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I What gay men give to the typed. .
cm the second ens.
There' s this ens gay club! go to that actually has a emblem of straight
guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys dent
understand that girls can also be gay. because they assume that any
girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.
So ene night I was out en the dance . and I see this guy He' s like
ever , at least. all . muscle shirt. leeks kindof like a
douchebag. And he' s just circling the dance floor, in ene
loop. looking at the crowd like a predator. and We creeping me the luck
put
creeping me out enough that I teori' t immediately realize what' s twing
en nearby. Same girl has attracted ene ofthe Assholes. wha has
proceeded to begin grinding en her. She' s pushing him away, telling him
to get lest He' s pulling that whole. tame en. dent be a bitch’ spiel.
and generally just net getting the message
BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy sweeps in, like were sen
Avenger He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the
Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a
fuck machine Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another
man try re dance with him at a GAY BAR???. starts spitting curses. and
tears ass eff the dance ihaytu' and out ente the sidewalk
The Gay manger turns back to the girl. inclines his head in an, ‘are we
okay? sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position
at circling the dance floor, leeking for his next target.
Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a
regular there.
gay avenger.
mere ! Sarthe pictures at '' t lolit.
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Submitted: 01/13/2014
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User avatar #16 - nikolaier (01/14/2014) [+] (7 replies)
i need some gay friends
#1 - mohawkwarrior (01/13/2014) [+] (19 replies)
Sounds like a cool-ass dude. Making sure others can have a good time. I'm straight, but I would dance with gay avenger just for being that awesome. (Plus, there's nothing gay about dancing, anyway).
#18 - kanatana (01/14/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Gay Avenger
User avatar #39 - philliyoMLB (01/14/2014) [+] (7 replies)
HAHAHA IT'S FAHNNY CUS HES GAY GOSH GAYS ARE SO CUUL GUIZE LOL I WANNA BE ONE GEEZE THEYRE AWESOME.
#2 - include ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
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#43 - PenguinsOfMars (01/14/2014) [-]
Gay dudes grabbing assholes, what else is new?
#127 - WastingTime (01/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I should start going out to clubs and talking to these so called "Females".
User avatar #113 - deadadventurer (01/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I have a friend who used to date a stripper. One evening after her shift at the strip club stopped we went to pick up her and one of her... uhm... "colleagues". They have allready decided where we are going since it's their whole tradition or whatever.
We head off to a gay bar. I notice what predicament I have placed myself in when I look at the pictures hanging on the walls. Loads of naked men.

Anyway, I figure I'd make the best of my situation so I decide to hang out with the two strippers I am there with. Still ends up with them going to the bathroom and me being temporarily left alone. Me alone at the gay bar means that guys consider approaching me (I notice guys chatting in the corner while looking at me, stuff like that. So I just start to walk around the bar a bit.

And here is where the fun starts.

I spot my buddy who seems to be in a similar situation as me. The fun bit though is that he gets eye contact with a random girl. They look a bit at each other and suddenly she just swoops on top of him and starts making out with him.
As I see it, my reaction is kinda neutral. I look a bit to the side and I notice that my buddy's stripper girlfriend had returned and she is just standing there looking at the make out session. I look from her, to my buddy and his random find.
They both notice me staring, so they stop making out and looks at me. I discreetly nudge towards his girlffriend. He looks at her and she just punches him three times in the face and storms off. My buddy runs after her, leaving me stranded.

At this point I'm a bit like "Fuck this. I don't wanna be alone here. I'm like candy to those people." Go outside into the morning light and randomly blunder into two hot blondes. They start chatting me up, which I find pretty cool. A taxi drives by and -I shit you not- runs over my foot. As it happens I start screaming and yelling a lot of colourful profanities, that basically just scares away the blondes.

At this point I decided just to head home.
User avatar #101 - viperish (01/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
> She's pushing him away, telling him to get lost.

She's only testing me as a boyfriend, in reality she wants me to do this. (´・ω・`)
#59 - cazabrow ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Nigga why did you even highlight anything..
#136 - colorbox (01/14/2014) [-]
What I thought of..
User avatar #120 - commontroll (01/14/2014) [-]
I prefer calling him the Gayvenger. The Rainbow Knight. The Flamboyant Guardian.

The list goes on and on really.
#114 - mrfartypants (01/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#68 - catburglarpenis (01/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
OP's fw
OP's fw
#48 - unitedabominations (01/14/2014) [+] (7 replies)
**unitedabominations rolls 33** get
User avatar #3 - Loppytaffy (01/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Stories like this make me want to be a gay man.
User avatar #66 - arnolddusk (01/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
too bad homosexuality is a sin. have fun burning in hell superdude
User avatar #74 to #66 - galkawhm (01/14/2014) [-]
If you don't die a warrior's death you won't make it to Valhalla.
#95 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
OMG I CANT EVEN IM SO DONE DID YOU JUST TUMBLR IS ON DRUGS TOM HIDDLESTON
#126 - josieabby (01/14/2014) [-]
I can't stop laughing at Gay Avenger.
I can already imagine what his suit would look like.
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