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Superhero weaknesses.

i can I PLEASE as BACK
To HEARING PANTS? '
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User avatar #4 - retropetyput (07/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Batman's biggest weakness is inflation
User avatar #23 - skittlesinexcess (07/07/2014) [+] (15 replies)
But Aquaman, HAS NO WEAKNESS!
#27 - bianconero (07/07/2014) [+] (7 replies)
What am I doing with my life...
#25 - drayn (07/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
fixed
User avatar #9 - Furubatsu (07/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Sure as hell didn't plan his parents deaths now, did he?
#13 to #9 - butakun (07/07/2014) [-]
He wasn't Batman yet.
#12 - Shmuck (07/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#90 - thedarkkight (07/08/2014) [+] (6 replies)
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#54 - randomitusben (07/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I always read batman dialogue with Hoss delgado's voice from Grim adventures of billy and mandy.
#8 - agentdoubleohio (07/07/2014) [-]
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#24 - Sworley (07/07/2014) [+] (5 replies)
although i understand it is a joke, since the first 2 are actual weaknesses, the flash can feel a bullet touch his skin and move out of the way in time, so the justice league unlimited depiction of him tripping or getting hit by debris is crap
although i understand it is a joke, since the first 2 are actual weaknesses, the flash can feel a bullet touch his skin and move out of the way in time, so the justice league unlimited depiction of him tripping or getting hit by debris is crap
#11 - slikmonkey (07/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
he's the goddam batman
#86 - leonhardt (07/08/2014) [+] (16 replies)
Batman is as 2 dimensional and bland as Superman, now, but it's magically okay because him winning everything without fail is played off as "Oh, he's just smart!"   
   
Remember back when he relied on his utility belt and it was at least funny how ridiculous some of the 						****					 he pulled out of it was?   
   
Now it's just   
"Mmmmm Batman I am Gotham's reckoning."   
"Lol no I have a plan for that you lose"   
"Oh darn, I guess you're the greatest detective ever!"   
   
He's become that kid. You know the one. That would always cheat on the playground.   
"Hey I totally shot you."   
"Nu-uh I was wearing magic wizard armor"   
"We're playing Allies vs Nazis you nerd, not Dungeons and Dragons."   
   
You can't have Batman in anything without him beating everyone just to prove how awesome he is, even when his name isn't even on the comic.   
   
It's boring and tedious and we all let it become like this.   
   
I'm ready for your red thumbs, batfags.
Batman is as 2 dimensional and bland as Superman, now, but it's magically okay because him winning everything without fail is played off as "Oh, he's just smart!"

Remember back when he relied on his utility belt and it was at least funny how ridiculous some of the **** he pulled out of it was?

Now it's just
"Mmmmm Batman I am Gotham's reckoning."
"Lol no I have a plan for that you lose"
"Oh darn, I guess you're the greatest detective ever!"

He's become that kid. You know the one. That would always cheat on the playground.
"Hey I totally shot you."
"Nu-uh I was wearing magic wizard armor"
"We're playing Allies vs Nazis you nerd, not Dungeons and Dragons."

You can't have Batman in anything without him beating everyone just to prove how awesome he is, even when his name isn't even on the comic.

It's boring and tedious and we all let it become like this.

I'm ready for your red thumbs, batfags.
#47 - anonymous (07/07/2014) [+] (5 replies)
This says otherwise, for real.
This says otherwise, for real.
#57 - grimmwaters (07/07/2014) [+] (17 replies)
>TFW Shazam's weakness is  saying  his own name
>TFW Shazam's weakness is saying his own name
#71 to #57 - neonnurse ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
>mfw his weaknesses also include getting his brain melted by superman
>mfw his weaknesses also include getting his brain melted by superman
#148 - asasqw (07/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Hal Jordan's is just wait till his battery runs out
Hal Jordan's is just wait till his battery runs out
#16 - ieatyououtaldaylon (07/07/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Pretty sure this would be the Green Lantern's weakness.

for those of you who don't know, Green Lantern's weaknesses are things made of wood, and yellow things
User avatar #37 - sirbearington (07/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
GROWL. RFFT RRRRRRRR, RRGLRGR -adjusts hat and monocle- GRROWL ROAR GRR.
#10 - sienimies (07/07/2014) [-]
And the best thing is that it works.
#40 - domefige (07/07/2014) [-]
MFW Double-punch kick
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