastcoast of Canada while he was in Paris. His workers had done exactly this on a Huge map. Built a ****** road from ******* Paris to New York. Through the ******* tundra connecting at Alaska.

Jesus christ
User avatar #165 - ShadeElement ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Here's the problem-
From Fairbanks to ( **** I dunno somewhere half way through Russia) there are NO ROADS.

I mean NONE.

This isn't by coincidence. The terrain and weather make the region undrivable. Hell, half the Al-Can highway is impassable for 4-6 months out of the year.

So even IF you managed to bridge the Bering strait with something that could withstand some of the roughest seas on the planet, deep freeze, mountain size ice bergs, and continental drift...even if you could somehow build a TUNNEL, the expense wouldn't be worth it. You would be able to drive on it maybe 4 months out of the year. Tops. If mother nature is in a good mood.

Lets not forget the nature preserves you would be cutting a path through. OMG the Environmentalists would be lighting themselves on fire in the streets.
User avatar #178 to #165 - thismustbeseen (12/27/2015) [-]
Bridging The Bering Strait - Megastructures Documentary

Have you seen this? It's pretty cool.

Essentially, it's possible to do, but there are way too many drawbacks, and it doesn't outweigh the benefit.
User avatar #213 to #178 - burntoncheese (12/27/2015) [-]
>Great Wall of China

>visible from space

1/10 research, would not trust from scientific standpoint
User avatar #170 to #165 - Apex (12/26/2015) [-]
Environmentalists lighting themselves on fire? Worth it I say, saves me from lighting them myself.
#25 - asmodeu (12/26/2015) [-]
Yeah except the highway will end up looking like this when crossing borders.
Russia is very bad at road repairs
User avatar #99 to #25 - goodhomer ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
As much as I hate toll roads, seems like it could actually solve this issue.
User avatar #83 to #25 - grandmabetty (12/26/2015) [-]
And I thought the roads from Spain into Portugal were bad...

Spain's are al silky smooth from all this dipping into the EU cash pot and Portugal's are like Britain's but two times as bad
User avatar #122 to #25 - rheago (12/26/2015) [-]
Thought to myself, isn't that the Belgium -Netherlands border?

Zoomed in
Yep
User avatar #173 to #25 - kurbeh (12/26/2015) [-]
But the sign says that the good half is the Netherlands.
They don't have a border to Russia, do they?
#190 to #173 - dorg (12/27/2015) [-]
It was an visual example
User avatar #34 to #25 - carneymaster (12/26/2015) [-]
no it wont be that jaring at first. not for the first 10 or 20 miles. Gotta keep up appearances with the US when you do something like this.
#22 - cookiedude (12/26/2015) [-]
There would have to be snow plows on that thing 8 months out of the year.

And then who would pay for it, and would you need a license separate from you own nation's to drive on it?
User avatar #20 - runescapewasgood (12/26/2015) [-]
Russia's getting clever with how to get rid of their immigrants.
#67 - roflstorm (12/26/2015) [-]
So i Frankenstien'd a map together to help anyone out

There was probably an easier way but whatever
#118 to #67 - virtualsloth (12/26/2015) [-]
Make it go through as many countries as possible without making it much longer
User avatar #179 to #67 - edgenotedgy (12/27/2015) [-]
It would be easier to cross from Africa to Europe through Gibraltar, good map though.
User avatar #164 - removekimchi (12/26/2015) [-]
>all that siberian road

many russians will die getting us this highway
#106 - bagofshenanigans (12/26/2015) [-]
No. Ignoring all initial building costs, the US (maybe Germany as well) will probably be the only country that puts any real effort into maintaining their portion to any decent standard. Russia would never keep up with snow plowing, patching, filling potholes, or redoing sections of their highway. And Eastern Europe can barely afford to exist, let alone provide adequate care for a massive superhighway.

And none of you ******* (especially the Russians) deserve unlimited, immediate access to the US Interstate system. You ******* don't pay taxes here, you constantly berate the US for using highways as opposed to train based systems, and you don't have US driver licenses. No one should have to die because some ******* left Britain and doesn't know how to drive on the correct side of the road. Stay on your rainy, little, socialist island where you belong.

And despite my earlier, more xenophobic statements, the most important reason is the complete lack of any benefit. Plane tickets are cheaper, use less fuel, and don't require maintenance on heavily traveled superhighways located near the north ******* pole. Whoever proposed this needs to be sent to a Gulag. I don't care if they're no longer in use. Open one back up and make this maniac its lone occupant.
User avatar #163 to #106 - bggeddevtwo (12/26/2015) [-]
Since when did you need to pay taxes for beeing a torist?
User avatar #181 to #106 - siemenz (12/27/2015) [-]
I think some gulags are still in use. But don't tell anyone or uncle Putin will send you there.
User avatar #192 to #106 - meganinja (12/27/2015) [-]
I actually dealt with this idea a bit. I was trying to contract out my company to help build the bridge for this idea, and it's mostly for rail transport. It would actually be extremely useful, but our idea got denied (or rather never got a reply) and I'm not sure if Russia ever decided on anything yet.
User avatar #110 to #106 - lotengo (12/26/2015) [-]
**** you guy, the Netherlands has way better roads than Germoney.
#169 to #110 - savvysauce (12/26/2015) [-]
Germanfag here, **** you.
#156 to #110 - tonyredgrave (12/26/2015) [-]
He's not your guy, friend.
User avatar #217 to #110 - brobathehutt (12/27/2015) [-]
American here, and I'm going to support Germany in this argument. Go **** yourself.
#126 to #110 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
haha lol banter
User avatar #244 to #106 - norkasthethird (12/27/2015) [-]
You're not wrong, you're just an asshole.
User avatar #14 - GmCity ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Easy to invade with very little downside.

England invades everyone
Everyone gets benifits

Russia Invades,
Everyone fights for gay rights again and then things are back to normal

Canada invades (for some reason)
Better and/or free healthcare for everyone

US invades, everyone gets oil, and a free gun
User avatar #38 to #14 - willindor ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Gay rights but no free vodka and a moist nugget or Kalashnikov if Russia invades?
#238 - anonymousmkiii (12/27/2015) [-]
GIF
**anonymousmkiii used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymousmkiii rolled image** "Yeah guys, hey, lets make a ******* superhighway. It'll be 20,000 miles long, and go quickly from New York to London"

They of course said "quickly" as they drew the line riiiight past CHICAGO.

I mean, this all seems like a good idea on the surface, you look at this as a massive facilitation of international travel and trade between America, Russia, Canada, and Europe. What once required planes, trains and trucks can now in the course of a week be economically driven around the world essentially.

Then you look at the logistics. No, not the short term stuff, like the bridge Sarah Palin will be able to see from her backyard jutting out to russia at a minimum of 60 feet above the miles and 50 miles across, not the initial paving the tundra hmm, this turned out well before in Alaska, didn't it? , not building the infrastructure, thousands of gas stations, service stations, hotels, etc, but the long term.

Sure, there's a massive advantage creating a highway this far north. going "around the world" is drastically shorter in distance. But you deal with temperatures that vary from 70-80f down into the negative degrees, depending on where you measure. All of these areas are temperate and vary massively in temperature, so you're going to be replacing the pavement. a lot. Now imagine doing this on a superhighway, there would essentially always be maintenance being done on some point of the road, there would have to be.

And this is just temperature. You still have to contend with nature. Like, for example, the logistics of removing and maintaining the carworthiness of hundreds of square miles of asphault after a snowstorm hits. Oh, and tsunamis, which have hit alaska and coastal russia before. Oh, don't forget wildlife, like bears and elk.

So finally we get to security. And how the **** do you secure a road like that well? With airports and ships, you can at least guarantee some level of security in the fact that the TSA security specialist is going to do a full cavity search and confiscate the water bottle that model was stupid enough to purchase at the shop outside of the checkpoint and try to bring through, only to have it called a bomb and have it thrown in the trash can next to the line of other people waiting. You don't get that in a highway. Yeah, you can setup a checkpoint at every state border, place border patrol to guard the thing, and watch as *insert ******* unpronounceable Iraqi name here* and his compatriots drive a pair of matching white Nissan trucks loaded up with plastic explosives a good 20 or 30 minutes apart from each other up the super highway, right through the checkpoint at the Russia-US border on the russian side, right onto the superbridge, and blow a hole in both sides of the superbridge, stranding thousands between the craters.

So is this gonna happen? Are tens of thousands of people going to displace themselves to work on or as a part of the superhighway? are the governments of essentially 3 superpowers that have shown signs of working so well together in the past going to do so now, and contribute billions to the effort of creating and maintaining a road that would be a security and maintenance nightmare in some of the toughest places in the world to live, Siberia, Alaska, and northern Canada?

Yeah, i'm gonna go with no

TL;DR: This will happen on a cold day in hell.
#225 - zombiepipboy (12/27/2015) [-]
mfw i live in Australia
User avatar #229 to #225 - RyudenTamarashi (12/27/2015) [-]
I know that feel
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